Guy Fawkes

Next time the one of the six contacts you: "I'm sorry you didn't express appreciation to me last time"

Naw! That' the 1980s, We use LCD screens now adays.

SEX 2020

 

 

I also think many things are repugnant and I DECIDE not to engage in them. You have your right I have mine. Period.

Have seen this happen in public laundromats; Near one university the police will no long respond late night or will just do a drive-by.

I have to keep reminding myself that I can't be responsive for anybody but myself. Just like I say on the 4th of July: "Be safe and Be sane."

Keeping a blacklist is repugnant in my mind.

@MrMattBig: Sonic Drive-In is open untll midnight. I have two face masks and I'd even consider somehow finding the XL gloves that seem to be short supply. However, other than enjoying a late night snack... I shall not be petting your pussy, either doggy style or otherwise .

It’s appalling to me that people are still hooking up with such frequency, but my friends and I are seeing it happen every day in both the straight and gay communities. People are off work or working from home and have the free time to do it. They rationalize it by saying I don’t have the virus, you don’t have the virus, so it’s okay for us to get together. And it’s not even taboo that people are hooking up: they’re bragging to me about it.

 

In order to mitigate their risk of contracting the virus, people are having sex outside or having sex doggie style and avoiding the missionary position and kissing. I wish I were joking.

"A place to gather and exchange ideas. NO Politics, NO Religion, NO War."

The Grinch will not look kindly on people that do.

Go Home; Be Safe; Plan your trips for the Summer.

As you’d imagine, my travel type structure has ended with this crisis. I have canceled both personal and business travel and have $2k+ in Delta Travel Vouchers. This amount allows me essentially round trip travel worldwide. What should I do and where should I go???

15!

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Kevin Slater

Somehow there's more than horny frogs humping a snake. A three-way?

"No time to explain ... just hop on"

 

Repeat after me: "We Will Not Bully Other Users"

Thread Locked.

Don't Forget The Peas!

https://www.cooksinfo.com/shit-on-a-shingle-recipe

Shit on a Shingle Recipe

Shit on a Shingle made with creamed, chipped beef is a classic American military dish. This recipe makes enough for one person for lunch or a light supper; you can easily multiply this recipe as needed. We've tried to make it just a bit healthier than normal by lightening up the white sauce.

Prep Time10 mins

Cook Time5 mins

Total Time15 mins

Course: Beef, Lunch

Servings: 1

Author: CooksInfo

Ingredients

• 10 slices Chipped Beef about 50 g / 2 oz
  
• 2 teaspoons Butter
  
• 2 teaspoons Flour
  
• 1/3 cup Milk skim
  
• Ground Pepper
  
• 2 slices Bread
  

Instructions

• Chop up the chipped beef roughly, set aside.
  
• Melt the butter in a small saucepan over medium heat along with a few dashes of ground pepper (optional: a dash of ground nutmeg, a pinch of onion powder or a tablespoon of minced onion, a few dashes of Worcestershire sauce, a squirt of mustard.) Don't let the butter brown. As soon as it's just all melted, add the flour, and whisk it in. Let cook for a minute, then whisk in half the milk.As soon as it's absorbed, whisk in the remainder of the milk, then stir in the chipped beef, and set the heat to low.
  
• Pop the bread in the toaster. When it's toasted, arrange the two slices of toast and spoon the beef mixture on top of both.
  
• Serve piping hot.
  
• If you're serving for lunch or dinner, add some side veg for a complete meal.
  

Notes

You can use white or brown bread. If you aren't counting calories, regular milk is fine -- we just tried to make the dish a bit lower in calories. 1/3 cup is about 3 oz or 75 ml. Feel free to use a bit more to make the sauce runnier if you like. Feel free to adjust and play with seasoning; most people seem to feel it's salty enough from the beef without adding more salt.

In Nevada quite a few: COVID-19 dashboard but not enough

Why shucks you can have them all..... Except for the two on the end! I'm just worried that he's so skinny that he might just break.

Okay. But what happened to one for all and all for me?

I'm sorry but the two on the end are already spoken for.

Great. And do I get a bonus if I provide foster care for the entire set?

 

 

Obviously, they are used to strenuous team play together.

 

In a challenging moment like this, why not just go with the flow?

I'm sorry but they only come in sets; If you want the top, you have to take the bottom....

May I order the two on the upper right?

On a more serious note. Not the best time to go traveling.

The Bedroom?

The Bedroom?

I'm a 60 year old gay man. I am blessed to still have lots of sexual opportunities (which I never expected at this age.) What are some of the most fun places to travel for a vacation and have lots of good opportunities for sex. I have found Puerto Vallarta, Palm Springs, Key West, Delhi, and Hanoi to be great places to visit. I think this could be a helpful and interesting thread.

This too will pass.

No need to shut anything down. If you have a brain, you will practice strict social distancing, including avoiding unnecessary contacts as well as saving your money. A massive depression is coming. Sadly, I suspect this business will shut down itself.....

 

and on another topic, the 20% unemployment prediction and the long lines at gun stores has me TERRIFIED and I’m usually pretty sanguine.

No

Shouldn’t escort sites shut down (voluntarily) while this virus crisis remains unresolved?

Sadly Sears ain't what they used to be...

Doesn’t anyone have an old Sears catalog handy?

Yes, I have a drying rack that fits in my bathtup for those emergency cleanups on aisle 4... (Mine can handle about a dozen pair of underwear YMMV)

Wouldn't you know it... It fits on my front porch. I wonder how long it'd take my apartment manager to cite me for violation of my lease?

(that was sarcasm son)

Cops to coronavirus crowds: Don't call 911 if you're out of toilet paper

Here in America, it wasn't that long ago that we used cloth diapers. We'd rinse them out and put them in a bucket of bleach water (1 cup bleach to five gallons of water):D:D

Hopefully I don't have to explain about clotheslines next...

It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.

In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue.

Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water.

Ivan gives better tongue!