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I wish there were a sexy pic of Jerry Fallwell Jr's poolboy.

Sorry, no. My catholic upbringing would have me a little queasy at trying to bone Jesus. Ooooff!

Don't ever fry chicken naked. Just.....dont.

Beautiful booty. He looks like he'd be fun. Save my pennies.....

It's easy to do. Part of what many of us are seeking is the emotional connection. And sometimes the provider is just so dam nice to us. It's easy to swoon. One fellow I really fell for once told me that "that sort of thing happens to him all the time." It reminded me that the thing that I fantasize about- a loving long term relationship, is not gonna happen with my favorite provider. Once in a blue moon you hear about a client/provider relationship turning into something more long term. But these usually develop if there is a great deal of money involved. And that's fine. A couple of times I have developed a bit of a friendship with a provider. And I am grateful for the friendship. But that's as far as it would ever go. Enjoy your provider as a friend if you wish. Anything more is exceedingly rare.

I enjoy a spanking from time to time. I mentioned this to a provider at the beginning of what I thought would be a basic vanilla hour. Little did I know that he was a well known dominant "SIR" who specialized in pain. My fanny still stings at the memories of what he did to me. SIGH!!!

Meow bitches!

I prefer Ice-gay.com. I like the format, though recently the ads are becoming much more intrusive.

SOB!!!! I don't have any fun stories to tell. My cousin groped me when I was 12. Does that count? Oy vey!

I keep wanting to get all nelly, running out of the room screaming, "T.M.I. !!!" Leave some things alone, honey. But....who knows. This thread might be providing an educational service.

I fart in bed. Does that count?

I love Latter Days. Steve Sandvoss was such a beauty. Sorry If I've said this like ten times before.

What is it about surfers? All so gorgeous. They seem mostly to have longer than average torsos, or cores. Just look so powerful in the center of those bodies.

Ever had them? Faggots and Peas? It's a classic British dish, not hard to make. OK I confess. I had no idea what it was. Never heard of it until I noticed it on a take out menu. And yuck! Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot penis. Free social distanced handjob to the first guy who knows what it is without flipping to Wikipedia, et. al. And I know. Thread doesn't belong in the Deli. Or does it? Hummm?!!!

Yes. Take him to lunch and explain to him just like you did above. What with all the "new fangled" (thanks Grandpa) communication devices and platforms, there are plenty of ways to have a misunderstanding. Plus, it's worth your effort. Friends are hard to find at our age. Good luck.

Check out Jhonny in FLL. Similar look, better body, and great reviews. PM me if you want.

With friends like these...... Really that's about the rudest thing I've ever heard. Didn't cancel 'cause they wanted free medical advice? Good Lord. I have to go wash my hands now just thinking about her.

Yea, that would really get my goat. I hate it when a provider tries to upsell me like I'm renting a car. "For two hundred more you can get leather!" Once had a guy tell me I'd have to pay an extra fifty if I sucked HIS. Gimme a break! If you want the guy to get neeked, ask him to get neeked. Otherwise move on. Life is too short.

"I'm open to everything except dick?" For "$600? Flying zebras, hold me back!!!

Yep. You are paying for it. Don't ever forget that. But......it is possible to develop something a bit more. It takes a ton of work on your part, a good sense of humor, and a huge forgiving attitude. Lots of good thoughts herein.

To quote Mrs " " of Rydell High. If you can be an athlete, be an athletic suporter. God rest her goofy soul.

Ethan from North Carolina. Beautiful man. Tristan Waters in Orlando. Sweet guy

She had a vagina.

Love a man with a plan. Industrious and clever. Have a wonderful time and don't worry about it.

Nice pics, especially of the 49ers...I think that was them. But no pic of Jimmy Garoppolo? Hottest guy in the NFL, IMHO