Lucky

You haven't the slightest idea what my true colors are. And yes, I knew you didn't go out to "superb" since you are here 24 hours a day. God forbid that someone else might start a thread.

First of all, if he didn't like it why let it go on for ten minutes? And, if I hadn't hired him again, I wouldn't have been able to confirm that he liked it, nor would I have enjoyed it again! How was superb with your WASP friends? Short?

Thank you for your support...I think.

Were you trying to make a point or just didn't like the way I post?

No social distancing as the benches are close together. I am not talking about briefly removing the mask. I said the guy never wears a mask since he started the coffee drinking.

Okay, so a hot guy was massaging me when his butt hovered over my face. I moved in and chowed down for about ten minutes. When he pulled away, he said "Never do that again!" So I didn't until the next time when he put that hole right in front of my mouth and it was quite clear what he wanted. He said nothing this time! I was only pursuing his enjoyment! Simply delicious.

Don't you think that posters should post freely as long as they are within the guidelines? Who are we to say how someone else should post or about what? Once they have, we can comment, but we don't want to set limits, do we? Why someone then might suggest that posting should be limited to 12 or so posts a day. Horrors, huh?

We used to go to the dog park about 6 am. The same crowd was always there. The dogs would mingle and I would pet a lot of them. A friendly time. Then some jerk introduced dog treats and suddenly the camaraderie with the dogs evaporated. They waited for cookie man and spent their time with him. As if that was not enough, he started bringing coffee. That hadn't been a problem as people would momentarily remove their mask and sip, then put it back on. Yet this guy now never wears a mask, and others are now following his example so that they can drink their coffee. Has COVID disappeared with the coffee cups?

We followed President Trump's advice and got the shot twice.

What hot escort is going to with you on a gay cruise and not also be very popular with others on the cruise? Will he resist other hot guys who want him in their beds? Other customers? Will that be okay with you? After all, you want him to have fun on the cruise as well...

And who responded to the Census question. There was no 2019 census anyway, so...?

Speaking of gas powered douching...it can be pretty noisy!

I have had several escorts and masseurs not show up to my house, but I didn't write about it here. Not once. You see, I hadn't hired them. Who can afford that experience these days?

The Census Bureau reports that as of 2019 there are over a half-million married gay couples in the USA. Since it takes two to tango, that means over a million gays have married since it was legalized. And even that might be larger given the holes in Census counting! Lots of stats follow in the LA Times article: https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-09-17/half-million-homes-are-gay-marriages-5-years-after-ruling

I have not tried the electric enema device. I was shocked that one exists.

For a closet case, he doesn't just have CCTV to worry about, Much more worrisome is that all of his email, porn searches, and messages are first saved on the device used, saved at the provider, and saved at the NSA. His vulnerability to discovery is far worse than it was to any 50's guy worrying about a raid.

Phuket has the beauty, Jomtien has the bo...er, guys! (I am saying, er, guys, not boner!)

I wish I was going with you! It's a trip I have made several times but wouldn't take now. Please report back so we can have some vicarious pleasure(s)!!! Here's some good information on Thailand: https://www.traveloffpath.com/thailand-reopening-to-tourists-everything-you-need-to-know/

Not a bad thing to be!

I guess I need to qualify my statement. I know that we gay men like dicks. I have gotten excited by them without question. I remember at a Palm Springs Pool Event a very handsome escort rose from the hot tub in all of his glory. It was a sight to behold, and those viewing it did seem to be excited, especially as some ran out to the pool when they heard about it. All that said, a celebrity maybe/possibly dick is not urgent...for me.

I think that the term "nice dick" is redundant.

I have seen about a kazillion penises in my time, both live and filmed. One more is hardly going to get me excited.

So that's where they keep it! How clever!

I screwed up, not realizing that the caps lock was on, so I kept sending Help and reset messages to Microsoft until they shut me off. I had to hire someone to fix it then.

I would rather a guy fart in my face than have even the slightest hint of cigar smoke.