ApexNomad

He looks amazing! I hope he’s doing well. His absence has been missed here.

It’s directed at all the people you refer to as “fat pigs.” Cruelty framed as commentary is still cruelty — and that’s your pattern here. You like to call it on-topic, but it’s just another excuse to punch down. You’re not an escort, and you’re not fucking them — so why the compulsion to even speak as if you are. Let the people doing the work express their own frustrations. You mask your disdain as insight, but all your offering is judgment and condescension.

You never miss an opportunity to denigrate — another cheap shot, steeped in… what’s that word of yours? Oh right, disdain.

Hilarious? I didn’t find it hilarious at all. In fact, in my opinion, it comes across as having a lot of disgust and contempt for the client. The tone feels emotionally detached, as if the situation is more about judgment than understanding. It paints a bleak picture of something repetitive and dehumanizing. It’s the kind of response from a provider that would make a skeptical client pause and rethink their choice to hire. If it ever gets that awful, then stop seeing the client.

If you ever want to feel depressed, read this. This highlights just how detached and numbing regular experiences can become. I hope my regulars think fondly of me, as I do of them.

Yes. And what a beautiful way to get fucked!!

When I reflect on the first time I reached out to a provider, back when texting and apps weren’t a thing, I wonder if I could go through it again in today’s age, especially with all the technology we have now. I remember speaking with the provider both over the phone and in person for my first time. There was no way I could have conveyed what I wanted via text or email—it would’ve felt too clinical or detached, and not at all reflective of the experience I was seeking. Seeing it written down, I think, would have stripped away everything I needed from the moment. I think it took the provider no more than five minutes to understand exactly what I wanted, or rather, what I needed. He knew right away. It was in the way I spoke. I was nervous. I was tripping over my words. He could sense my unease, and he understood it. There’s something about the human connection that gets divorced from the page. Everyone’s experience is different, and how and when they come to it in life varies. It’s all so personal.

This was amazing! Stunning performance. She will be remembered come Tony time.

Agreed with everything you said. This part, though, can be hard for some. Especially inexperienced clients who may not know how to express what they want, particularly when it comes to sex.

Season 3 is finally over. And all I can say is: WASH YOUR FUCKING BLENDER!!!! C’MON!

Wow this was the first time hearing this. Oh boy. This show is not gonna last long. They got the whole feel of it wrong, especially with that number. They’re banking on a known IP that wasn’t a “smash” to begin with for NBC (couldn’t resist the pun). Next time the lights dim on Broadway, you can bet it’ll be this show getting the last curtain call—and not in a good way.

I see your points, interesting observations. I really love the music in Dear Evan Hansen, but I thought the story was weak. The movie was awful!! I agree with you on La La Land—it was okay. The Greatest Showman felt surface level, but I still got caught up in the music.

This take reeks of entitlement, like condoms and lube are just inconveniences to the almighty top. Confidence isn’t demanding sacrifice; it’s ensuring mutual pleasure. Try generosity—it lasts longer than spit.

This isn’t niche—it’s just selfish. Prioritizing that extra bit of sensation at the bottom’s expense—especially if you’re well-endowed—can be uncomfortable or even harmful. Lube exists for a reason, and going without, can cause real issues. Use saliva - something!! If the goal is mutual pleasure, it’s important to consider what works for both partners, not just what maximizes your own sensation.

That stuffed monkey would give me nightmares.

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You should have their undivided attention the entire time you are paying them. Period!

They are. They really elevated dated material. Of their work, what do you consider a miss? I saw Dogfight off Broadway and enjoyed it. Derek Klena has turned into a nice leading man.

If my partner needs a stuffed animal to sleep, I volunteer as tribute. But if I have to fight a teddy bear for bed space, we need to reevaluate this relationship.

No reviews in 7 years? Since inception? Wow.

The sound of Christmas at my house doesn’t begin until Johnny Mathis is playing.

The last time that happened for me was about 40 years ago. LOL

I love you Callas, but I don’t know what to make of this review. LOL He’s a top 5 favorite of yours, but he smells so bad that it made you uncomfortable and you didn’t kiss him because of it? Was it his breath that smelled of death or was it body odor? Or both? So basically at $500 per hour, he’s great if I just put a close pin on my nose and kiss anything but his mouth?

Understood! 👍🏻