Guy Fawkes

Gerontophilia looks like a fun comedy and the lead is very cute in my eyes with a leer that is magnficent. However, you sir are incorrect and bordering on being grinched.

Don't pay upfront.

Yes.

Be polite, Say: "No Thanks", and walk out the door.

No, No, No! A dead drop would be far more appropriate.

But if you don't look back how will they know you're interested?

Make it a "Jack in the Box" card would be more helpful...

The odds are two different people. The hip tattoo is a give away.

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https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2

Goggle voice should be your friend.

I disagree with your premise. Daddys Rules were created in 2016 when the rentboy raid occurred: Don't Panic Know The Law Don't Break The Law May I gently point out that there is No Evidence that you broke any law. Just your word against his. His word will be suspect because there is plenty of evidence that he broke the law. If multiple victims are willing to make dispositions he will return to jail. You're not acting because of a lack of knowledge. So my dear young man, get to work. I am not qualified to give you legal advise on the environment in Washington, DC. However, I do know for a fact that there's at least one organization that can advice you. Ask me privately.

There is safety in numbers. If you all report him to the Burk, VA police, you'll be able to provide the information that puts him in jail.

No.

"Straight to bed with the closest cute guy!" while moving close to him would have made things clear.

It looks very real and it almost got me to click it. However I noticed the tipoff of a con first that it was addressed to: "Undisclosed-recipients" and second it was from "Service" which had an address of "onemessage@pservices" So I didn't click anything on the message and I immediately opened my browser and went to paypal where I found no such transactions. What to do? https://www.paypal.com/us/webapps/mpp/paypal-safety-and-security suggests forwarding the message to spoof@paypal.com which I did.

We're going to let @ParkLaneDallas take a break.

The Lion Sleeps Tonight by Acapella Soul 2010.

No, it causes at least one to raise their eyebrow. Advertising one self in the 3rd person is a bit over the line. You should consider reading the Terms and rules.

and tighty whities...

and we're done here.

I understand that he's not lose at all; however he does live close to you...

Have you considered putting down a towel?

Please don't encourage a user to violate the rules.