Luv2play

I should have mentioned my skillets are 11” and 12” respectively but figured that wasn’t what he was looking for. 

Both offer bareback possibilities. 

U=U

I am leaving Facebook because it keeps showing me videos of former vice presidents dancing.
That's right, I'm being forced out by the Al Gore rhythms.

Why is punctuation important? It marks the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
 
I caught my boyfriend masturbating with an ear of corn. I said, "WTF? I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like corn."
 
What's the difference between light and hard? I can fall asleep with a light on.
 
Two married couples went on a weekend vacation together. As the weekend passed, and they were having a good time, one of them said, "You know what I always wanted to try was that partner-swapping thing." As they all glanced at each other, they then decided to just go for it. A couple hours later after some mad, passionate love-making, one of the guys exclaimed, "I can't believe I waited this long to do this. That was amazing...I wonder how the girls are doing."
 
A newlywed gay couple meets with the pastor of a church they're interested in joining. After talking with him for a while, the pastor says, "I would love to have you two as members of my church, but there is something I must ask of you before you can join. You have to abstain from sex for two weeks." The couple agrees to these terms, and two weeks later they are meeting with the pastor again. "So how did it go?" he asks them. "Well, we almost made it the full two weeks," the husband answers.
"But yesterday he bent down to pick up a package of frozen vegetables and I was overcome with desire. I just couldn't help myself." The pastor pauses for a moment, then says, "Well I'm sorry, but you are not welcome in my church." 
"I understand," says the husband. "We're not welcome in Safeway anymore either."

Both offer bareback possibilities. 

14 is a little big. Probably a little old for my taste too. You have anything in the 8 to 10 range from your mother?

I’ve got a couple of cast iron skillets I treasure but not sure about providers who fit that bill. Did you mean skill set?

He has left Toronto. He will be back in June I think. I did spend some time with him. He is an amazing top….

Which would you rather ride? 

And hard the whole time.

D'oh, I didn't even notice that, my brain added the assumed letter. Hope Nick is okay.

for US residents, here is the text of all his reviews, though I know Canadians can apparently see this without using a VPN.....reviews 2 and 3 are from the same Premium longtime RM member
1. Sexy, he his lying in bed with me now.
2. This is like the 4th or 5th time and it gets better each session. His body is incredible and I enjoy sucking on his cock before the session and feel how it grows inside my mouth & throat. He gave an amazing massage and topped me so hard that after some time he shot his warm load…it was amazing. Then we moved to my swim spa in the backyard and after he shot some individual videos it was my turn to get him hard again…love sucking that black cock…it grew and grew and so we were ready for round #2. I brought some lube and lubed up his hard cock and the we went to one of the corners were I could raise my ass and he slide right in….it felt so good…after like 10 min I could feel him tightening up and sure enough he shot his 2nd load….we held each other and kissed. Then we had dinner and wine….an amazing session…big tip this time, with every dollar
3. Crissus is an amazing man. He has worked hard on his 6-pack and it shows. Very sexy body….love how his cock gets harder and bigger as I suck on it before our session. He is an amazing top and shoots a huge warm load. Definitely would recommend him.
4. He is a very handsome and very nice person. Amazing body and an amazing top. He is better than his pictures and I highly recommend you meet this young man. He is polite, well educated and well mannered. He is reliable, punctual and also a very kind person. If I were younger I would probably fall in love. If you have the opportunity, I would definitely recommend meeting this young gentleman and treat him like a gentleman. He will reciprocate your good intentions. I can speak highly enough of him.
5. Horny hunk. Kept going and going. I had to stop the session. Thank you!!
6. Had a good time. He was running behind schedule , He kept me up to date with the time. The sex was good. He performed well. He stayed for the hour. I would hire him again .

I’ve got a couple of cast iron skillets I treasure but not sure about providers who fit that bill. Did you mean skill set?

I’ve got a couple of cast iron skillets I treasure but not sure about providers who fit that bill. Did you mean skill set?

I’ve got a couple of cast iron skillets I treasure but not sure about providers who fit that bill. Did you mean skill set?

I have to agree with this. It worked for me the one time I was ballsy enough to try. I said, “What would it take to see you later at my hotel?” We negotiated, reached an agreement, shared cell numbers, and 2 hours later he was knocking on my hotel door. Shortly after that he was knocking on MY back door. At my age (over 60) I know that the worst thing he’ll say is “No.” And if he does say “no” he completes the lap dance, collects his tip and we both move on. Respect, courtesy and good manners go a long way. At least for me. 

For those with ample play $$, I can suggest an interesting alternative to just asking the dancer. Once, more than a decade ago, I hired a hot muscle bottom for an entire evening in NYC, telling him upfront that I wanted to go to a bar and pick up a hot dancer.  He was intrigued. So we played a bit at my hotel first, and then hit the bar. I zeroed in on a really really hot "super frat boy" stud, did a couple of lap dances, and then brought him out to meet my hot hire. The three of us talked briefly, then the two of them talked, my hire lifted up his shirt to show abs and pecs, and that sealed the deal. What followed was one of the hottest "pure sex" (as opposed to making love) experiences of my life.  The dancer played with both of us, topping me until I couldn't take it any more, and then really going to town on my hire. Both of them were clearly having a great time! (And so was I!) I think all three of us came at least three times! Ah ... those were the days!

Since 1996, I've been hiring hot dancers for private hotel shows at both Campus and Stock. I'm no longer interested in spending my private hotel show budget on $20 dances in the back, so whenever a hottie at the club I'm interested in approaches me or vice-versa, I politely let them know right off the bat that I'm only looking for a private hotel show, in order not to waste their valuable time. By doing so, it eliminates the dudes who are either not open to doing them or not available that night, while starting a brief convo / negotiation about connecting back at my hotel with the guys who are open. Having cut to the chase, I then let them know briefly what services I'm ideally looking for and ask about their specific fee. I'm typically only looking to give perform one-way oral + kissing, so anything above $300 is a total non-starter for me and I make that politely clear in order not to waste anyone's time. Many dancers though aren't actually doing much more than that from my experience, although there are certainly exceptions! And depending on multiple factors, the dancer may either agree, decline, or let me know he'll circle back later depending on how his night goes. His decision will typically be based on multiple factors, including how busy the night is...how much $$ he's made...what monthly bills need immediate paying...other customer offers for private shows...the specific services being sought...if you're a regular private hotel show client...if you have a solid reputation with other dancer friends of theirs at the club...if you're staying at a nearby hotel...and whether you're asking early on in their shift or later near closing when they have the best grasp of their financial situation that night and other higher-fee private show opportunities!:) At the end of the day for most of these guys, it all comes down to bottom-line $$$ offered and their financial need, provided you don't come across in a sketchy, unprofessional, unfriendly or disrespectful manner. Some dancers typically will give you the familiar line about "let's do some dances in the back first" before talking further about a private hotel show, "so we can get to know each other better". LOL > some guys mean this sincerely, but for most of them it's just another way of getting your $20 private dance business at the club and they're never really available for private hotel shows!:) The dancers who are truly open to & experienced with high-fee hotel shows do not require to "get to know you better first" in the back > I've learned that the expensive way many times in the past!:) And while dancers can certainly leave the club on their breaks throughout the night for nearby private hotel shows, I've typically found these to be much more rushed vs waiting until after they finish their shift and they're then more focused on you for the standard unrushed standard full 60 minute session!

All good advice above. I would add that if a dancer gives an especially good lap dance it can be an indication he’d be up for spending more intimate personal time. Dancers who are more standoffish or just going through the motions during a lap dance are in my experience less likely to agree to a meeting outside the club. A question that has worked for me, “Do you ever do private shows?” They’ll know what you mean.

Appreciate it 

I saw Oumy again today and he continues to deliver the goods. Just what I needed for a mid- winters day. 

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