I've found that it seems that God put the same number of nerves in all cocks. The people with the smaller ones seem to enjoy it more. (Perhaps because I can fit the balls in at the same time)
Not all soaps taste bad.
Making sure your shower has good tasting soap and good shower tools helps all around.
In my case being diabetic without constant vigilance involves having an odor that smells like nail polish. My mouth can also be "sweet and fruity" both can be simply solved.
iTunes has a "Backup Automatically" option that's prominently displayed. If he didn't click it, he'll have to start from scratch or wait until late 2067.