DunwoodyGuy

Actually, no one here thinks it's fine. Some of us are just telling people like you to wake up and smell the poppers. 

Never forget: This is the Internet. Nothing is private.

Again let's be clear: Anything you post on this forum (or any other) WILL be seen by the provider. Know when you post that it absolutely positively WILL be seen by the person you are posting about. 
And that includes PMs. Just because they're called "private messages" doesn't mean they're private. Once you press "send," it's out there.
Now that we've cleared that up...I have a mad crush on Simon Suraci. DON'T ANYONE TELL HIM THAT, OKAY?

Never forget: This is the Internet. Nothing is private.

Again let's be clear: Anything you post on this forum (or any other) WILL be seen by the provider. Know when you post that it absolutely positively WILL be seen by the person you are posting about. 
And that includes PMs. Just because they're called "private messages" doesn't mean they're private. Once you press "send," it's out there.
Now that we've cleared that up...I have a mad crush on Simon Suraci. DON'T ANYONE TELL HIM THAT, OKAY?

So I guess he doesn't have big hairy feet?

Again let's be clear: Anything you post on this forum (or any other) WILL be seen by the provider. Know when you post that it absolutely positively WILL be seen by the person you are posting about. 
And that includes PMs. Just because they're called "private messages" doesn't mean they're private. Once you press "send," it's out there.
Now that we've cleared that up...I have a mad crush on Simon Suraci. DON'T ANYONE TELL HIM THAT, OKAY?

He responded with a pic. He's tall and handsome with an extremely sexy ginger beard.

It's a little creepy and a little sexy. And a little creepy.

It's a little creepy and a little sexy. And a little creepy.

Again let's be clear: Anything you post on this forum (or any other) WILL be seen by the provider. Know when you post that it absolutely positively WILL be seen by the person you are posting about. 
And that includes PMs. Just because they're called "private messages" doesn't mean they're private. Once you press "send," it's out there.
Now that we've cleared that up...I have a mad crush on Simon Suraci. DON'T ANYONE TELL HIM THAT, OKAY?

Again let's be clear: Anything you post on this forum (or any other) WILL be seen by the provider. Know when you post that it absolutely positively WILL be seen by the person you are posting about. 
And that includes PMs. Just because they're called "private messages" doesn't mean they're private. Once you press "send," it's out there.
Now that we've cleared that up...I have a mad crush on Simon Suraci. DON'T ANYONE TELL HIM THAT, OKAY?

Again let's be clear: Anything you post on this forum (or any other) WILL be seen by the provider. Know when you post that it absolutely positively WILL be seen by the person you are posting about. 
And that includes PMs. Just because they're called "private messages" doesn't mean they're private. Once you press "send," it's out there.
Now that we've cleared that up...I have a mad crush on Simon Suraci. DON'T ANYONE TELL HIM THAT, OKAY?

Hi, it’s me “Tchaikovsky”…
I am not going to kiss every single person. And girls can be hot too, but way more complicated… simpler to just say 100% gay than to be grilled about the authenticity of the matter while trying to cum
Please!
 

It's a little creepy and a little sexy. And a little creepy.

Never forget: This is the Internet. Nothing is private.

It's a little creepy and a little sexy. And a little creepy.

It's a little creepy and a little sexy. And a little creepy.

He responded with a pic. He's tall and handsome with an extremely sexy ginger beard.

He finally responded but still no face pic 

As Stephen Sondheim wrote, "Move on..."

 
 

I've always liked symphonic music so here's my contribution: 
NO. ADVANCE. PAYMENTS. EVER.

It reads like typical jerk-off fiction.

There is a unique eroticism to hotel encounters: coming through the anonymous public mystery of the lobby, and then through an elevator and hallway to a door to a room, beyond which pleasure waits. It will always work for me, whether the hotel is budget or elegant.

Not a fan of booking apps. And the automated response seemed cold.