Thelatin

Because people are dishonest fuck heads who suck the life out you.

When I’m at work and my blink camera records my “friend” frolicking about my yard taking selfies lol. The poor neighbor lady.

If you don't have time - make toast

I have a guy that hits me up, which I’m fine with. But then he’s a clock watcher. It’s like hold it…you’re contacting me. It’s a 2 hour drive, hotel etc. At least slow things down a bit.

The closer I get to semi-retirement the less I like the idea of owning another property. When I can get a really nice air bnb home with a private pool etc. for 4-5 grand a month...

If I say anything I just say “the community”.

I've always had them come to my hotel until a few weeks back. It was like a big adventure for me lol. It somehow felt like an adventure to take an Uber to a strangers hotel room. So sorted and mysterious.

Some of my best experiences have been with masseurs who have for one reason or another decided to take advantage of my booty lol. But only in the last few years as I hit the gym hard 4 times a week....makes a difference.

I’m POA for my fathers estate. My sister has been so grateful for all of the effort I’ve put in to keeping his finances in order. She routinely sends me flowers and gift cards. Not. Nothing has changed in 30 years - but for some reason she thought she was getting a larger portion. Not a happy camper.

Si.

I've loved all them!

I have had this same issue. I imagine this hobby has spoiled me as to “normal” expectations. If someone isn’t almost exactly my type, I’m a limp dick. On one hand it’s problem? On the other hand I feel sorry for friends my age…sleeping with their old ladies. I just shutter…..

I've thankfully never had an issue. I do typically stalk them on RM for a long time to see that they've been around, if they have a twitter I look at that, which leads to IG, Tik Tok etc. I think I can get an idea if they seem "normal" or not. I typically hire athletic Latinos. So if it's a bunch of photos of them on the beach with friends, family, hanging at the gym etc. Plus if they have been reviewed here, even if it's not a great review I'm cool. Good Lord, I'm the Magnum PI of this hobby lol.

I kept adjusting the shower temperature a while back, then he started to laugh at me and I looked down lol.

I've come to enjoy meeting new masseurs. It is the thrill of seeing what they will do next, how far they are going to go. I'm always surprised when they assume I'm ready for more (clean) and start messing about lol.

I was in a situation for several years where I was stalked and harassed by a former friend. My lawyer always urged a very cautious approach. In hindsight I wish I would have been more aggressive out of the gate. I would have ChatGPT help you draft a note, including the extortion law, including restraining order law, and perhaps immigration law if applicable (yeah, I went there) Send it and block him.

I always thought G was just an occasional party type drug. Sadly I have a friend that is completely addicted. He can’t go 2 hours without a dose. Hides it, denies it, has spent every last dime on it.

In Miami, extortion is a serious felony under Florida law, specifically Florida Statute 836.05. It is classified as a second-degree felony, punishable by up to 15 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Extortion involves maliciously threatening someone with harm to their person, property, or reputation to obtain money, property, or any other advantage.

I used to be incredibly paranoid until I had a Colombian provider stay in my home a few times. Loved his cooking, it also scared me lol. He would literally leave chicken in the pot cold on the stove all week and keep eating out of it. He grew up without refrigeration, it’s just how they did it. He would also burn the hell out of the food. I’ve taken to cooking some of his recipes…but still use the fridge. I will keep it a few days longer than in the past.

Very nice guy, great body and tool. I enjoyed the massage, which lead to more. I’d definitely see him again.

I was in the er feeling miserable a few years back and questions about my sexual activities came up, that poor young male nurse lol. They sent him back to me three times with more questions, all of which I answered yes. The last time he just stuck his head in the door - “yes, I did that too”.

After cutting things off we a long time provider, I noticed his close and extremely attractive friend was available near me. I enjoyed myself and plan on repeating

I recently had this same experience with a provider I've seen 4-5 times. The time spent had grown to include some food, drinks, chilling out etc. After the last meeting he requested to be paid for all of that time as well. That is certainly his prerogative, and I gave him the fee. It's a bit sad as I think he enjoyed spending time with me, unless it was just an act. But he's priced himself out of what I'm willing to pay, especially as I have to travel 2 hours, get a rooms etc. I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do as he will be asking to see me again. It's going to be uncomfortable going switching from a lose "friendly" sort of transaction, to punching the clock. I honestly don't think either of would like it. He did apologize as he was pretty aggressive in the way he asked. But now I'm just sort of meh. Asian massage for me this weekend.

Fortunately I've been trolled so relentlessly in real life that it couldn't possibly get any worse. I've had people threaten and I'm like "you do that"

This has happened to me on quite a few occasions. All of a sudden I get switched over to the boyfriend experience without me knowing lol. It's very rare for me to see anyone that doesn't end up on my whatsapp chatting daily. Which I enjoy, but it does change the dynamic. Most recently at the end of the night I was hit up for double the amount because of the time we spent together. Hanging out, some food, drinks etc. Previously he never counted this time. He had some liquor in him and was pretty dramatic about it - I didn't argue, was polite and paid. I did ask if he was sure and didn't want to just message me the next day. I'm not sure how to handle the next visit as I do enjoy his company. But I'm perfectly capable of eating at the bar and chatting with random folks.