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The 9-out-of-10 providers who assure you they deliver what you’re looking for as far a BFE but don’t. And coupled with that is the lack of or unwillingness to follow up with questions about BFE expectations. I’ve grown to sense the MO – not easy to describe, but it’s a vibe that sends up at minimum a pink flag.
Also the obsession with wasting time pre-booking. Related to that is the rush to book before establishing compatibility. See above about lack of or unwillingness to follow up about expectations. These often go hand-in-hand.
The notion that an extended time together is somehow not meant to be spent “together” the whole time. That is to say, that for a part of each day the escort would intentionally not be with me while still clocking that as “time.” I’m not talking about physically being with each other every second of three days. I mean escorts who want multiple thousands of dollars for three days but feel they can get 4-6 hours of away time during each of those days.
That’s become less of an issue for me because if communication is poor prior to meeting, I simply won’t meet. It signals incompatibility for me because it’s part of what makes it compatible for me. Even if that sounds circuitous, it works for me! 

He has three reviews now. One isn’t 5-stars.
I would be interested in hearing more if anyone has any experience. He’s in NYC now apparently. 

I can expect it. I should also expect lying so I protect myself too. 

Billy…Bob…I assure you: my issue was the pedantry in responding, not the content. Thou dost extrapolate too much—and methinks assign more impactful valuation to your logorrhea over me than warranted, apt, or frankly present. I could find something curious and respect it simultaneously, to boot. That’s the complexity of human behavior—a distinction that, as I do believe I clearly stated in the aforeposted response, is admittedly and concededly operous if you are captive to a binary view of existence.

Many deep, undesiderated, supererogatory, obtrusive, adventitious, interloping, nugatory thanks, Dr. Ultracrepidarian—how predictably pedantic-yet-gratuitously-unmeritedly-redundantly-inappositely overt, vulgivagant, and celeberrimus! Yes, I did, in fact, acknowledge it was his prerogative, a point that apparently escaped the good doctor’s compulsion to bludgeon nuance with the cudgel of cold, clinical accuracy. While an airtight grasp of factual minutiae is, as always, impeccable in its sterile perfection, it does seem there exists a pathological inability to grasp that life, inconveniently for such a binary worldview, is saturated with risk. Every decision, action, inaction, or mere instance of continued respiration carries the latent hazard of calamity—though no doubt any such sciolist oenologaster has a peer-reviewed source ready to refute that too. But here’s a radical thought: perhaps human interaction isn’t a risk-free equation to be balanced on an epistemological abacus. And speaking of overcorrections, perhaps it’s time to shelve the beloved thesaurus and to take a healthy, introversive, endoptic, automnesic gander at a page—dare one say a sentence—from Strunk & White. “Omit needless words,” they say. Imagine the revelation, the sheer liberation, of expressing a thought without constructing a cathedral of circumlocution around it.

I couldn’t get through my life without my cats, pug, and chickens. 

Opinion-sharing on any number of issues is what this forum is about. The entire deli section is about opinions – some very much about “beauty.” Others about value. If sharing opinions isn’t valuable or desirable here, what exactly is the point of Company of Men? 

@marylander1940, you just need to stop being a shameless apologist for escorts. 

I find that assumption judgmental. Some of us have limits. It’s nothing to do with “bankrolling” anything. Some things, some experiences…simply aren’t worth it. That’s my take on it. I say the same thing about luxury alcohol, designer clothing, premium cabins on cruises. About the only thing I would be willing to pay more than it’s really worth is food…and even then it’s a stretch. I just can’t see paying for something overpriced simply because I can. I’m not going to stand in my backyard and light $100 bills on fire. Paying more for something than it’s worth is effectively doing that. I would call that sort of behavior out in anyone…
Also…what exactly is a microagressive post vs. an aggressive post vs. a macroaggressive post? I’ve heard of microagressions, but I can’t figure out what a “microaggressive post” is. 

Everything I’ve ever seen of wagyu, I don’t think I’d like it! 

And so it is. Good for you.
My favorite steak is chuck steak. Pretty damn cheap—but the best thing out there! 

Roget called…
Entitled, owed, due, deserving, merited

@Jamie21, normally I say upfront with a potential new hire that eventually I’ll want a telephone call before settling on a booking.
That said, I will not hire an escort I text who calls me without agreeing to do so. I’ve had several potential escorts uninvited just call during a text exchange. Akin to the train, I’m not always in a place to take a call. Furthermore, in today’s world, it’s pretty common to ask if it’s okay to call if you’re in the middle of a text exchange. So I’ll just dismiss a potential hire if he keeps calling when I tell him I can’t talk in the moment. 

No headshots in the ad
I also as a general rule interpret short text messages, especially in response to longer ones, as generally uninterested. 
 
Me: Hey! I saw your ad and would like to ask a few questions. Could you please tell me your rate? Your ad says you’re versatile. Do you prefer to top? I prefer BB. Is that good? 
Him: Hey. Yeah.
If I have an interaction like that, I just move on. I’m going to get frustrated long before we ever potentially meet. 

Old timers should be happy newbies are asking questions and interested. It’s a chance to impart “wisdom.” It also means that the show keeps going as the old timers age out and newbies take over—in any endeavor. What you’ve worked for isn’t lost!

Some providers take down old photos and then reupload them to get a more recent upload date.

I know a lot of folks who behave like they’re inbred, but don’t have the blessing of chiseled, angular features! 😂 

Roget called…
Entitled, owed, due, deserving, merited

@Emir, I’d move on since the head is clearly cut off. And it’s probably cut off because those verified pictures aren’t even his, if he’s real at all.
 I had one guy, early in my dabbling stage, tell me the pictures he posted looked like him although they weren’t him. Pass…

What classifies as VIP (Very Important Person) provider?
Some providers think they’re VIPs when they’re MSPs (Modestly Significant Person).
I know and believe some of the providers here are busy; but the number of escorts who clamor about not having enough to make ends mete suggests to me that more than not providers want you to think they’re busy to pressure you to book right now, immediately. 

Sufficient. 

His “dumb and full of cum” demeanor is a huge turnoff. I like a guy who has something between his ears and his legs…

Another interesting point. I think @Jamie21 made a similar observation about guys hiring him after having seen some of his collaborations.
No matter the situation, I have learned that it’s often better to suspend expectations because you normally are disappointed. Great expectations lead to great disappointments.

It’s hard to believe he’s able to all those things to the same degree of quality or with the same degree of enthusiasm. You simply can’t be all things to all people. That’s what I mean by desperation. I would prefer he actually tell us what he’s best at, not just click off every box and list every dichotomy or option known to appeal to clients. 

From my unscientific analysis, any level of thinking about time kills it. I’ve found actually gummies really help. If you’re open to that. Not everyone is. No judgment.