Guy Fawkes

I have two clocks. One in the Office, One in the Kitchen.

If you are changing clocks with a ladder you should try using a hammer instead.

Kudos to the two that wrote and told daddy as for the rest...

If you can't drive and get the car smoged; It's time to give it up.

It says: "Updated Website"

Brian, It would help if you added a signature. It'd be at the bottom of every post you write. Look at one of MrMattBig posts. Ask for help if you need it. Also a photo of yourself as your avatar would be useful. Click on your name at the top of the page.

All major cities have so called "Sting Operations", the only way to avoid them is not to break the law. "Escort Practices" are legal in most jurisdictions. They are abusing a term that is not covered in the law. If you're in a new city, you need to look the law(s) up (most are online) then comply with the law. Their job is to get you to break the law and because of that small little wrinkle are easily detected. That only thing that you should be doing is providing your time for a fee. Anything else puts you at risk. LEO and GVR mean nothing to me and I live in Las Vegas. Perhaps it'd be wise to not use abbreviations that people elsewhere wouldn't know.

This is best in "Escort Travels" read the first post there before posting.

Such a polite, affirming, way to say absolutely nothing at all. Your can now consider yourself a pretty pink sliced ribbon.

Two words for your: "Home Inspection" everything else appears to be workable. But you'll need to know if there is any rot, termites etc It's apparent that it's been well maintained, lovingly restored/upgraded.

We look forward to your review: https://www.daddysreviews.com/submit

Would you rather have big cat paw prints?

Oh my! That reminds me of my cat when we lived in Hawaii. I got a call from one of my 5th floor neighbors complaining that his Christmas tree was meowing at him. The problem was that I lived on the 7th floor; Another time she made it down to the 3rd floor. Thank-you for the pleasant trip down memory lane.

1,999 registrations in the last month.

In one form or another since 2000.

I was taught to aim for the heart.

Exactly! But is it worth driving 32.36 miles to spend $2.00 for a $900m fantasy?

and I don't mind the word: "Queer" because of it's definition but "Faggot" will set me off really fast again because of it's definition. Homosexual has a definite context, I'm not apart of that context.

When you was young the "N" word was common but it's no longer used.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality However, the term gay is frequently used as a synonym for homosexual and is preferred.

There is a difference between escorting and prostitution. One is legal and one is not. Please don't mix the two up.

Perhaps your making an invalid assumption: https://nypost.com/2010/02/02/my-night-with-a-prosti-dude/ (and no he wasn't the first.) Perhaps they had problems with the legal requirement that prostitutes have weekly cervical exams: https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/nevada-gives-green-light-to-its-first-male-brothel-1.909477

I expect you to be the "sweet sweet Southern boy" all the time. As Mary Popping would say:

If I can put on make-up at the kitchen table; You can shave there.

But does he fold flat and does he have a self to carry books on?