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The last full nude place in South FLA shut a couple years ago, no replacement yet.

You really should check out Boxers n Briefs in ST Louis- always hiring, the best place left in MIddle America. Probably too far to drive from Indy, but please consider!

I've always got about eight different condoms in my travel kit, along with different lubes, just in case I come across an unexpected find- a regular provider looked in my kit once, turned around and gave me a salute- calls me "Boy Scout" to this day!

My dad built a Cobra kit car in his fifties, so it would be done and ready for him to enjoy during retirement- unfortunately he passed just after finishing the car. Quite sure his car never had a body like that parked next to it!

Agreed- great lap dances at Adonis in Phoenix, would be fantastic in bed judging by his moves- an amazing ass on that boy!

"Sorry Ma, the TV"s broke, it ain't working today, gonna hafta actually talk with Uncle Rudy tonite."

Ya, the Jimmy Dean ads kinda freak me out a tad, and the ever-changing Colonel Sanders casting make me nuts- I mean, really, Reba MacIntyre? Jason Alexander? Who thew hell comes up with this stuff? The other day, I saw an ad featuring a bunch of small kids throwing up and saying "poopy pinata"- WTF?

Managed to hit Oklahoma this spring, so that was the last of the fifty for me- Canada still holds Labrador and Newfoundland, don't know if I'll ever make those unless a flight to Europe has some mechanical trouble!

Lauterbrunnen is just a fantastic place for taking a "breather" during vacationing in the Alps, the scenery all around is breathtaking! Just a short hop up the hill from Interlachen, you get to feel like a true Suisse, highly recommended - of course, if you do get bored, the casino at Grindelwald is just over in the next valley to the east.

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, roasted yellow peppers, and pineapple - oh so good!

Whoever this kid is, I. WANT. THAT!!!!!!!!

Used to have an independent channel here that ran "Highway Patrol" with Broderick Crawford, showing in the middle of the time I would be getting ready for work, when I worked overnights at adidas. Funny watching those big old Buick coupes running up and down Topanga Canyon Road! One episode had a teenaged Barbara Eden as a kidnapping victim, and another featured Clint Eastwood as a rogue motorcyclist. Seeing a role portrayed in 1955, by actors still working recently, amazing, like seeing a Betty White clip from the '40s.

And you need to investigate the legal settlement that Swinging Richards has incurred concerning the "independent contractor" provisions of their dancers- the whole scope of their operations model has been altered by labor law rulings.

Local governments in Florida have chased every male full nude strip club out of business, with either zoning changes or liquor license challenges. Swinging Richards has Atlanta sewn up, as does Secrets in the Washington, DC area. Most states won't let you have full nudity and liquor both, but you might consider investigating Chicago- Illinois has already issued a full nude male liquor license to Boxers 'n Briefs in Belleville, IL (outside St Louis), but it costs the operator a rumored $250,000 yearly.

My local preferred escort texted me a couple nights ago, asked if I were interested in grabbing a drink or two that evening. As I was going to Vancouver for a court hearing the next morning, I said sure, but just a couple- gotta get to the airport early. So, we met up and after a drink, his sugar daddy showed up, and we all ended up going to a straight strip club down the street. They were both regulars at this club, familiar to the doorman and servers- obviously not strangers there. So, we sat down, got drinks, and started visiting with the working girls. Then, my guy gets real chatty, giving me an "I love you dude, you gotta know that by now" all in front of his sugar daddy and the girls gathered round our table. Now, this guy has been a provider for me for several years, I always assumed he's gay-for-pay, has pictures of himself and his girlfriend of IG and Facebook, etc. Now, all this comes out, and I have to get ready for a court action in a few hours- totally flabbergasted by this outburst! He's been talking about relocating for the last few months, so I don't know if this is a hamfisted way of saying goodbye, or an opening for expanding our relationship- I'm SO confused! I'm back in Portland on Monday, and I know he'll be in touch, so it's going to be a weird night, wish me luck!

Not everyone at a Naked Bike Ride is fully naked, and they are not very long rides- the Portland one is about seven miles. But, yes, tender bits of skin do get a bit of a workout- talc and unguents can be a good solution.

One visit to see my son while he was attending Harvey Mudd College at Claremont Colleges, I got us tickets to a taping of "The Price Is Right"- we still laugh about that day fifteen years later!

Or a day at the beach in Rio!

Russia deserves a hearty congrats for staging a virtually incident-free Cup. Hope that Qatar is progressing towards a similar experience, but with our world's current state, I'm fearing a '72 Munich-like disaster is on the way.

The 101 between Aberdeen and Quinault, on the Olympic Peninsula, passes thru Humptulips, WA

Actor Eric Hanson must be forty years old by now, are you sure this is he? He was always a fave, but I've got porno mags from the Ninety's with his photos.

Another sign of the times- real estate values are gonna drive the clubs out of business as rents skyrocket in the cities, and the Internet choices are keeping the young guys at home in front of their laptops. The times, they are a-changing.

+1 for the Tin Room- had the most athletic lap dance in my life from a young Army stud in the Tin Room's curtained lap dance booth, getting chubby just recalling him!

Agreed- a bachelorette group with tiaras and sashes will not fare well in either club, but as long as the noise is kept to a dull roar you should not have any issues. The announcer at either club will certainly call you out if the ladies get out of hand. Be sure to bring some dollar bills- the local ladies are notoriously stingy with the greenbacks, so some tipping will go a long way towards interactions with the guys on and off stage. And, a tip to the bartender early on can make a big difference in the quality of service as the night goes by!

Going to Las Vegas tomorrow to catch the Jets- Golden Knights game, along with some after- match companionship. Hockey players are SO hot!!!