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. Bozo expects to be attending the Buffdaddy's naked event tonight to to test drive this tall, handsome, clean shaven, hazel-eyed, ink-free, circumcised, Italian-American hunk of male pulchritude. Bozo will report back. BTC 🤡

Just noticed that in addition to his previously mentioned assets, Tommy is also circumcised. Yummy 😍! BTC 🤡

The Big Apple Circus opened in town last week at Lincoln Center for a limited engagement. No animals anymore, but still plenty of fun and excitement. A must-see for any visiting escort: BTC 🤡

FAKE NEWS ALERT Nowhere in his ad is smoking mentioned. The only thing smoking is his body! Still trying to figure out if Tommy Parker/Rentmen and Tommy Parker/BuffDaddy are the same guy. BTC 🤡

Bozo has had his eyes on this upstate NY boy for a while. He's beautiful! He has all of the physical attributes necessary to be the future Mrs. Bozo. In fact, Bozo would pay him just to grate cheese on those abs! Earlier, @Buffdaddy sent out his e-mail promo for his Sunday show, and Tommy Parker is the headliner. The photos look a lot like the Tommy Parker on Rentmen - Tall, White, smooth, handsome, lean muscular body, chiseled jawline, and ink-free. Is the Rentmen Tommy Parker the same as the one in BD's promo? They look a lot alike, and both are scrumptious 😀. Bozo's doubt comes from the fact that the Tommy_Parker in Rentmen still shows a Syracuse location. Tommy_Parker - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Syracuse, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Syracuse, NY - Tommy_Parker: Come and enjoy what I have to offer BTC 🤡

As opposed to good ones 🙄? His RM profile says he is into smoking 🚬. It's unclear if that means cigarettes or marijuana. Neither one has a particularly pleasant odor. After a guy smokes, he can shower and change his clothing, but hours later, the tobacco stench is still there. It seeps thru the pores. BTC 🤡

He'll be back... ...using a different name, different phone #, but same pics. BTC 🤡

With the landscaping and manicured lawn, the property looks so serene and idyllic. It is so sad to think that the area has become drug infested and crime ridden. Lena, Ella, and the Count must be rolling over in their graves. BTC 🤡

That doesn't look like a cigarette in his mouth. More like a pen. Definitely something with a point. He's absolutely adorable! BTC 🤡

Yes, both. But more objection to a cigarette smoker. Bozo had always assumed (apparently incorrectly) that when a provider indicates in his Rentmen Profile that he is into smoking that it was cigarettes 🚬, BTC 🤡

Even using the most generous definition of "athletic", this body does not come close to the body of an athlete. That is, unless your athletic prowess is in darts, chess, pool, poker, or beer pong. Doesn't Rentmasseur, like Rentmen, offer the Body Type option of "Chubby"? BTC 🤡

Lena Horne's 6-bedroom, four-story Queens home is on the market. The asking price is 1.22 million. That really doesn't seem like a lot for a home this size with its gloried history. Lena Horne's former home in NYC's 'African-American Gold Coast' has... NYPOST.COM The Tudor-style home in St. Albans became home to a number of luminaries, such as Jackie Robinson. BTC 🤡

His new release date is June 4th, 2028. His release date was pushed back by 4 weeks for breaking prison rules. Exclusive | Sean 'Diddy' Combs' prison release date pushed back after rapper... PAGESIX.COM The embattled music mogul allegedly consumed homemade alcohol and participated in a three-way phone call while behind bars in New Jersey. BTC 🤡

Or, if you are adventurous, you can take a tour of North Korea. A trip to the hermit kingdom would be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Though Bozo is not sure what the current situation is in regards to the hiring of masseurs there. North Korea Tours, DPRK Travel (2025-2026) 🥇 | Koryo Tours - Koryo Tours KORYOGROUP.COM A trip to North Korea (the DPRK) is the ultimate experience. Discover our upcoming North Korea group tours. From the North Korea travel experts. BTC 🤡

His "I am Into" on his profile page lists smoking. That is usually a dealbreaker for Bozo. But not sure if that means that he smokes, or he is into guys who smoke. BTC 🤡