DunwoodyGuy

Brilliantly said. 

Well, that's certainly an "oops"!

Well, that's certainly an "oops"!

Well, that's certainly an "oops"!

Well, that's certainly an "oops"!

Well, that's certainly an "oops"!

Well, that's certainly an "oops"!

Well, that's certainly an "oops"!

Or, to quote Taylor Swift, "It's me, hi. I'm the problem, it's me."

I just left him this message: "Hey handsome! Which of your pictures are real and which are fake?"

The stuff about "stocks/forex/crypto/commodity trading lessons" is s definite Red Flag, especially because his rambling About Me returns to the topic with "I also have 7 years experience with day trading and scalping (which means buying or shorting an asset and then closing the trade within a few hours to hopefully make a quick profit) and I can teach you how to analyze the charts with the best free indicators and oscillators, long and short assets(bet if the price is going to go up or down), and give you hundreds of tips to help you be successful."
Hard pass.

I never negotiate down. I consider it disrespectful. All freelancers, not only masseurs, are entitled to set their rates. If the rate is too high for you, politely decline. In this case, you should have respected his rate and, if all went well, perhaps made a suggestion about a combined rate on a possible return visit. 
But the minute you say, "That's too much--will you accept less?"--you have insulted him and possibly attacked his self-esteem. 

I just left him this message: "Hey handsome! Which of your pictures are real and which are fake?"

I never negotiate down. I consider it disrespectful. All freelancers, not only masseurs, are entitled to set their rates. If the rate is too high for you, politely decline. In this case, you should have respected his rate and, if all went well, perhaps made a suggestion about a combined rate on a possible return visit. 
But the minute you say, "That's too much--will you accept less?"--you have insulted him and possibly attacked his self-esteem. 

I never negotiate down. I consider it disrespectful. All freelancers, not only masseurs, are entitled to set their rates. If the rate is too high for you, politely decline. In this case, you should have respected his rate and, if all went well, perhaps made a suggestion about a combined rate on a possible return visit. 
But the minute you say, "That's too much--will you accept less?"--you have insulted him and possibly attacked his self-esteem. 

I never negotiate down. I consider it disrespectful. All freelancers, not only masseurs, are entitled to set their rates. If the rate is too high for you, politely decline. In this case, you should have respected his rate and, if all went well, perhaps made a suggestion about a combined rate on a possible return visit. 
But the minute you say, "That's too much--will you accept less?"--you have insulted him and possibly attacked his self-esteem. 

Ya think? With words and phrases like these:
"ethereal"
"visage"
"rakish
"navigating my myofascial terrain"
"I felt remade in the crucible of his touch"
"his penetrating strokes reached places long ossified"
"each surrender a testament to his masterful technique"
"I yielded without resistance"
and finally:
"his adroit palms guiding my body in to the as of yet unrealized interstice between energized euphoria and total relaxation"

If things have progressed to where his dick is in my mouth, I will manage to stop for a moment and say "Do you want to cum"? If he says yes, I take it as a big compliment and try and be as good to his dick as he's been to mine. If his dick is in my ass (which is rare, because I'm very tight, which is why I hire erotic masseurs and not escorts), I let him stay in charge and decide for himself if he wants to cum.
No matter what, if a masseur cums with me, I do my best to show my appreciation. I know he may have other clients or even boundaries that he may be deciding on the spot  to go beyond. The rate we agreed on for the erotic massage includes ONLY him making me cum. Anything beyond that I consider extra--and a wonderful surprise.
And so, if it DOES go beyond that, I always tip accordingly. I always, always, always tip for extras. I would never want to be remembered as the guy who got the extras and didn't tip.

If things have progressed to where his dick is in my mouth, I will manage to stop for a moment and say "Do you want to cum"? If he says yes, I take it as a big compliment and try and be as good to his dick as he's been to mine. If his dick is in my ass (which is rare, because I'm very tight, which is why I hire erotic masseurs and not escorts), I let him stay in charge and decide for himself if he wants to cum.
No matter what, if a masseur cums with me, I do my best to show my appreciation. I know he may have other clients or even boundaries that he may be deciding on the spot  to go beyond. The rate we agreed on for the erotic massage includes ONLY him making me cum. Anything beyond that I consider extra--and a wonderful surprise.
And so, if it DOES go beyond that, I always tip accordingly. I always, always, always tip for extras. I would never want to be remembered as the guy who got the extras and didn't tip.

I used to think that too.

He still has an ad on RentMasseur, and he's a dreamboat.
https://rentmasseur.com/LorenzoPR

I went no further than the menu.

Ask and he will send a very thorough menu of services.

I did too. I was going to type "Get yourself to San Diego and hire @Simon Suraci.
As a matter of fact, after reading Simon's response above, I'm thinking of flying to San Diego and telling him I'm a virgin too!