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Oh, myyyyyy! I simply must find out his workout schedule, just so I can help him to skip those wasteful post-workout showers; after all, that is so unfriendly to the planet by depleting our already scarce freshwater reserves, right? 💦💦💦 No matter how sweaty his hairy ass crack gets, it's nothing my trusty tongue cannot handle! Mmmmm, slobber slobber, lick lick.... 🔥❤️🔥

Oh, myyyyyy! I simply must find out his workout schedule, just so I can help him to skip those wasteful post-workout showers; after all, that is so unfriendly to the planet by depleting our already scarce freshwater reserves, right? 💦💦💦 No matter how sweaty his hairy ass crack gets, it's nothing my trusty tongue cannot handle! Mmmmm, slobber slobber, lick lick.... 🔥❤️🔥

Okay, admittedly, this may be a dumb question that I should be able to figure out, entirely on my own, but prithee be gracious and bear with me? I know this forum is for "discussion about masseurs," but then I look over at the subforum above, "The Deli," and I see that it's for "discussion about providers" 🧐 To me, of course, the distinction's a bit fuzzy because I'm thinking to myself, "But, aren't masseurs a type of 'provider'?" That is, in the sense that they are providers of massage, haha... 😜
My best guess, if I had to venture one, is as below:
"Masseur" is used here in reference to the service of massage specifically, however broadly defined, in and of itself -- that is, separate from all the other "fringe benefits" and "side dishes" that may accompany it? Like a "therapeutic" massage could be ONLY therapeutic and nothing else, emphatically platonic and G-rated, but it could also -- depending on the specific masseur/provider pairing -- delve into more intimate and sensual territory, if only hypothetically(?)  In contrast, I suppose "provider" could be a broader term, encompassing "Massage+" perhaps? Certainly  with massage being part of the offerings, but also other stuff like the following: "full service," "happy ending," BFE, various "Tantric" stuff, custom videos, etc. Otherwise, if I'm completely incorrect because I'm such a big silly doodoo-head 🤣 then I welcome clarification -- thank you, in advance! 🙏💯

It happens.
"Kissing." Often translates to, "I'll only do dry kisses," or, "I only kiss if it feels right in the situation."
Even if they say they're into something, probe with further questions first.

Thanks for taking the time. Appreciate the formatting. While your likes are different from mine, I share your disappointment about listed offerings sometimes dreadfully failing.

Mmmmm, yummy! 🔥❤️🔥 Verily, you sound like a man after my own heart....

Oh, myyyyyy! I simply must find out his workout schedule, just so I can help him to skip those wasteful post-workout showers; after all, that is so unfriendly to the planet by depleting our already scarce freshwater reserves, right? 💦💦💦 No matter how sweaty his hairy ass crack gets, it's nothing my trusty tongue cannot handle! Mmmmm, slobber slobber, lick lick.... 🔥❤️🔥

(NOTE: I am not really referring here to preference or characteristic types of "into" choices, but rather those pertaining to distinctive, defined activities – usually involving various specific kinks/fetishes, some of which require various preparations and experiences in order to correctly and successfully execute! That is to say, "execute" in a manner that satisfies a client...)
For example, if you are "Into" some things like "Groups," "Jocks," "Body Hair" and the like — then sure, no harm no foul, don't worry yourself over-thinking it! 👎 However, returning to this post's topic, let's consider options that do merit some "over-thinking" to a degree:
Fisting — It's one thing for a top to "prepare" a bottom to take a dick, for example by rimming and/or fingering, but it's another thing entirely getting one (two?! 😱) hand(s) + forearm(s) up a guy's ass, no? Not only is more extensive and thorough preparation required of the bottom in terms of "cleaning out," but the actual penetrative process is far more gradual and methodical! Did someone remember to pick up the Crisco??? 🤜🤜🤜 W.S. — short for "water sports," also called "piss play" and/or "golden showers," etc. Assuming you're the "supply" side of the exchange, you will need to be "sufficiently hydrated" so as to have a "full tank" for hosing down your piss-ee, not to mention passable aim + reasonable "flow control" 💯 Besides the material practicalities, some degree of acting skill is helpful for adding some "verbal domination" to the mix....? Spanking — sorry but there's soooo much more to it than the haphazard, random striking of bare ass-flesh -- which is "no fun" at best, yet "unbearably interminable" at worst! The spanking recipient (or "spankee") then must either "grin and bear it" while desperately waiting for it's end, or actively speak up and call things off, neither of which is pleasant to have to do... 🙏🏓🍑 With rules/guidelines like the following: Technique, technique, technique! Practice, practice, practice! Pursuant to Items #1 and #2, there are even classes and other "training" modalities for spanking/impact play; for example, at populous BDSM events and gatherings. Aiming true as you "target" different parts of the mapped territory, often adjusting in accordance with visual observation of the "smacked" flesh and the receiver's reactions! Calibration and tweaking: That is, with respect to force, frequency, timing, tempo, etc. Escalation and crescendo: Spankings and other impactive activities often start out with a preparatory "warm-up" phase to set things in motion, then building higher and higher in the intensity, at steady and/or varying rates of increase, usually so as to reach some "apex" and/or "crescendo" 🌋💥 From a more objective and "fiscal" perspective, I do understand why providers might feel they should be "into," well...anything and everything! But from a client's standpoint, it's merely an all-but-guaranteed recipe for disappointment, over not getting the satisfaction they had been "promised," or considered implied; more importantly, however, there is the annoyance or even anger at feeling misled, deceived, "sold a bill of goods," or...whatever. Speaking for myself, I'd much rather link up with "accurately self-presented" provider who is into merely a handful of "my favorite things," rather than someone who (if only by implication and results) basically "tells me what I want to hear" in hopes of my genero$ity!
(If that makes any sense...? <-shrug->)

Oh, myyyyyy! I simply must find out his workout schedule, just so I can help him to skip those wasteful post-workout showers; after all, that is so unfriendly to the planet by depleting our already scarce freshwater reserves, right? 💦💦💦 No matter how sweaty his hairy ass crack gets, it's nothing my trusty tongue cannot handle! Mmmmm, slobber slobber, lick lick.... 🔥❤️🔥

Oh, myyyyyy! I simply must find out his workout schedule, just so I can help him to skip those wasteful post-workout showers; after all, that is so unfriendly to the planet by depleting our already scarce freshwater reserves, right? 💦💦💦 No matter how sweaty his hairy ass crack gets, it's nothing my trusty tongue cannot handle! Mmmmm, slobber slobber, lick lick.... 🔥❤️🔥

Yes, indeed, but with ONE crucial alteration in my case -- replace "sucking" with "rimming" 😍 He can just strip buck-ass naked (or at least half-naked below waist) and spread those cheeks, sitting right down on my face to relax and enjoy his video games! Especially if he's a chubby + hairy "bear" type, not to mention all nice and sweaty after some strenuous physical activity -- ready to get my face right in there, sniff and lick, savor his taste and scent 🥵 I will even bring him a chair to sit on:
 
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However, please do not forget to bring him a cold beer to guzzle while watching the game, and perhaps a fine cigar to puff on, too! (Weed, snacks, porno, etc....?) If you have a friend with similiar inclinations, then you could even suggest that the guy also invite his best buddy to join in? Two cocky and smug "dudebro" friends casually enjoying the big game together, while two submissive gays orally service and worship them, slavishly and obediently -- merely grateful for the opportunity! 🔥❤️🔥💦💦💦🥵

I prefer beefy, hairy, masculine men. There’s something so appealing to me about him. I’m not in Buffalo but if I’m ever near there, I really hope I get to see him.  

Not for a massage but I have for other activities and he was a great time. Really nice guy. He's here on the forum @Jason Dutch

I do not want to rub you the wrong way, but I think it is usually obvious in context.   There are post concerning massage in the deli.  In reality, the deli should be for escort type activities only as there is a section for massage in all its variations.  

Well, considering I self-identify as a side myself, then a fellow side would surely be my ideal provider! 😍 But I'm biased, naturally...

Well, considering I self-identify as a side myself, then a fellow side would surely be my ideal provider! 😍 But I'm biased, naturally...

Ummm, let me think about that for a sec...NO!!! 😉 Far far to the contrary, my dream masseur/provider would be a mature, hairy, chubby "Daddy bear" type in his mid-50s or (preferably) even older, perhaps up to ~70 yrs. 🔥

Hot photo references for "Daddy Bear" types:
https://x.com/MusclebearDILF/status/1578559761137926146https://x.com/MusclebearDILF/status/1578559761137926146 https://bearmythology.blog/2009/07/25/shirtless-saturday-summer-big-bears-daddies-chubbies-speedos-oh-my/ https://bearmythology.blog/2008/11/29/shirtless-saturday-unknown-daddy-bear-at-a-turkish-bath/ https://bearmythology.blog/2011/02/19/super-shirtless-saturday-unknown-pro-wrestler-pharaoh/ https://bearmythology.blog/2009/10/17/shirtless-saturday-jay-hughes/ https://maturemenoftvandfilms.tumblr.com/tagged/lance barber

I'm notoriously bad at reading between the lines, but, in my case I would take things in the opposite direction of what you're getting at.  I would never expect or assume that a masseur would be offering any 'extras', so I'm pretty sure I'd be completely oblivious to any signals.  Even if if the masseur took all of his clothes off and climbed up on top of me, I would probably convince myself that this was just part of the therapeutic massage.... 🤣

And sooooo deliciously hot and sexy, right? 🤩 Such thick n' beefy mouthwatering goodness, ohhhhhhh... 🤤
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In that case, you will be happy to hear what I tell you next: An hour or two after the first guy departed, I ended up finding another masseur who agreed to make a house-call, and I made a point of very explicitly and emphatically informing him that, yes indeed, my roommate is also at home! So that he could decide, for himself, whether or not he was copacetic with that fact; all's well that ends well, as they say, and he did indeed come on over... 👍

Honestly ..I just don't  care.
You'll have to drone-on to someone else who has an interest in this alternative universe theory.

Haha, I am fully in favor of this -- specifically, I am:
A client, not a provider... Who emphatically loves to DO the rimming, no recip desired! To elaborate, I have what some have called an "oral fixation," in that I am ever so fond of putting my face, mouth, and tongue pretty much anywhere and everywhere on a man's body that I can put it, LOL! 🤣 As a matter of fact, when I procure the services of a provider, it's likely to be the easiest payment he's ever earned; he can pretty much lie back and relax, while I do all the work, and then receive both payment and a tip afterwards... 💸
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....though he's also more than welcome to "enhance" my experience by behaving towards me in a more verbal, aggressive, and even controlling manner! 🤩 He can even be my "Daddy" or "Master," if he wants to...? 😉

Although I agree, a massage session isn't necessarily an ideal place for a conversation about religion with a stranger, I still think the behavior was more of a problem than the provider's misplaced conversation.
There were FAR more tactful ways to handle the situation and the fact he was so triggered by the event they felt the need to slam him with a bad review speaks more to his issues than the provider's.
Lots of people are religious. I'm not. But I have no problem with other people being religious and/or discussing their faith. I often find it strange how so many gay men spend the month of June talking about Gay pride and "tolerance" but can't seem to muster any tolerance for others.

Haha, I am fully in favor of this -- specifically, I am:
A client, not a provider... Who emphatically loves to DO the rimming, no recip desired! To elaborate, I have what some have called an "oral fixation," in that I am ever so fond of putting my face, mouth, and tongue pretty much anywhere and everywhere on a man's body that I can put it, LOL! 🤣 As a matter of fact, when I procure the services of a provider, it's likely to be the easiest payment he's ever earned; he can pretty much lie back and relax, while I do all the work, and then receive both payment and a tip afterwards... 💸
💲💰
....though he's also more than welcome to "enhance" my experience by behaving towards me in a more verbal, aggressive, and even controlling manner! 🤩 He can even be my "Daddy" or "Master," if he wants to...? 😉