Kenny

Huh?

“She and Sophia have a lot in common,” said the source, adding, “The age difference doesn’t seem to matter at all. They are both right-wing assholes.”

3.1 miles, to be exact.

The picture on the wall behind Jamie is Edward Munch’s (in)famous “Madonna,” a picture glorifying decadent love. Not exactly subtle...

I’m hoping for a SpongeBob SquarePants sweep. A children’s cartoon pretty much sums up today’s Broadway.

When you go to bed, wear socks. Seriously. Keeping your feet warm helps prevent foot cramps. It works.

Cannibis can be helpful in reducing arthritic inflammation.

I’ve never been mistaken for a lesbian.

One reason for the price drop: Originally, the multi-car garage was filled with expensive sports cars, limos, classic cars, etc., that were part of the deal. Those got removed, so the price went down. And, in reality, it is not the most expensive house on the U.S. market. This is -- $350 million, centered on the Bel-Air manse that was used as the Beverly Hillbillies TV house, owned by the evil right-wing tycoon Jerry Perenchio, now deceased : https://la.curbed.com/2017/8/7/16109508/bel-air-estate-beverly-hillbillies-perenchio

Perhaps you are confusing it with the Tlaquepaque Taqueria on Palm Canyon, which isn’t nearly as insanely trashy as the Tlaquepaque artisans markets. Fabuloso basura!

Novak Djokovic said in his 2016 champions speech at Indian Wells that the tournament deserved to have a higher status. There are only 4 Grand Slam events, and that’s unlikely to change, but Indian Wells is second only to the US open in American stature — and many like it more because of the location.

Oh, I’m definitely not complainin’. Just sayin’.

True, but Indian Wells and Coachella dwarf the others (Coachella is actually more than 125,000, same as Modernism week, but that is centered in PS but is in early February, too early to matter. Indian Wells gets 450,000 over two weeks). Just sayin’.

If it’s not held at the same time as Coachella, Fri, Apr 12, 2019, 3:00 PM – Sun, Apr 21, 2019, 11:30 PM PDT, or Indian Wells Tennis, March 4 - 17. 2019, rooms might be a wee bit less expensive. (Every wee bit helps.)

Broadway is indeed more about tourism than about theater. Feeding tourists makes those “Y’alling” ladies think they’re engaging with theater, which I dare say they don’t do in Biloxi.

Er, time to get a sense of humor. As a friend on the Tony nominating committee puts it, “I always bring flowers when I visit the Magnificent Invalid. She insists.”

Totally chicken-sh*t casting of hosts. If the Tony’s really wanted to guarantee blockbuster viewership, they would bring back Kevin Spacey. Everyone would watch. No wonder Broadway is dying. Still.

“We opened our office because we felt there was a growing need for hair removal.“ Very Kardashian.

I think participation ribbons would be nice.

Moscow Mule is definitely a stripper name.

Lifting heavy objects is one common cause of hemorrhoids. One tends to, um, squeeze.

Is Ginger Beer a stripper name?

Hemorrhoids are very common. Nearly three out of four adults will have hemorrhoids from time to time, and weight-lifting...well, guaranteed. Ask Amy. And congratulations on the most revolting forum post in years.