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I think that Captain Hook can easily find what he is looking for in the spas that have been discussed here, both in the thread on NYC spas with more than a thousand posts, and in recent threads on Asian masseurs in NY. Perhaps Smurof is referring to hotel spas or spas that welcome female clients.

RJ constantly adds pictures to his sites, and keeps some old ones. So, yes, he will certainly appear older in person than in some of his photos, but he is NOT a guy who misleads potential clients about his appearance. I certainly would not let a discrepancy in photos and actual appearance dissuade you from what will be a WONDFERFUL massage!

Yes, Alex and his gay colleague were on assignment in the US, and they were ready to defect, but there was a threat to out the other Russian officer, and he committed suicide. Alex has never been portrayed as gay.

I enjoy the show a lot (I wish Elizabeth were our Secretary of State today!), and I think that Blake is going to be a major element in the story -- just as I predicted that Stevie and Alex would become a couple.

I enjoyed the movie a lot, but I did not enjoy seeing it at the Paris theater in New York. This theater, one of the last single-screen theaters left in New York, was recently renovated, but someone forgot to place the seats properly. Every seat is directly behind the one in front of it. If you need to read subtitles, you can't -- if a 6'4" man is seated in front of you, as was my misfortune yesterday. But I digress -- the movie is wonderful!!

Your experience may vary depending on whom you select, but many of the Chinese masseurs at Utopia Spa, Lexington Ave between 70th & 71st streets, are charming, slender young men with smooth bodies who know how to pamper and how to please. Jerry is one of them. You might also contact Andrew, who does not advertise (except maybe on Craigslist), at ananas2781@gmail.com. He is not associated with a spa. I have seen him here, in my apartment. And I will see him again!

For the last two weeks, every time I want to answer a PM or reply to a post, I have to sign in with my email address and my password. I'm able to comply, but it's a nuisance. I've been a member for years. Is this a new requirement for everyone?

I always appreciate having my grammar corrected. I don't correct the grammar of people I don't know well, as they may be offended. But I find that my friends appreciate it.

A person who spends $450 million on a Leonardo that might not even be by Leonardo might just give a masseur a $3 million home or a Tesla. There are all kinds of nuts in this world. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

RJ in Kissimmee is the best! You can find his ad on M4M and/or Masseurfinder.

Check out the Tush Kneader. Advertises on Masseurfinder, I think. He's not hung, but the massage is VERY erotic, and he's not shy about massaging the sensitive areas! Nice guy, too.

I have tickets for this, purchased as soon as it was announced. I'd pay to hear Mark Rylance read the phone book!

RJ in Kissimmee is THE BEST!! He's been discussed here before. I'm sure he advertises on M4M and Masseurfinder.

I wonder how one goes about "demanding a huge tip?" That would certainly make me give a small tip. Did he bar the door, unless?

I wonder how long it takes to shave that chest!

Just because his ad includes the word erotic, it means nothing. From the words in his ad, and from the reviews, I don't think his massage is erotic at all. Sounds a bit holistic and totally legit. But why not ASK HIM?? If he's just a legit masseur, he will tell you, as he probably doesn't want a client fondling his balls, or asking him to fondle yours. Yes, as AndyDandy says, there's one way to find out (but not for $150, IMHO), so why not go the less expensive route, and ASK HIM??

I saw this last night (I think I have the correct title) at the Lyceum in NYC, and it's the funniest thing I've seen in years and years! I'm surprised no one has mentioned this British farce here until now (unless I missed it). Everyone I know loved it, and I recommend it to all of you.

I'm very surprised to read the last post above. When I saw Matt last September, he was very friendly and articulate, and he was naked, though he had his limits. I was not interested in seeing him again because of that, but I'm surprised at what you have to say.

He has been discussed recently in The Spa. You can probably search for the thread. I saw him once, and although he's a very nice and intelligent person, his "sensual" ad is misleading. He has limits, which include touching areas that I like to have touched and like to touch.

You might also try Peter, also on the upper west side: https://www.massagem4m.com/masseur/12769/ There's more than one Peter on M4M, so I wanted to give you the link. Peter, as his ad says, is a licensed masseur, but will also provide very sensual and erotic elements in the final 15 minutes of the hour. He's a very open and honest guy, and you can discuss exactly what you want and don't want. Unlike Burin, Peter will be naked (unless you prefer otherwise) , and does the massage on a bed. Burin, I'm sure, uses a table. You might also try Lysander, whose rate is very, very low, and is a bargain for the good massage you will get. He does the massage naked, unless you want him to be clothed. He uses a table. His apartment is a bit cramped, but it's still worth what he asks. Lysander is also a very low-key, open person. PM me if you want to know more.

If you're not looking for sexual or sensual, Burin (advertises on M4m) has been around for a long, long time, and really knows how to give an excellent massage. He's on the upper west side.

Yes, the reviews are similar in language and length, and you should worry. Unless you have a recommendation from a reliable source, such as someone in this chat room, you are risking your time and money. Recommendations on these sites are worthless. THEY DON'T PRINT THE BAD REVIEWS!!! If you walked into a bar, and asked for Michelob or Stoly, and the bartender showed you a bottle with a label that said, "I'm really good. Try me," and you had never heard of this beer or vodka, would you pay money for it? And drink it?

I'm sorry that you had a bad experience, but his ad is such nonsensical gibberish that you should not have expected a sensual message. As I said in another post yesterday, most of these guys will promise whatever the client requests, even though they have no intention of keeping their promise. Of course, you had no way of knowing that he was lying to you, but the ad should have been a red flag.

There was a discussion of her disappearance and the photograph on NPR this afternoon (Thursday). Evidently, the US knew all about the crash and what the Japanese did, but did not want to reveal that we had broken the Japanese codes. The Hitler Channel --- oops! I mean the History Channel --- will broadcast their program about this on Sunday night at 9 pm EDT.

Yes, the advertising situation is in flux right now. Some of my guys tell me they have migrated to Rentmasseur because it's cheaper and also because M4M and Masseurfinder aren't as good as they used to be, have far too many silly restrictions, and charge too much for what they deliver. One of my guys, who's been advertising in NYC for a long time, told me that one of those sites deleted his use of "sessions" in his ad. Too suggestive for them! I recently reviewed another long-time advertiser on M4M, and they finally posted the review (after a delay of more than ten days), and they had edited the review. (Without telling either me or the masseur.) I assure you that there were NO suggestive words in it, as I know how to play their game. I forget what adjective I had used to describe the massage, but they substituted "nice." I spotted it because I would never use a weak, non-descriptive word like that.