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STOP IT! You're PUNishing ME!

Your avatar @samhexum makes me drool...

An apropos malapropism! Excellent!

I like the “giving” part best. Free fucks for everyone!

That's hilarious! 1 vote for the shooter!

Joe Panik

I wasn't screwed by the SALT limit of $10,000. My LA property tax is less than $3k per year. My state income tax ate up the rest of the $10K, but doubling my personal exemption to $12,000 (in 2018, $12,200 in 2019) covered what the SALT limitation took away.
 
My Federal Taxes paid has dropped from 22% in 2017, before the tax law, it's now 17%.

My current UPS carrier left a job at Jerry's Deli in Studio City to take the UPS delivery gig. He told me he lost 70 pounds in the first 5 years as a UPS delivery driver. SEVENTY POUNDS! 
He's not cute, but he's lean as hell and he likes working overtime because he doesn't enjoy his wife. LOL!

I doubt the package this guy was delivering was in the box.

Ha! An escort I really enjoyed was a top, so we were frotting away. I flipped him over and got on top and five minutes later he came up for breath and said, "Damn! This feels good!" About five minutes after that, he saw the stars! First time he ever busted a nut first with me.

Ha! An escort I really enjoyed was a top, so we were frotting away. I flipped him over and got on top and five minutes later he came up for breath and said, "Damn! This feels good!" About five minutes after that, he saw the stars! First time he ever busted a nut first with me.

That’s why my iPhone is on vpn, 24/7.

So does that mean I need to stop using "password" and use maybe, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog?"

According to his website, they are dark brown.
 
He's of Italian descent, 1st generation born in America

I don't really get it either. After some thinking, I'm thinking the sign is intended to advise motorists looking for the cruise ships that they must use the airport exit to get to the cruise ships. Aside from that, the concept is pretty funny.

have posted this once or twice, but always worth a reminder........
 

You're in a sex-based business: Get used to guys plainly sharing their innermost fantasies.
 
Asking guys to soften those sexual edges is like asking Mel Brooks to go gentle on the satire.
 
Also realize that a lot of what people say vs what they actually do is nothing more than pre-fuck bravado.

"Have your way with me" is a standard, if old fashioned, euphemism.

I wish people wouldn't use that word so loosely like it's a turn on. I don't kink shame. But, I find it highly insensitive when clients use the term to describe what they want me to do to them. I'm pretty sure someone will tell me I'm wrong for feeling this way. But, as someone who has survived rape, I don't think it should be fetishized

Exceptions don't make the rule, hopefully.

Where’s the LOVE button? Still in my ass?

I myself prefer to not discuss details beforehand...especially if specific such as "will YOU be able to top ME and feed ME YOUR cum?"
Describing yourself/your interests will go a long way at the initial contact " Hi, total bottom here looking for a top that will go gently/hard and feed me their cum towards the end. If you think we would be a good match to meet, let me know your availability, etc"...
 
The first part I am responding with "I am sure you will leave our time completely satisfied" as to not be overly incriminating

I think it was someone else as well who talked about oral stimulation of as escort to make them cum...keep in mind everyones sensitivity levels are different...I rarely cum from oral...even if its very good I am more likely to thrash around for eternity before cumming, but if i can control the sensations by intercourse or jacking off I can definitely bring myself to the edge and let a mouth finish the job:)
As far as charging extra...thats a semi complicated discussion and psychology to marketing...because yes, if an escort cums, that lessens our abilty to perform adequately with someone else or take another appointment in general, so compensation may be asked for in essense by upcharging...."service" oriented providers are more likely to upcharge..."experience" oriented providers will be less likely to upcharge

Kid, are you a cum machine? (jks) But, anyways, do you cum by default like @GregM or it depends?

Best if agreed to ahead of time, IMO. But I'd also say that if there's really good chemistry the whole encounter, no cum at the end is only a mild disappointment against the backdrop of a very satisfying time together. That scenario is way better than a 10-min cum & run.