Thelatin

Because people are dishonest fuck heads who suck the life out you.

When I’m at work and my blink camera records my “friend” frolicking about my yard taking selfies lol. The poor neighbor lady.

If you don't have time - make toast

I have a guy that hits me up, which I’m fine with. But then he’s a clock watcher. It’s like hold it…you’re contacting me. It’s a 2 hour drive, hotel etc. At least slow things down a bit.

The closer I get to semi-retirement the less I like the idea of owning another property. When I can get a really nice air bnb home with a private pool etc. for 4-5 grand a month...

If I say anything I just say “the community”.

I've always had them come to my hotel until a few weeks back. It was like a big adventure for me lol. It somehow felt like an adventure to take an Uber to a strangers hotel room. So sorted and mysterious.

Some of my best experiences have been with masseurs who have for one reason or another decided to take advantage of my booty lol. But only in the last few years as I hit the gym hard 4 times a week....makes a difference.

I’m POA for my fathers estate. My sister has been so grateful for all of the effort I’ve put in to keeping his finances in order. She routinely sends me flowers and gift cards. Not. Nothing has changed in 30 years - but for some reason she thought she was getting a larger portion. Not a happy camper.

Si.

I've loved all them!

I have had this same issue. I imagine this hobby has spoiled me as to “normal” expectations. If someone isn’t almost exactly my type, I’m a limp dick. On one hand it’s problem? On the other hand I feel sorry for friends my age…sleeping with their old ladies. I just shutter…..

I've thankfully never had an issue. I do typically stalk them on RM for a long time to see that they've been around, if they have a twitter I look at that, which leads to IG, Tik Tok etc. I think I can get an idea if they seem "normal" or not. I typically hire athletic Latinos. So if it's a bunch of photos of them on the beach with friends, family, hanging at the gym etc. Plus if they have been reviewed here, even if it's not a great review I'm cool. Good Lord, I'm the Magnum PI of this hobby lol.

I kept adjusting the shower temperature a while back, then he started to laugh at me and I looked down lol.

I've come to enjoy meeting new masseurs. It is the thrill of seeing what they will do next, how far they are going to go. I'm always surprised when they assume I'm ready for more (clean) and start messing about lol.