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Your kids will be like. "Dammit I might have gotten into my reach school if I could have said I had two dads in my essay! You should have come out earlier!"

It's possible he just means he's okay with weed. I would think asking him about it would be a question for in person rather than via text though. If you've specifically said "no drugs" to him in the past you are certainly within reason declining upon the spot if you arrive and he's high.

I heard about them in college in the early 90s but being scared shitless of AIDS i wasn't about to do anything in one. I did occasionally go looking around the ones on campus but almost always seemed to be the only one there. Once I did jerk off while another guy and I watched each other through it, but when he started to crawl under the stall I freaked out and bolted out of there. It was another 6 years before I actually did anything with a guy.

It's not immediately obvious to me that there aren't some smaller guns that could be stopped by thick books, but...wouldn't you do a dry run first WITHOUT A PERSON BEHIND THE BOOOK??

If you have homeowners or renters insurance, be aware that you have coverage for "loss of use" of your dwelling and additional expenses you incur as a result of this. Call your insurance agent. They may put you up in a hotel, or reimburse you for any rent you pay your friend.

Also - lot of IT people are in IT partly because they are horrible dealing with people. throw in a tendency towards Aspergers and passion for "Rules" and they tend to get disproportionately upset about things being "wrong." The rules obsession is actually a useful trait for fixing problems with computers, but it tends to hamper their human interactions.

The Miss Manners rule is 9 am to 9 pm, with exceptions made for friends whom you know it's okay to call at other times, and you should always be prepared to have your call declined as the phone call is an intrusion. I don't think I'd call a business, unless it were a storefront with posted hours, after about 6 though. I think you were late to call but not outrageously so; he should have simply said, "My business hours are X to X; please call then." And if he DOES get that upset about variations, he should have them on his business cards/website/etc.

I'm currently about 300. If I ever succeed in getting back down to 220ish, I may well have some sagging skin that I would want to address. I've seen a couple of guys at my gym who lost substantial weight and their skin didn't really adjust, and I would be very self-conscious about it if I looked like that. Also apparently it's a real issue with chafing. Aside from that no. My skin is extremely fair and sensitive and doesn't heal all that well, so I would be one of those people you could tell had work done.

It would be super awkward if the BIL has been a lurker here and known for a couple of years now...

Yeah we've pretty much all got internet-induced ADD at this point. It(well my inability to ignore it) has hindered my life, I would say. In particular it's been ruining my sleep. I need to go buy a 5 dollar alarm clock and put my phone away at night.

Don't leave us hanging, man!

Um, what do you mean? They don't just jerk off the bull?

Yeah I just kinda figure Vegas is a gamble anyway, I have other fun things I'm doing, so willing to take a stab at it. I would guess you do better last minute with him than pre-planning if you want to be strategic about it. He posts on his twitter sometimes when he is available "right now."

If you have "sugaring" done rather than waxing, over time the hair supposedly becomes thinner and in some cases goes away. I had my crack sugared just once and some of that hair just never came back. But I have very fair thin skin so I may be more prone to the follicles getting ripped out.

SPILL, girlfriend!

Dark rooms freak me out. Sorry, I need to be able to check for open sores.

I think humans as social animals will always be inherently inclined to enforce some sort of "norms" and there's only so much getting around this.

So with all this talk of the casting couch and #metoo and whatnot. Do we think Marky did it with Calvin Klein to get ahead, or did his brother's NKOTB status keep him from needing to do that?

You should talk to a pension actuary. There are things you can do to shelter significant amounts of income as a sole proprietor that go well beyond IRA contribution limits.

The abortion or the pregnancy?

When have teachers ever stopped bullying? When I was in First grade at the end of lunch in the classroom I would walk back to put my lunchbag back in the closet and the boys who were playing in the back of the classroom would tackle me. Every time. The only time anything came of it was when I bit one of my attackers and I got sent to the office.

Sod decoding purplekow's blind item...action movie stars who may have been confused... The Rock vs. Vin Diesel? (obviously Vin Diesel) Chris Evans vs Chris Pine? (prob Chris Pine) Patrick Swayze vs Kurt Russell? I can't really think of too many action stars that people might mix up....

I think far and away the most common implication is meth for PnP. But there are always people who don't know what things mean - I had a 20something coworker from the sticks who thought "hooking up" meant kissing.

About 12 years ago my then-employer's dental plan said they did not cover implants because with a 50% failure rate, they regarded them as still "experimental." My niece has one(one of her front teeth just was never there), but she is young and healthy so I suspect that improves the odds considerably.

It's the hardest part to "fake" basically. I don't buy it as a herpes fear thing as herpes is spread skin to skin and can happen almo I think it has to do with how much in denial of their attraction the guys are...sucking a cock for many is viewed as a chore, but can be rationalized away as it's only being fair that if you want someone to suck you off, you return the favor, likewise with anal. Kissing is another matter.