DunwoodyGuy

Same with me. Life is too short to show up and have a bad surprise. That can also happen with outdated pictures, and you just have to deal with it, but I don't even continue the conversation if they refuse to show their face. A while ago, I arrived at a masseur's place and instantly saw that his pictures were several years old and his body was nowhere near as attractive as it was in the pictures. I went into the bathroom and thought briefly about leaving. But I was there because I had loved the the way he had described his massage. So I looked in the mirror and thought, "I'm not as attractive as I once was either. But at least I don't have to make a living with people judging my looks and contemplating walking out on me. I can cut this guy some slack." I undressed and got on his table and proceeded to have a magnificent experience. He may have gotten older and larger, but his skills and sensuality were probably stronger than ever, like a older singer who may have lost her high notes but now sings with deeper phrasing.

Hmmm... Why did you leave a "VCA" on your desk? Why did you expect us to know what a "VCA" is? And why be disingenuous and say "I'm not trying to interfere with this guy's business" when your initial post says "Avoid at all costs"? That certainly seems to fit the definition of interfering with the guy's business, doesn't it?

Um... How. Did. He. Get. Your. Number?

But what about love? What about trust? What about tears when I'm happy? What about wings when I fall? I want there to be A story for me That I can believe in forever! So what about, what about Love?

I can think of at least a dozen reasons, can't you?

Probably not if you're looking for a happy ending, but here are the medical requirements for massage to be covered: Just a moment... FSASTORE.COM

There's no such thing as a $60 happy ending. There hasn't been since the Carter administration. But, in answer to the original poster, if you read the many threads on this board, you will see that there is no one definition of "happy ending." The permutations and possibilities--and rates charged--are endless. Learn how to inquire honestly and respectfully, and you will find exactly what you are looking for--or perhaps something wonderful you never imagined.

Oh.

To be clear, I'm not bothered by the ex-con aspect either. My initial question was whether or not it was real. Given the jocular tone of the rest of the description--including the "extraterrestrial" wordolay--I was wondering if it was just a fabrication of his obviously active imagination.

His rentmen description makes that claim right upfront. I put it in bold and red below: Description I can be addicting. "Ex-Marine. Ex-Convict. Ex-traterrestrial? Definitely Ex-traordinary 😎. Athletic muscle boy. My complete open-mindedness and compassion makes me susceptible to long lasting friendships. I choose to be happy and help others want happy as well. I can do cam chats/texting easily for full BFE. Looking for a little more than great ***? HMU. Sincerely yours, (Bro, Bud, Daddy, Little/Big Brother, Pup, Boyfriend, Idol, Dom/Sub, King, God, Hero, Jarhead, Friend)... Kevon McNair 😜"

Is he really an ex-con or is that just one of his role-plays?

And he's now asking 400. For what it's worth, I kinda like the poetry. It's a nice change from the usual cut-and-pasted menus. And he's so sexy I wouldn't mind at all if he whispered those words in my ear during sex.

I believe they're green.

I don't think the reviews are fake. Some of the reviewers have pictures on their RentMasseur profiles, and I recognize some of them from in and around Atlanta. I'll try and book a massage with him soon and report back.

I guess he's sending face pics now, because he sent me one. Handsome.