Kenny

That giant Jesus & Golgotha tatt on his inner bicep would be, uh, disconcerting.

Deviled eggs.

I had to walk on water, but I was wearing a robe. Edit: I see that the word "robe" in the thread title has been corrected, to "rope." Sorta messes up my silly joke-post.

Timely advice: When you are trying to get out of a deep hole, stop digging.

The giveaway, if the rest weren't blatant enough, is always "Don't get me wrong, I'm the last one to want to see anyone abused or discriminated against but..." It's a very big but. Gigantic, even. So big that what it really means is "I'm abusive and discriminatory."

You are a misogynist pig. Just sayin'

You might want to google 'harvey weinstein.' Just sayin...

Judging from A4A, the inquiry might better be in Deli...

Not again! Says he's been doing massage for 8 years. Apparently he started in high school.

Huh?

“She and Sophia have a lot in common,” said the source, adding, “The age difference doesn’t seem to matter at all. They are both right-wing assholes.”

3.1 miles, to be exact.

The picture on the wall behind Jamie is Edward Munch’s (in)famous “Madonna,” a picture glorifying decadent love. Not exactly subtle...

I’m hoping for a SpongeBob SquarePants sweep. A children’s cartoon pretty much sums up today’s Broadway.

When you go to bed, wear socks. Seriously. Keeping your feet warm helps prevent foot cramps. It works.

Cannibis can be helpful in reducing arthritic inflammation.

I’ve never been mistaken for a lesbian.

One reason for the price drop: Originally, the multi-car garage was filled with expensive sports cars, limos, classic cars, etc., that were part of the deal. Those got removed, so the price went down. And, in reality, it is not the most expensive house on the U.S. market. This is -- $350 million, centered on the Bel-Air manse that was used as the Beverly Hillbillies TV house, owned by the evil right-wing tycoon Jerry Perenchio, now deceased : https://la.curbed.com/2017/8/7/16109508/bel-air-estate-beverly-hillbillies-perenchio

Perhaps you are confusing it with the Tlaquepaque Taqueria on Palm Canyon, which isn’t nearly as insanely trashy as the Tlaquepaque artisans markets. Fabuloso basura!

Novak Djokovic said in his 2016 champions speech at Indian Wells that the tournament deserved to have a higher status. There are only 4 Grand Slam events, and that’s unlikely to change, but Indian Wells is second only to the US open in American stature — and many like it more because of the location.

Oh, I’m definitely not complainin’. Just sayin’.

True, but Indian Wells and Coachella dwarf the others (Coachella is actually more than 125,000, same as Modernism week, but that is centered in PS but is in early February, too early to matter. Indian Wells gets 450,000 over two weeks). Just sayin’.

If it’s not held at the same time as Coachella, Fri, Apr 12, 2019, 3:00 PM – Sun, Apr 21, 2019, 11:30 PM PDT, or Indian Wells Tennis, March 4 - 17. 2019, rooms might be a wee bit less expensive. (Every wee bit helps.)