gregkidman

After mine wears off, my partner usually has a sore anus.
 
Kevin Slater

http://i.imgur.com/l3q1Thw.gif

Apparently a very good looking Czech Chicken!

http://78.media.tumblr.com/37baf5c0ba5da5934da56eca96f76974/tumblr_ndgvt57SJY1r6tau2o1_1280.jpg

Follow the Bouncing Cock
 
http://78.media.tumblr.com/3a8210b21032a8a5d3140441a0b6760e/tumblr_ow9myqpn0D1vtrpz1o1_400.gif

Prince Charles - he can hardly wait until his mother dies so he can become Queen.

You never know what's lurking under the water until you look.
 
In the depths of Lake Van, the largest lake in Turkey, a group of divers just discovered a lost castle.
 
The underwater fortress is approximately 3,000 years old, according to Turkish publications.
 
Photographer Tahsin Ceylan, who headed up the diving team, and told the Daily Sabah that local rumors suggested ruins could be found beneath the surface of the lake, which located in the far east of the country. But archaeologists and museum officials said there was probably nothing.
 
Ceylan and two divers went ahead (and under) anyway, and what they found is pretty breathtaking.
 
The site of the ruins covers about one square kilometer, with walls that top 10 feet in some places. Since no excavation has occurred, no one knows exactly how far below the lake floor the structures go.
 
The stones used to make the walls would most likely date the ruins to the Urartian civilization, an Iron Age kingdom that was centered around the lake. Over the past few thousand years, Lake Van has reportedly risen several hundred meters.
 
The lake itself covers approximately 1,450 square miles, and is already a tourist destination. But Ceylan told the Hurriyet Daily News that he expects the underwater ruins to draw new visitors, both tourists and archaeologists.
 
"As the lake waters rose, people withdrew but the structures stayed there. Even though most of them are in ruins, they are still there," Ceylan said.
 
 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EWGADPTFjXo/UV2-x_Tk2jI/AAAAAAAAADg/JC3eR_Fp560/s1600/Oh+no+she+didn%27t.gif

My man and I were camping and we filled up a little travel container with lube. Well, the lube was silicone and so was the container and it caused a chemical reaction that turned the lube to thick, unusable goo. We refused to let that keep us from fucking in the woods, so we used Dr Bronners Peppermint Soap. I fucked him as he laid on a fallen tree and he was left with a scraped up back and a VERY cold and tingly hole. It was all worth it though!

I thought this said Escorts and Crabs.
 
Kevin Slater

He may diagram my sentence, conjugate my verb, and dangle his participle in the vicinity of my orifices any day of the week.

I eat lots of fiber the day before. Beets are very good for cleaning out. Just make sure it all comes out before having sex. An accident involving beets would be especially unpleasant.

I aspire to be a dirty old man but unfortunately I have only been able to make it to lech.

[ATTACH=full]12445[/ATTACH]

The original poster is asking, I think, on how to improvise in a hotel room.
Off the top of my head, I think of some possible scenarios:
1) prop the bed against the wall and use the sheets to wrap around the bed and use the corners of the sheet to tie up the wrists of the submissive to the bed.
2) stick the sofa cushions between between the mattress and the bed frame, that will turn the bed into a raised platform to do more nefarious deeds.
3) tie up the guy with pillow cases onto the shower rod for more play.

So..all my life I have been doing the 'fast' clean! My ass has taken big, small, thin, thick and everything in between. Luckily the 'accident' only happened twice in my life! All others were fun experiences with guys. From that, I guess the 'full' clean is not really necessary for me....
 
But still...I wish I had seen this type of advice and instructions at the start of my sexual life!

The board is rampant with discussions of sex intimacies of escorts. Why should this one be taken to PM. Please.

53
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meh0xyFlhp1rt1lazo1_500.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wbulLpry1r8dpz8o1_500.gif
 
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz46ctyoY31rn0ijgo1_500.gif http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-REWW67nPcZI/U5BvryyxXlI/AAAAAAABzGs/diw6g2Pk9SY/s1600/Wet-beach-men-guys-in-gear-naked-ass-jocks-shower-bath-kissing-pool-muscle-speedo-+gym-gay-sex-peeing-water-sports-gif-locker-room-piss-43.gif

This guy is just around the corner
 
https://rentmen.com/Chelse

Clock and phone watching. That's a gamechanger
 

Never been with any you mention here but carlos yes. and Yes very fat dick. Getting old but fat cock.

Selling the upgrade mid-flight. Terrible!

As we are in the heat and building climax of things: "I'm so excited for you to come. Do you want to come on me for an extra $50 or me to come too for an extra $100?"
 
Kind of kills the mood, though I was already passed the point of no return.