Becket

Nice series. Boys just wanna have fun.

Met him once. I innocently said that I might enjoy a little spanking. YIKES!!!!! I still walk funny.

1. If it ain't broke don't fix it. 2. When all else fails read the directions. 3. If the horse is dead, get off.

Dolly Parton is so relieved.

Closest thing I've experienced: At Swinging Richards, enjoying a very hot lap dance. Then the bartender starts saying the name of my dancer very loudly. "Randy! Randy!" I'm thinking, yea, he's hot alright. 'Cept he's telling Randy to get my hand off his ass because two undercover police persons have just walked in. Scared me to death. But they weren't interested at all in my lap dance, thankfully. Just investigating an incident from the night before.

I am so lucky to have a hot doctor. Gorgeous man, caring and compassionate. Always dressed well. No wedding ring on either finger. I do have my fantasies.

UUGG? Any match with Rafa is appointment viewing. I could watch his ass all day long. Gorgeous man!!!

Like many (former) escorts, life after can be a tough financial struggle. I'm sure he'd appreciate old friends touching base.

Certainly one doesn't have to hire the fellow again. But withholding payment because your experience was not as you had hoped is really a lousy thing to do. Erections are mysterious things. They come and go as they wish. Besides, supposedly we're just paying for the company, and whatever happens sex wise is a choice between consenting adults. Right?

I'm not sure I understand. You invited someone to your home. You offered him a drink. And then you deducted what you thought was the fair price of the drink(s) from his fee?

I think my first was Brandon Steele, who was EOY around 2006 or 2007. I was looking for a blond fantasy boyfriend experience. Boy did I get spoiled right off the bat!

I wish there were a sexy pic of Jerry Fallwell Jr's poolboy.

Sorry, no. My catholic upbringing would have me a little queasy at trying to bone Jesus. Ooooff!

Don't ever fry chicken naked. Just.....dont.

Beautiful booty. He looks like he'd be fun. Save my pennies.....

It's easy to do. Part of what many of us are seeking is the emotional connection. And sometimes the provider is just so dam nice to us. It's easy to swoon. One fellow I really fell for once told me that "that sort of thing happens to him all the time." It reminded me that the thing that I fantasize about- a loving long term relationship, is not gonna happen with my favorite provider. Once in a blue moon you hear about a client/provider relationship turning into something more long term. But these usually develop if there is a great deal of money involved. And that's fine. A couple of times I have developed a bit of a friendship with a provider. And I am grateful for the friendship. But that's as far as it would ever go. Enjoy your provider as a friend if you wish. Anything more is exceedingly rare.

I enjoy a spanking from time to time. I mentioned this to a provider at the beginning of what I thought would be a basic vanilla hour. Little did I know that he was a well known dominant "SIR" who specialized in pain. My fanny still stings at the memories of what he did to me. SIGH!!!

Meow bitches!

I prefer Ice-gay.com. I like the format, though recently the ads are becoming much more intrusive.

SOB!!!! I don't have any fun stories to tell. My cousin groped me when I was 12. Does that count? Oy vey!

I keep wanting to get all nelly, running out of the room screaming, "T.M.I. !!!" Leave some things alone, honey. But....who knows. This thread might be providing an educational service.

I fart in bed. Does that count?

I love Latter Days. Steve Sandvoss was such a beauty. Sorry If I've said this like ten times before.

What is it about surfers? All so gorgeous. They seem mostly to have longer than average torsos, or cores. Just look so powerful in the center of those bodies.

Ever had them? Faggots and Peas? It's a classic British dish, not hard to make. OK I confess. I had no idea what it was. Never heard of it until I noticed it on a take out menu. And yuck! Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot penis. Free social distanced handjob to the first guy who knows what it is without flipping to Wikipedia, et. al. And I know. Thread doesn't belong in the Deli. Or does it? Hummm?!!!