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I thought you were going to say ".....and lived to tell us about it?"

I might give him a shot since I'm not far from Evansville. Sounds like a gem. Slim pickins in these here parts.

Nelson Rockefeller - when he briefly ran for Prez in 1968 Captain Binghamton (Joe Flynn) from McHale's Navy - literally ran into him at CBS Television City Tom Wilson - played Biff in Back to the Future Tab Hunter - when he acted at a local dinner theatre back in the 90s, I think; gorgeous man, even in his 60s Guy Lombardo - checked him into his hotel room - nice guy, very short Ed McMahon - at Bookstore in the Beverley Center in LA I saw the guy who played the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off cruising Santa Monica Boulevard a few times. I think he was convicted a few years later of a felony count of child porn and was placed on the Sex Offender Register.

My doc told me years ago that "green, leafy vegetables" are the healthiest things you can eat. When my ejaculations were really skimpy (TMI ?) a urologist friend told me to "eat more green, leafy vegetables." Maybe Popeye was on to something. "I'm strong to the finish, cause I eat my spinach....."

Skeletons found in western Europe prior to the Crusades (11th century - when western Europe was introduced to sugar) most skeletons have a full set of teeth.

Bump means that the "Thread" has been dormant and no one is making comments about it so you want to Bump it back into prominence to get more feedback/response. Sorta like bumping a topic from the bottom of the chain (or queue) to the top of the chain. A member can keep bumping a topic to the top of the list, or just give up.

Kissing Cousins.

If you're ever driving on I-65 just south of Louisville, be sure to visit the Patton Museum at Fort Knox ("The Home of Armor"). In their Gift Shop, you can even pick up a toy gun/grenade for your young nieces/nephews for Xmas. For the really grim among us, the Museum has the actual car in which George was killed "in an accident," though Big Bill O'Reilly seems to think it was an assassination. http://www.generalpatton.org/_/img/exhibits/banner2.jpg Anyway, Happy Birthday, George. If you were still alive I'd slap you with my own pair of white gloves.

I have been tempted in the past to "negotiate" with an escort over rates, but have been concerned that perhaps the escort will give a half-hearted performance if he feels he is being short-changed by the client. Have people found any difference in "quality of service" when they have negotiated a lesser rate with the provider?

Ah, beautiful Mostar and its charming bridge, where tourists used to (maybe still do?) encounter beautiful young men who, for a few dollars, would jump into the water below for your entertainment. Concerning Comrade Trump skipping the visit to the WWI cemetery: they said he missed due to "light rain" (even though he often golfs in the rain) - but my theory is that he had a flair up of his BONESPURS which often occurs when he hears the words "combat" or "military service."

"You may want to get rid of these before Melania gets back."

How about a compromise?

Bob Wiley: [to himself] ... baby steps get on the bus, baby steps down the aisle, baby steps... From movie "What About Bob?"

There are still lots of people in South Central who go out late at night (some with masks on) looking for both "tricks" and treats.

If you are "out and proud" what is the question? How to hide being "out and proud" in China?

I smoked for 20 years and was smoking three (yes, three) packs a day when I quit 33 years ago. I was Rx Nicorette gum to help me stop and was told to only chew one every few hours - I could have chewed the whole box and it would not have helped me with the cravings. What did help? Just chewing gum (EXTRA). I quit "cold T" and only had one cig in the last 33 years (I got drunk and had a cig at a gay bar near Rittenhouse Square - the "342 Club?" in 1996). I gained 17 lbs. when I quit but lost the weight over a year or so - food tasted so much better and I had more money to spend on food, and, I assume, my metabolism slowed down after stopping. Not to depress you, but, if cigarettes weren't so expensive or so bad for your health, I'd go out right now, after 33 years, and get me cartoon right now. That's how powerful the addiction is.

If, for some strange reason, we feel a need to glorify war (and most of our great generals, like Grant and Eisenhower, hated war) I would prefer pondering a monument that depicts teamwork and victory rather than one depicting the Statue of Liberty holding a dead Greek warrior: http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/US/07/29/iwo.jima.citizenship/art.iwo.jima.afp.gi.jpg

And alligators respond by saying "That's a crock." (sorry, I had to say it)

Funny you should say that because in Luke's Gospel (Chapter 24) Jesus does IN FACT ascend into heaven on Easter Sunday. So, at least one Gospel writer did move Ascension Thursday to Sunday!!!

I purposely installed a no-window fiberglass front door for privacy. I also put in a 8-foot high privacy fence (with slats to cover any openings) around the backyard. I'd build a moat with drawbridge around the property if I could. Alligators in the moat would be overkill, I'm thinking.

Body photos + offer to verify via Skype or Facetime = discreet alternative to theft and fraud

What the same price will get you in Louisville, Kentucky (I know in LA, you're paying for the opportunity for nice scenery, beautiful weather, and high taxes): https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba_lt/73476283_zpid/500000-_price/2070-_mp/globalrelevanceex_sort/38.433421,-85.365486,38.07215,-85.956001_rect/10_zm/0_mmm/? BTW, Anchorage is one of the nicest neighborhoods in Louisville. And GOOBERnor Beavis lives just down the road. And, this mansion has been visited by both Muhammad Ali and Ralph Lauren, who personally helped design it. (In one photo you can see the bedroom wall that Muhammad Ali signed - I am supposing that is where he slept.)

When you look in the morning and realize that you only had one or two winning numbers, just remember that 140 million people had the same realization.

LOL. Sort of reminds me of the plot from The Ransom of Red Chief by O. Henry, one of the first short stories I can remember reading as a child.

From the "Urban Dictionary": Binary Thinking Phrase. Denotes a system of thought that predominantly considers things in an "either, or", "right, wrong", "black, white" way, ignoring any subtleties or consideration of third or more alternatives. In philosophy, this is know as a "bifurcation fallacy". People who habitually think in this way are usually fairly unintelligent and unimaginative. G.W. Bush: "You're either with us, or your with the terrorists". Me: "Wow, Bush can only seem to understand the world through binary thinking..."