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Dude. Seriously. You always gotta check yourself in the mirror before you leave the house. Or the locker room. Well, at least your girlfriend knows you liked her gift. 

Upper Iowa my a**. Let’s discuss what’s happening in Lower Iowa. 

This was my review from a couple weeks ago (which I posted on RentMasseur)
When I first read the other reviews of Ralph, I thought that they were so positive that people had to be exaggerating. It sounded too good to be true. Well, after getting a massage from him, I have to add to the chorus of over-the-top reviews.

I can sum up Ralph up in two words: “The Best.” He is the real deal. A talented masseur. A ***y man. And a really nice guy.

Ralph gave me the best massage I’ve ever had. It was a perfect balance of strong pressure and soothing caressing. It’s like his hands are magic — strong and soft at the same time. My back had been sore for about two weeks before my session with him. He managed to work out all sorts of knots and relieve all sorts of tension. I left totally relaxed, feeling an endorphin high.

Ralph is charming and magnetic and easy to talk to. I usually stay quiet during a massage, and I often drift off into sleep. But with Ralph, I wanted to keep talking with him, and I really enjoyed doing so. 
(And to be clear, Ralph isn’t one of those massage providers who keeps talking and distracts from the pleasure of the massage. He is very intuitive He let me guide and control when there was conversation and was completely quiet when he sensed that is what I wanted.)

Ralph is incredibly ***y. He looks great in the photos he has posted her,e but he looks even better in person. Big, muscular body. Beautiful eyes. A charming smile. If you are looking for a really hot guy to give you a massage, Ralph is it. You’ll be tempted to keep your eyes open so you can watch that handsome body at work.

If you’re checking out his profile and wondering if you should book him, just do it. He is an incredibly talented masseur, a cool guy, and ***y as hell. Like I said, he’s the best.

I met him recently. Was fun. Body pics check out.
DM if you have questions.

Under the radar rec...A straight guy who is a former frat boy. Adonis face god body classic himbo type(think Rob Gronkowski). Mostly lives in Arizona but travels to Palm certain weekends.

Who? 🤔

Met up with him, but the massage was only therapeutic. He's definitely NOT 6'4. I'd say maybe 6'2. We didn't discuss any deli services and was able to book him on the spot. He looks better in person, imo. I really dig the pornstache, but he's rockin a full beard at the moment. 
He's located in a quiet neighborhood with accesible parking, which is always a plus in LA. The massage was great and I appreciate Ralph taking the time to ease tension across my body. The session lasted the entire hour and Ralph made me feel comfortable in his cozy home. 
I would definitely consider booking him again and possibly asking for deli services next time. 

OMG I used to service him regularly when he was maybe 19/20. Amazingly soft skin, beaming smile with Richard Gere-like squinty eyes, a meaty cock and he would cum 2-3 times almost always (yum!). Pretty sure we met on Craigslist, and he was always such a sweetheart. Straight, but not inhibited. I stopped calling because I started a relationship and then lost track of him. 

Given the bad state of crypto these days, he’s got to do something for income to keep affording things like those hideous sunglasses. Blow the straight guy now and help him out.
https://www.barrons.com/articles/bitcoin-price-today-crypto-winter-xrp-3ea83c19
 

I booked him for BFE. He's beautiful, loves his job and is eager to please his clients. He's not a good conversationalist. We had a great time. He's worth booking for his appearance and passion for his job.

Many escorts in LA charge 1000 an hour. Of course, they are all built muscle jocks that also do porn.

New (at least to the Los Angeles region)
 
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I had some great times with Commonly_James based out of Austin, TX. He was my first hire and he may as well have been my last. Haven't been able to find anyone that I could connect to like he and I did.
 He moved out of town and shut down his online profile. He probably got a new number as well. I send him a text every so often in case he just isn't replying. Only wishing him the best.

Chiming in again as I see this topic trending - he's great in my opinion.  Body rocks - great ass.  Again, I've spent enough time with him that I invited him on a two-night trip.  As it happened, the trip had to be cancelled, but I'm looking forward to doing something similar with him in the new year.  He's great company, and not just naked.  

Chiming in again as I see this topic trending - he's great in my opinion.  Body rocks - great ass.  Again, I've spent enough time with him that I invited him on a two-night trip.  As it happened, the trip had to be cancelled, but I'm looking forward to doing something similar with him in the new year.  He's great company, and not just naked.  

Andrew Justice was the quintessential man for me.  

Haha this thread has made my Christmas morning even better. Thanks 🥹 @Dukeythedude @Thegreatgentlmen
 

Absolutely 💯 
The first rule of BDSM is NO DRUGS that blur your instincts. NEVER put yourself in a position where you're relying on someone under the influence, whether its driving a car or hanging, bound/gagged & suspended in a sling with your asshole ready for business. 

RM is most un-interesting these days, which is probably why I only hire every 6 months or so. But that's where I go to find a provider. As for visuals and browsing, the local Bass Pro Shop is far superior. 😜

I mostly hire escorts only when I am traveling.
Depending on the market, I may only find one or two people in my specific area who pique my interest.
Miami, LA or London are normally the largest selection of the type of fit/athletic types who I enjoy. 
NYC is of course, the best selection. But generally speaking I am more inclined toward massage services when I am in my hometown.
I DO like to browse, so I would say in the major markets including NYC I am interested in 10% to 15% of the choices. If I am really bored and horny, I will broaden my interests into a little older than I normally go for, or a little less muscle. In a smaller market, like the Carolinas I may only find ONE provider out of the entire county ( and sometime, I come up empty )

The word "hate" is grossly overused by people today. Every drop of disapproval seems to get expressed as "hate" in social media. 

My curiosity got the better of me. Hear to report that he did the same exact thing to me as well. We talked a week prior, agreed to what the session would be, confirmed for our Sunday appointment on Friday and Saturday, only for him to ghost me and block me. Do. Not. Waste. Your. Time.

I met him for massage last week. Timely reply, easy to schedule.
Massage solid B/B+. Both nude and mutual touch.
Absolutely gorgeous imo and his body is perfect.
I didn’t find the ending mechanical at all.  I didn’t find him odd (as some have said) - but he’s definitely wary of people and I can see where he would resist a situation where he’s just treated like a piece of meat. Ended with a shower where we washed the oil off one another. All in all one of the best massage experiences I’ve had. I will absolutely repeat whenever I’m back in Chicago. 

So I do have an upcoming trip to LA so I decided to hit him up early to see if I qualified. My RM profile has a body pic and that seemed good enough for him because he did respond to me. He is an actual bodybuilder and I found out because his bodybuilder name came up on caller ID. His rates are 350in/400out and he does send face pics on request. I probably won't end up meeting with him though because Loganrockwell did get back to me (and he's been actually vetted here). 
FWIW, Mascmusclebttm is attractive, but not fully my type, and he's also definitely white.