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Wire me $500 immediately. I may not be able to take the curl out of your hair and put it in your toes, but, rubbing my old bald head should be a sensual experience for you worth the money. DO NOT HESITATE! I BOOK OUT QUICKLY. Western Union is OK! 

Wire me $500 immediately. I may not be able to take the curl out of your hair and put it in your toes, but, rubbing my old bald head should be a sensual experience for you worth the money. DO NOT HESITATE! I BOOK OUT QUICKLY. Western Union is OK! 

The first commandment of making a hire is "THOU SHALT NOT RECEIVETH  UNTIL THOU HAST GIVEN". Again, "Escorting" is a business; the "hire" is a contractual agreement. You can coat it with chocolate, spinkle it with sugar and drizzle honey over it, but, in the end, that is the reality of the thing. And, by custom, a provuder isnot paid until he has delivered on the services for which they contracted to provide. 

Hot??? SIZZLIN' HOT!!!

Only on one occasion. A local, well-known "society gentleman" was invited; he attempted to beg off, he had friends coming into twn, but my maiden cousin insisted as "bring them along, any friend of yours is welcome". The gentleman and his friends were late, he guests were already at table when he arrrived with his friends and was ushered into the dining room, one of the friends was a stunningly handsome, tall  young blonde attired in short pants and a tee-shirt ; the other, a proverbial toad of a middle-aged man. A separate table had been set u[ in the alcove of the room to accomodate the two "extras". Dinner progressed, somewhat uncomfortably, the hostess and her sister exchanging furtive, questioning glances,and then, as was the custom of the house, the  assembled guests moved on to the library. Having engaged the young "god" in conversation, Mrs. M, a dowager of impeccable respectability, turned to old Mr S and remarked, "Mr. H is a magician and he has entertained Mr. Tennessee Williams with his tricks". Mr S, an astute man, replied, "E, he didn't do tricks for Mr. Tennessee Williams, he WAS Mr. Williams' trick". It took a moments for the import of the remark to register with Mrs. M, but the synapse did spark across the wire and make the connection:.."Ohhhhhhhh. . .."

My maiden cousin's summer dinner party: the grand, old house dimly lit, old fashion whiskey cocktails on the piazza, good, simple fare, better wines and the best company, laughter, a rubber of bridge complimented by cognac and coffee in the library following dinner, life lived leisurely.

My maiden cousin's summer dinner party: the grand, old house dimly lit, old fashion whiskey cocktails on the piazza, good, simple fare, better wines and the best company, laughter, a rubber of bridge complimented by cognac and coffee in the library following dinner, life lived leisurely.

My maiden cousin's summer dinner party: the grand, old house dimly lit, old fashion whiskey cocktails on the piazza, good, simple fare, better wines and the best company, laughter, a rubber of bridge complimented by cognac and coffee in the library following dinner, life lived leisurely.

SWEET POTATO PIE & HUSH MY MOUTH!!! GOD IS HIS PIMP??? 

SWEET POTATO PIE & HUSH MY MOUTH!!! GOD IS HIS PIMP??? 

You didn't make the guest list for one of the "Blossoming Beauties" pool parties at Casa Malinka??? I attach a photograph of the "Blossoming Beauty" whose acquaintance I had from the one and only of these parties to which I had an invitation some ten years ago; a "White Russian" lad, he made his entrance on a motorcycle a la "James Dean") and became Malinka's major domo. Presently, he is in a "detox" program at a private sanatorium in Belarus. 

Only the most beautiful boys decorated Malinka Max's pool parties on Hisbiscus Island, but, having quit Miami for Nashville, her new farm hand is a "head-turning hunk" in himself! Hopefully, my invitation for the Halloween Hay Ride is in the mail!  

Escorting is a business enterprise. Compensation is expected for companionship, even dinner

Escorting is a business enterprise. Compensation is expected for companionship, even dinner

Hmmm. . .when Rafael's "butt" implants hit the pavement, the reading will be a "10" on the Richter scale. . .gravity, gentlemen, always wins the game in the end. 

Sexual orientation confusion, mixed signals? In his promotional literature, he purports to have "signed up" by mistake, that, he is "straight 8" for women only, but, he then posts an additional ten photographs evidencing a fabulous physique and five additional video clips "showing off" the "goods". 

These lads are the test of the old adage, "Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder" in that they are either the perfection of the human form or Brutus of the Popeye cartoon strip come to life.

Indeed, "escorting" is a "free market" enterprise, and, thereby, a "two-way street" in any "hire": Shop around at the end of the month when the rent is coming due and consider yourself "thrifty" and not "cheap". . .

Arrogance in the very young can be amusing. However, the day will come for this lad when his ass drags the pavement and he will have to pay someone to lick it. Gravity always wins the game in the end. . .

The ageless Divinity known as Sereen. . .

Indeed, "escorting" is a "free market" enterprise, and, thereby, a "two-way street" in any "hire": Shop around at the end of the month when the rent is coming due and consider yourself "thrifty" and not "cheap". . .

The ageless Divinity known as Sereen. . .

The ageless Divinity known as Sereen. . .

The ageless Divinity known as Sereen. . .

The ageless Divinity known as Sereen. . .