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I don't know if he's had anything injected into his, but I've seen him inject plenty into other buttocks.

reminds me a bit of the Mayhem guy from Allstate Insurance (actor Dean Winters)

True, you'd think a talking lion would have more to say.

So, I guess I will see you at 7 PM tomorrow then.  I will be the fat guy in the cow suit.  SURPRISE

If he can maintain a route like that he should be delivering presents on Christmas Eve with his 8 reindeer.

It says you have excellent taste in men!

Jesse Santana (my walking viagra) 

Listen guy I would be more than willing to lend you forty of my years so you could qualify.  Even doing so would still allow me to meet his requirement.  Damn I'm OLD!!!!!

@Big Don Weho……I’m somewhat numb reading everything you wrote.  I’m only sure of one thing.  You will not be writing my obituary.   

Hope @whipped guy sees this.

Could have been more restrictive. He might have specified left or right.

This year is only a few weeks old, but this post must surely earn the best ‘non sequitur’ of 2023 award 😎

I remember a muscular bartender in NYC who was often shirtless and twitched them alternately. I tipped lavishly.

Smiles are so sexy!!

The ever sexy Jessy

Bawling.  
Balling is an entirely different thing  

Netflix debuted a gay romantic comedy series today, Smiley, and yes, I binged it all in 1 day.  Hey, when a series is good enough, sometimes you just can't stop.
Alex is a 32yo bartender in a gay bar who works out like it's religion yet complains that his (myriad) hookups never take him seriously.  Bruno is a buttoned-up architect who is 36yo but lives the life of a 60yo, and a rather dull 60yo at that.  When they meet by means of a voicemail mixup (too long to explain), the attraction makes them both weak in the knees even though they're totally wrong for each other.
Before you roll your eyes too much, yes, we've seen this story a zillion times before, but Smiley does put its own very clever and hilarious twists on the oft-used premise.  I'm really picky about comedies because most make me groan, very few make me laugh, but Smiley had me busting a belly laugh more than a few times.  We also get to see the ups & downs of Alex's biological family, his adopted family (his 2 coworkers Vero & Javi), and Bruno's adopted family (his best friend Albert).  Plus we get a couple of "right" boyfriends for our so-very-wrong-for-each-other duo:  Bruno starts dating Ramon, the best architect in his office, while Alex hooks up with the equally gorgeous and sculpted Ibra.
The comic chemistry between Carlos Cuevas (Alex) and Miki Esparbe (Bruno) is perfection.  I never really bought the sexual chemistry between the two, but maybe that's asking for too much.  As long as the two kept me laughing, I was happy.  All the other storylines are well-done and woven together quite skillfully.
8 35-minute episodes, mostly in Spanish with some scenes in Catalan.  If you can stand dubbing, i checked out a couple of scenes, and the English dubbing for Smiley is actually really good.  English subtitles are also available.  2 user reviews already on IMDb, a 9 & a 10.  I'd give Smiley a 10.

My walking viagra: Jesse Santana!!! [swoon]

Here. Let me help you with that.

Fish feeding? OK! If that's what ya want to call it!

I bet he has a devastating jump shot!

Hop in. I’m going your way!

You’ve seen this guy before on countless anatomy charts! [swoon]

How do you get a fabulous low carb body like his eating fried lasagna? I want to know!!!!

Please. Count the photoshops.