DunwoodyGuy

Same with me. Life is too short to show up and have a bad surprise. That can also happen with outdated pictures, and you just have to deal with it, but I don't even continue the conversation if they refuse to show their face.
A while ago, I arrived at a masseur's place and instantly saw that his pictures were several years old and his body was nowhere near as attractive as it was in the pictures. I went into the bathroom and thought briefly about leaving. But I was there because I had loved the the way he had described his massage. So I looked in the mirror and thought, "I'm not as attractive as I once was either. But at least I don't have to make a living with people judging my looks and contemplating walking out on me. I can cut this guy some slack."
I undressed and got on his table and proceeded to have a magnificent experience. He may have gotten older and larger, but his skills and sensuality were probably stronger than ever, like a older singer who may have lost her high notes but now sings with deeper phrasing.

Hmmm...
Why did you leave a "VCA" on your desk?
Why did you expect us to know what a "VCA" is?
And why be disingenuous and say "I'm not trying to interfere with this guy's business" when your initial post says "Avoid at all costs"? That certainly seems to fit the definition of interfering with the guy's business, doesn't it?

Same with me. Life is too short to show up and have a bad surprise. That can also happen with outdated pictures, and you just have to deal with it, but I don't even continue the conversation if they refuse to show their face.
A while ago, I arrived at a masseur's place and instantly saw that his pictures were several years old and his body was nowhere near as attractive as it was in the pictures. I went into the bathroom and thought briefly about leaving. But I was there because I had loved the the way he had described his massage. So I looked in the mirror and thought, "I'm not as attractive as I once was either. But at least I don't have to make a living with people judging my looks and contemplating walking out on me. I can cut this guy some slack."
I undressed and got on his table and proceeded to have a magnificent experience. He may have gotten older and larger, but his skills and sensuality were probably stronger than ever, like a older singer who may have lost her high notes but now sings with deeper phrasing.

Am I the only one confused by this thread?  How would this guy even have your phone number if you never met him?  Reading between the lines (since you didn't write this), are we to assume that you contacted this guy before to ask about his services but never hired him, and he kept your number as a prospective client even though your initial contact didn't result in business for him?  I don't even know if you're intending to quote things he wrote to you after you asked him to no longer contact you or if those are the thoughts in your mind after he claimed that you had previously met.  

Um... How. Did. He. Get. Your. Number?

Um... How. Did. He. Get. Your. Number?

But what about love? What about trust? What about tears when I'm happy?
What about wings when I fall?
I want there to be A story for me
That I can believe in forever!
So what about, what about Love?

But what about love? What about trust? What about tears when I'm happy?
What about wings when I fall?
I want there to be A story for me
That I can believe in forever!
So what about, what about Love?

But what about love? What about trust? What about tears when I'm happy?
What about wings when I fall?
I want there to be A story for me
That I can believe in forever!
So what about, what about Love?

There's no such thing as a $60 happy ending. There hasn't been since the Carter administration.
But, in answer to the original poster, if you read the many threads on this board, you will see that there is no one definition of "happy ending." The permutations and possibilities--and rates charged--are endless. Learn how to inquire honestly and respectfully, and you will find exactly what you are looking for--or perhaps something wonderful you never imagined.

I can think of at least a dozen reasons, can't you?

There's no such thing as a $60 happy ending. There hasn't been since the Carter administration.
But, in answer to the original poster, if you read the many threads on this board, you will see that there is no one definition of "happy ending." The permutations and possibilities--and rates charged--are endless. Learn how to inquire honestly and respectfully, and you will find exactly what you are looking for--or perhaps something wonderful you never imagined.

Probably not if you're looking for a happy ending, but here are the medical requirements for massage to be covered:
 
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There's no such thing as a $60 happy ending. There hasn't been since the Carter administration.
But, in answer to the original poster, if you read the many threads on this board, you will see that there is no one definition of "happy ending." The permutations and possibilities--and rates charged--are endless. Learn how to inquire honestly and respectfully, and you will find exactly what you are looking for--or perhaps something wonderful you never imagined.

There's no such thing as a $60 happy ending. There hasn't been since the Carter administration.
But, in answer to the original poster, if you read the many threads on this board, you will see that there is no one definition of "happy ending." The permutations and possibilities--and rates charged--are endless. Learn how to inquire honestly and respectfully, and you will find exactly what you are looking for--or perhaps something wonderful you never imagined.

To be clear, I'm not bothered by the ex-con aspect either. My initial question was whether or not it was real. Given the jocular tone of the rest of the description--including the "extraterrestrial" wordolay--I was wondering if it was just a fabrication of his obviously active imagination. 

His rentmen description makes that claim right upfront. I put it in bold and red below:
Description
I can be addicting.
"Ex-Marine. Ex-Convict. Ex-traterrestrial? Definitely Ex-traordinary 😎. Athletic muscle boy. My complete open-mindedness and compassion makes me susceptible to long lasting friendships. I choose to be happy and help others want happy as well. I can do cam chats/texting easily for full BFE. Looking for a little more than great ***? HMU. Sincerely yours, (Bro, Bud, Daddy, Little/Big Brother, Pup, Boyfriend, Idol, Dom/Sub, King, God, Hero, Jarhead, Friend)... Kevon McNair 😜"
 

His rentmen description makes that claim right upfront. I put it in bold and red below:
Description
I can be addicting.
"Ex-Marine. Ex-Convict. Ex-traterrestrial? Definitely Ex-traordinary 😎. Athletic muscle boy. My complete open-mindedness and compassion makes me susceptible to long lasting friendships. I choose to be happy and help others want happy as well. I can do cam chats/texting easily for full BFE. Looking for a little more than great ***? HMU. Sincerely yours, (Bro, Bud, Daddy, Little/Big Brother, Pup, Boyfriend, Idol, Dom/Sub, King, God, Hero, Jarhead, Friend)... Kevon McNair 😜"
 

Lol...I think some of my real reviews sound like the "love letters" you say are red flags. 

Is he really an ex-con or is that just one of his role-plays?

Please don't. I think I speak for 99% of the people here--sorry, i shouldn't presume to speak for 99%, so let's say 98% of the people here--when I say we're tired of your toxic narcissism and we wish you would just go away.

I believe they're green.

One hour plus the real loss of $250 and the opportunity cost of not spending the time and money on something that you actually did enjoy. 
No thanks. 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/33807/
 
Any information of Jay?

Just back from a trip to NY. I fit in 2 massages and both were everything I could have wanted them to be. I reunited with Arjun for my 3rd massage after several years away, and he was better and sweeter than ever. He's still right up there on on my very shortlist with Blessings. Here's what I posted on RentMasseur: 
This was my third massage with Arjun, but my first in several years, and it was like reuniting with an old friend. I looked into those beautiful soulful eyes of his and instantly felt as if we were soulmates again. His therapeutic touch is simultaneously intuitive and skillful, and his sensual touch is like being touched by an angel. He is truly a treasure, and well-deserving of all the ecstatic reviews he receives here. I look forward to Massage #4 with him.