BOZO T CLOWN

$200 for a "clinical" massage? Doubt there will be many takers. For that price on Rentmasseur and other sites, Bozo can find dozens of hotties half his age and twice as sexy who provide erotic massages with MT and a HE. BTC

@Eastside guy A link is always helpful 😀 Cruise_nyc - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - Cruise_nyc: Cruise. Bozo used to see Cruise often at Tim's Adonis events in NYC. He stopped working about 2-3 years ago. Don't know why. He had a tight, lean, muscular body, and was very popular. IIRC, he was from somewhere in the mid-west (Kansas?), and fresh out of the military (Navy?). He was also Gay4Real. Not Gay4Pay. His lap dances were always a lot of fun, though he did perspire a lot. Bozo does have that effect on people, sometimes 🤡. We had briefly discussed a private. At the time, he was living somewhere in Brooklyn with a roommate. I see his RM "MapMe" now has him in Hells Kitchen. Good to know that you had a good time. He will go on Bozo's bucket list. Hopefully, the green hair was just a passing phase. BTC

Does he really have Silver eyes? Silver eyes with Mediterranean features... and a French accent? WOW. Does it get more exotic than that? BTC

Sorry, I couldn't resist 🤡 BTC

And there's the rub! (to paraphrase Hamlet). He knows he's gorgeous, and has probably been told that his entire life. The guy is muscular and handsome with piercing blue eyes. He also has the extras that Bozo prefers - he is gay (or so he says), circumcised, and no stupid tattoos. However, to pay that kind of $$ to someone who has been advertising only 3 weeks, and NO reviews is really rolling the dice. Even with all of his obvious assets, including his "great sense of humor", Bozo agrees with @Dchotasianguy "Gotta pass on this one". BTC

Thanks for the report. However, TBH, any update on the Montreal strip club scene without a word about Campus or Stock Bar is like a review of the circus without mentioning the clowns or the Fat Lady. BTC

Also interested to know what his rates were. BTC

$3,000 for 8 hours? Does that include the cost of the UBER? BTC

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He was brilliant with a sharp political acumen. BTC

London, Ontario? or London, England? If you are referencing London, Ontario, The Well has gogo boys on Friday and Saturday nights beginning at 11:00 PM. London – The Well Restaurant – Bar DRINKATTHEWELL.COM BTC

Shameless bump 😀. Bozo's Canadian adventure begins soon. This new Rentboy looks very enticing. So appealing that Bozo is even willing to overlook the fact that he is uncircumcised (not uncommon with Canadian boys). BTC

A youthful looking Bob Newhart as the Mystery Guest on What's My Line on February 4th, 1962. The fact that Bob Newhart was starring in his own TV program 62 years ago serves as a wonderful tribute to his longevity. One of the very rare times that What's My Line had two mystery guests on the same night. The Bob Newhart Mystery Guest segment begins at 18:45. BTC

Bozo's favourite hotel in Toronto is the Sheraton Centre. Perfect location. Across the street from Nathan Phillips Square and walking distance to the gay village on Church Street, the Theatre District, Dundas Square, and the Harbourfront. The Chelsea on Yonge Street and the Marriott are a couple of other good choices. A day trip to Niagara Falls was the best part of Bozo's last visit to Toronto. A ride on the Maid-of-the-Mist is an experience that will be seared in your memory forever. And downtown Niagara Falls is a mini-Disneyland. I agree about the Blue Jays. The Rogers Centre is a beautiful stadium sitting right alongside the Harbourfront. The entertainment district also has a lot of theatres. Not quite Broadway. But almost. Try to see a play if you can. Bozo also enjoyed the historic Distillery District. It's in the "old" part of Toronto with cobblestone streets. There are always interesting events going on there in the warmer months. Finally, Bozo was VERY disappointed with the Cockbar. When he was there a year ago, the quality of the dancers was awful. Looked like kids they pulled in off the streets. Hopefully, things have improved. I do not understand why they turned the much larger Flash into a drag club and relegated the strippers to the much smaller Cockbar. BTC

WOW! If he is real, he is about as close to perfect as Bozo has seen in a while - tall, young, and muscular. Let's hope his face is as hot as the rest of him. Based on his RM narrative, it seems English is not his first language. Likely foreign born. Or perhaps the product of a lousy US educational system. He lists his ethnicity as "Other". If one is not: Black, White, Latin, Asian, Arab, Native American, Mediterranean, or Mixed, what is left? Would also love to hear some feedback on Liam. BTC

Bozo's first childhood crush was a Ginger: . BTC

Agreed! In NYC, Chicago, Philly, DC, Atlanta, and other major US metropolitan areas, there are hundreds of RM listings. Any provider that is foolish enough to tack on an extra $40-$50 bucks ($80-$100 round trip) will find out soon enough that he is pricing himself out of business in highly competitive (and probably a bunch of not-so-highly competitive) markets. Any RM prima donna that is too spoiled to take public transportation would probably be a lousy escort. Bozo is not the type to throw good money after bad. BTC

Chik-Fil-A chicken sandwiches (always fresh, never frozen) are the best fast food meals.... For dessert, Dairy Queen ice cream (closely followed by Krispy Kreme donuts). BTC

Richard Simmons is another celebrity who was long rumored to be gay. However, like Merv Griffin, Paul Lynde, and others, we will never know for sure. We can only speculate. BTC

It is definitely both. BTC

No. If the session is in a major city. Bozo politely informs the provider to use public transportation. If he refuses, that's a deal-breaker, and Bozo moves on. If the session is in a rural area or location not accessible to public transportation, the provider should use his own vehicle, Hiring an escort or masseur is no different than hiring a locksmith, house painter, exterminator or any other independent contractor. You pay them for their services. Transportation is their problem. Not yours. BTC

Trevor and Raquel weren't worthy of licking the shoes of Fred and Ethel Mertz. Bozo's very first sexual fantasy involved a foursome - a naked romp in the hay - with Fred, Ethel, and Mrs. Trumbull. BTC

He's only been advertising on RM for 2 days.... but, if the pics are real, he pushes all of Bozo's buttons. JockDudePL - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Toronto, Ontario | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Toronto, Ontario - JockDudePL: Tall athletic male jock dude Anyone road tested him yet? BTC

Not quite. More on a par with Little Ricky. BTC

From WIkipedia: On June 13, 2024, Gregory and his service dog were found dead inside a car at a Chase Bank parking lot in Peoria, Arizona. Gregory was 46. However, news of his his death was not publicly disclosed until nearly a month later, on July 10, 2024, when the cause of his death was still under investigation. His sister said Gregory had suffered from depression, bipolar disorder and a sleep disorder and said he likely died of a heatstroke after falling asleep in his car. He rarely had more than a few lines to speak in each of the ALF episodes. He was an adequate child actor, but his career peaked about age 10. It was all downhill from there. Is it a bit of hyperbole to call him a "SHOW BIZ LEGEND"? Bozo - a TRUE legend - thinks yes. BTC