desertguy1954

Grindr size vs actual size are vastly different! No wonder so many gay men feel they don't "measure up" both figuratively and literally.
 
Here are the HARD facts (see what I did there?) :

As much as 45 percent of men believe they have a small penis.
Across studies average penis length is 23 centimeters (5.1 inches).
Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4.7 to 6.3 inches).
Erect circumference is around 12 centimeters (4.7 inches).

OP cites 5 inches as small however its average. A huge dong might be a fetish it should never influence the value of a man. (But sadly it does)

18/93
 
My beloved 93 y/o client and I are patiently waiting for covid to somehow resolve so we can resume where we left off. He's been my client since he was 73.

ANNNNNNDDDDD now it's time to play "Chris Eisenhower Answers Your Most Pressing Questions and Then Disappears For A While!"
 
Because I'm sick of watching the news. So...
 
Youngest: 19 (at least I hope he was 19)
Oldest: 80+
 
Younger (pro): strokes my inner daddy ego side.
Younger (con): completely disinterested in the BFE
 
Older (pro): 99.5% respectful, courteous, interesting, engaged, generous, experienced, hot in bed ?
Older (con): all of my truly bad (and I do mean BAD) experiences were made up of that remaining .5%

In response to inquiries - he is this totally cuddly Italian boy next door. Freshly showered. Dreamy bed room eyes. A touch of mouth wash. There is something thoroughly satisfying about meeting someone like him. I recommend. Highly.

Alex Trebek fought a brave battle with class and dignity. RIP ??

For $200: What famous game show host died today at age 80?
 
 
“Jeopardy is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends,” the show said in a statement to TMZ.
 
Trebek, who hosted “Jeopardy!” for 36 years, announced he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in March 2019.
 
“I’m going to fight this and I’m going to keep working and with the love and support from my family and friends and with the help of your prayers,” he vowed in a video released at the time. “I plan to beat the low survival rate statistics for this disease. Truth told, I have to because under the terms of my contract, I have to host ‘Jeopardy!’ for three more years, so help me. Keep the faith and we will win. We will get it done.”
 
Trebek powered through his diagnosis to host the iconic game show — most recently returning to set for the 2021-22 season.
 
George Alexander Trebek was born on July 22, 1940 in Sudbury, Ontario in Canada to Lucille and George Trebek. His father was a chef at a hotel and his mother was a stay-at-home mom. He had one younger sister, Barbara, who passed away in 2007 after battling breast cancer.
 
“My dad got along with everybody,” Trebek said in an interview with the Television Academy in 2007. “He was everybody’s best friend. He also enjoyed drinking with everybody. Mom didn’t drink, doesn’t drink. Didn’t smoke, doesn’t smoke … she got along with people also and to a certain extent I guess I picked up on that from them. At least, I hope I did.”
 
Trebek moved to Ottawa when he was 12 years old for boarding school and then stayed there for college, attending University of Ottawa in the late ’50s, where he majored in philosophy. He first got into broadcasting in college when he took a summer job to help him pay for school. The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation then offered him a full-time position, which he took while finishing his education.
 
In 1963, Trebek moved to Toronto, where he hosted a live teen music show called “Music Hop,” and beginning in 1966, Trebek moved into the game show sphere when he hosted a Canadian academic quiz show called “Reach for the Top.” Just like
“Celebrity Jeopardy,” “Reach for the Top” in which Eugene Levy portrayed a quiz show host named “Alex Trebel.” 
“Eugene Levy to this day did the best Alex Trebek ever,” Trebek said in a 2007 interview, adding, “Better than Will Ferrell.” When asked what he thinks of parodies of him he said, “I love them. It means you’ve arrived.”
 
In the 1970s, Trebek made his move to the United States where, with the help of Alan Thicke, he became the host of the short-lived NBC game show “The Wizard of Odds.” His girlfriend at the time, Elaine Callei, came to the US with him and the pair tied the knot in 1974. They were married for seven years before divorcing in 1981. By 1998, Trebek became a naturalized US citizen.
 
Trebek hosted shows including “High Rollers,” CBS’ “Double Dare,” “$128,000 Question” and “Pitfall” before he landed the role that would define his legacy. In 1984, Trebek was tapped to host a reboot of Merv Griffin’s quiz show “Jeopardy!” The original show aired on NBC from 1964-1975 and featured Art Fleming as its host. It was picked up again with Fleming from 1978-79 before the current version with Trebek premiered on Sept. 10, 1984.
 
Trebek has won five Daytime Emmy Awards for hosting “Jeopardy!” and in 2011, the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences honored him with the Lifetime Achievement Award. As of 2014, Trebek held a Guinness World Record for “the most game show episodes hosted by the same presenter.” Trebek has also been inducted into the Broadcasting & Cable Hall of Fame, the National Association of Broadcasters Broadcasting Hall of Fame and has won a Peabody Award.
 
In his interview with the Television Academy, he said he wanted to be remembered “as a decent guy who did his best to help the contestants perform at their best because that’s really what a host is supposed to do. You are there to make these players relax enough that they can demonstrate their skills because they’re the stars of the show. They’re the ones the viewers are interested in seeing … so lay back, put the emphasis on the players and if you do that properly, the viewers will look on you as a good guy … and if that’s the way they remember me down the line, perfectly happy with that.”
 
Throughout his career, Trebek has appeared as himself on many TV shows including, “Cheers,” “The Golden Girls,” “The Larry Sanders Show,” “The Nanny,” “Seinfeld,” “Baywatch,” “How I Met Your Mother,” “Family Guy” and “Orange Is the New Black.” During his time on “Jeopardy!”, he has also gone on tour with the USO 13 times to support the troops and their families. Trebek hosted the National Geographic Bee for 25 years.
 
Trebek wed Jean Currivan in 1990 and was married to her up until his death. In January 2019, he told People he wish he’d met her sooner, so they could have had a longer life together. The couple had two kids together, Emily, who works in real estate, and Matthew, who owns two restaurants, Oso and Lucille’s, in Harlem.
 
“When I was little, going to work with my dad was one of my favorite things to do,” Emily said in 2016. “One morning, I drew him this ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ sign. He’s kept it on the front of his office door ever since, even 18 years later. I’m so proud to be his daughter.”
 
Although the future of “Jeopardy!” is still up in the air, Trebek has previously offered his opinion on who should replace him as host, throwing out names including CNN’s Laura Coates, LA Kings announcer Alex Faust and TCM’s Ben Mankiewicz. In 2018, he said in an interview that he won’t have a say in who replaces him but, “It should, and will, go on after I’m done.”
 
Following Trebek’s cancer announcement in March 2019, Jeopardy record-holder Ken Jennings, wrote an ode to the host for the New York Times, explaining he’s not the “stern, judicial presence you might expect.”
 
“When the cameras stop rolling, Alex is a looser, even goofy presence,” Jennings wrote. “He still has the slight testiness, the dry imitation hauteur you can see when he spars with contestants in the interviews, but he’s gracious and candid and self-deprecating.”
 
Jennings added, ”[Johnny] Carson and [Walter] Cronkite are long gone, but Alex Trebek remains, the last of the old-school broadcasters who once visited us every night as a matter of ritual.”
 
In his 2020 memoir, “The Answer Is…”, Trebek wrote,
 
“My life has been a quest for knowledge and understanding, and I’m nowhere near having achieved that,” he wrote. “And it doesn’t bother me in the least. I will die without having coming up with the answer to many things in life.”
 
He went on to explain that he wanted to enjoy the time he has left by going out, but the coronavirus pandemic was restricting him from leaving the house, but that sitting on the swing out in the yard — his favorite spot — would be just as nice.
 
“I’ll be perfectly content if that’s how my story ends: sitting on the swing with the woman I love, my soul mate, and our two wonderful children nearby.”

Watched him last night for, I think, the first time and his unpretentious delivery, energy, organization, and straight-forward explanation were refreshing.

And I thought I was the only one. I’ve been a Steve Kornacki fan for years. He’s gained a little bit of weight during the pandemic, but oh so handsome in a nerdy kind of way. Guess I’m not the only one who has realized the hotness of Kornacki in those khakis: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vogue.com/article/steve-kornacki-msnbc-twitter-new-boyfriend-big-board-election-results/amp

Hopefully this doesn't need to be in the Politics forum. I've been watching election results on MSNBC since Tuesday night, and frankly, I'm in love with Steve Kornacki, the guy running their board. And he's gay! I just found when googling for an image of him. He came out in 2011.
 

As a bottom I like all positions, but on my back with my legs over his shoulders is the favorite. Love eye contact while he fucks me.

One guy I used to play with told me that there was a second sphincter" up in there. He told me that once his dick pushed through that one, that I would be in heaven. I'm pretty much a believer now.

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The Art of Rimming
The Psychology of Eating Ass, and
Escorts Who Do Rimming ...
 
Here is the New Chapter:
 
What the heck is with the Top Providers who can't/won't Rim?
The Bottom is squeaky clean and yet these "Tops" won't rim ⁉
What's the point in being a "Total" Top? Are you even a real Top?

If I bottom, I like the top to cum in me. It takes some calibration for that to happen however because all tops are not the same in what gets them there. Usually there is a lot of kissing throughout. Most times I cum first by jerking off as he fucked me. That will either get him to cum pretty quickly or I will play with his nips or grab his ass and kiss him until he breeds me. That is the ideal.

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JIMMY HAS THE BEST ASS CURLS !!
 

 
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Please sir - may I sit on that beautiful cock?

Agree on all points made... And for me, an overnight is usually between 12-14 hours... Maybe longer if it's going really well.

Nothing kills my boner faster than calling my ass a pussy, clit or cu**. Wait, I take that back. Seeing one will kill it faster.

Small hole openings are known to dilate, if given the opportunity and gentle persuasion. All of the other advice above is also useful. It’s also a mental game, you need to want it.

slowly

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dark chocolate and a glass of Cabernet

I still get a notice sometimes from a collection agency on an old debt. The first time i received one I almost took their offer. Then I read the full letter. Because of the age of the debt, they could not report it to the credit bureaus or garnish any wages. So, I threw that letter away and any ones I have since received. So, be sure and read the entire letter. You may not have to do anything.

I still get a notice sometimes from a collection agency on an old debt. The first time i received one I almost took their offer. Then I read the full letter. Because of the age of the debt, they could not report it to the credit bureaus or garnish any wages. So, I threw that letter away and any ones I have since received. So, be sure and read the entire letter. You may not have to do anything.