Tactile Daddy

I haven't been since last year, but the last time I was there, there were a few guys in the sauna area who seemed to at least get off on showing off; one guy, an absolutely stunning and hung twunk, was leaning against a pillar like a Greek statue, and he got a semi while watching people come and go. But no one approached him, and after about 30 minutes, he got dressed and left. I can't imagine it's possible to cruise there, given how busy it is at all times.

Yes
 
the good: his face photo is accurate. Handsome man. Good massage. He was very attentive to my rear! I estimate for about 75 percent of the time, either his hand or mouth were on my rear, which felt great.
 
the bad: his body is not in shape like it appears in the photos. He has a bit of a potbelly. He is too quiet. While I prefer a masseur who is on the quiet side during the massage, it’s nice to communicate before and after, but he doesn’t engage. If you care about size, he’s not for you.

His pics are outdated, he is not going to win best looking, and he doesn't have the six pack on display in some pics. BUT he has great sexual energy, a magic touch, he's very good at close contact body contact, making out etc, and oh... he's hung like a horse, a BIG horse. He's an unconventional pick, and if movie star looks are a main consideration (and that's totally cool) then he may not be for you, but I had a great time. 

Not sure... I reached out to Daniel on IG and informed him that his photos were being used with a link 🔗. He read the message but never responded. However based on the ad copy and Daniel U social media I highly doubt they are the same 

Avoid this guy

Also known as pro body builder in the Antelope Valley, Daniel Uzuri (Flores) 
 
Daniel Uzuri on Tik Tok 

AKA as
PupScritch

I was recently out in LA and discovered that all of the masseurs at Thai Wellness spa have their own listings on RentMasseur. You have to do a little research because they aren’t all listed in the same location, but it will give you some additional information, reviews, and pictures of each therapist. 
I ended up seeing other masseurs due to my schedule and will review them in separate threads. 

how can it be YMMV when he's doing it in a busy chiropractic office?
I've been there; it's bustling with activity; he'd have to put a ball gag in my mouth to keep me from crying out if our 'mileage started to vary' 
Wait.🤔
 
 

His body is quite adequate, I couldn't pay much attention to his butt when I saw that big toy. Lol

You should be able to browse freely.  The massage therapist can engage by saying "hey there, how are you".... You are not obligated to reply back, but if you're interested, obviously you probably would reply back, and that's being kind of the masseur to recognize you viewed their profile.. Nothing more, the decision is all yours😁

Or simply turn off "My Visibility" on the dashboard

That’s A LOT of baby batter on the mirror…

I don't think you're supposed to feel raped by him, but by his pricing...

100%, but there’s already a website for that, RentMen.  He’s advertising in the wrong RM. 

In the inimitable words of Whoopi Goldberg. It's not "rape-rape" 

With $150 incall, who's raping who? 😂

Does anyone know the type of massage one will get from this interestingly monikered provider?
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You can touch his crystal balls for an extra $100. 🥳

So is the massage done at his office or a place in his home? as I’m pretty sure the ambiance could definitely flush that YMMV hope/assumptions lol 

This bothers me less than the duck lips trend of years past 🦆

Why don’t one of you guys just hire him and see if you like him?

He got a new review on rentmasseur. Client sounds ecstatic. It looks like he got all the extras with Carlos by paying 600 bucks for a 90-minute session. P.S.: I cannot help but wonder, as Carrie would say, if Carlos also speaks in the third person during the massage. Alternatively, should the client pay extra to get him to speak in the first person? 🤣🙄

Now now, don't start a mumble jumble rumble...

Never seen this profile before. 
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