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You missed the LOL after my initial statement. That stands for Large Old Lover There are a lot of us and for those men who hesitate to hire or otherwise take a risk because of it, I say DON'T. If you don't like your weight, you can change it. If you don't like yourself, at least most of the time, then you must change it. Me and my cash would never be rejected by some hot twentysomething. First, look at me. Second, I do not hire twentysomething usually and if I did hire one, it would only one mature enough and experienced enough to give me a physical and mental run for my money. Those men care about their clients and providing an excellent service. So, once again Mr. Kessler, I have needed to reprimand you, I am just sorry I am not there to reprimand you in your favorite way, but give yourself a good hard slap on the ass when getting out of the shower the next time, and we will consider it even.

19 is my faorite but I did not even notice his chest

I love all the men I am with. Then I come and then not so much.

Did not realize he was in the military. Explains the salute from inside his pants as he dropped them.

Amir visits NYC and I spent the better part of two hours feasting on prime beef. Check if he is in the area. If not, go to where he is.

Juan, I think you have every right to know anything that you need to know in order to do your job. I believe you have made it very clear here, that, for you, information is part and parcel in the determination as to whether or not you can meet expectations of the clients while maintaining your own standards of excellence. Fat, fine. Lift me with your dick, sorry no can do. Seems clear. Seems straight forward. Seems right thinking and honest.
You were clear in you representation but I am really perplexed at the reception you have had. If a client wanted their body twisted as much as your words were twisted here, you would need to know that beforehand, if only to get ready for the appointment by doing some preparatory stretching exercises and then afterwards to have Aleve and Ben Gay on hand.
 
I am a fatty, baldy, saggy, flabby, horny, funny, sexy man-beast. I do not mind telling an escort that and usually do. I try to paint a reasonably accurate word picture to the escort without actually sending a picture. In negotiations with an escort, as in being in bed with an escort, my tongue is my friend and my biggest ally and since I look better in the dark, I would rather regale with the tongue than reveal the rest of the body in a photo.
 
I have scattered negative thoughts about my body. We all do. Ultimately I will not let my mind interfere with my body's ability to enjoy itself. After all, my mind is in charge almost all the time, the body deserves to be pampered now and again. But I need to be honest with myself, no one is hoisting me up and pounding me into a wall. So there you have it. Bald, flabby, saggy men can have hot, boisterous; cover the ears of the children lest they hear coitus, but many wont be lifted off their feet during such shenanigans without the use of some thick steel wire and a large crane.
 
BTW, Steven, you could have used my name. LOL. My guess is there are a lot of men who have partaken of your services who fall into the category of self aware, less than perfect and loving life. You are lucky to have them and they are lucky to have had you, in a variety of positions in a variety of locations throughout the day and night.

Well I firmly believe that a man who can blow a tune of a tuba, can blow just about anything,

Would love to see Dolly playing a man, playing a woman.

Perhaps they could have Dolly Parton playing a drag queen who is entering a Dolly Parton look alike contest.

Well as a Sicilian I understand the genetics of "you are dead to me" but that usually comes with a matching gene of "well now that we have that settled let's have something to eat"

Well as a Sicilian I understand the genetics of "you are dead to me" but that usually comes with a matching gene of "well now that we have that settled let's have something to eat"

Well as a Sicilian I understand the genetics of "you are dead to me" but that usually comes with a matching gene of "well now that we have that settled let's have something to eat"

Fuck that, no cutting in. I have been camped out for weeks.

Fuck that, no cutting in. I have been camped out for weeks.

I am also a fan of The Brothers Karamazov. Jane Austen leaves me cold. Speaking of cold, I very much enjoyed Call of the Wild as a teen and have read it several times since.

BOG is probably a nickname Big Old Guy

BOG is probably a nickname Big Old Guy

Which dog? I thought that something happened between you and Bear when I was in the shower but I was never sure.
I asked him and he just looked off whimsically and said nothing

Which dog? I thought that something happened between you and Bear when I was in the shower but I was never sure.
I asked him and he just looked off whimsically and said nothing

It took me about 5 attempts to read David McCullough's John Adams. I had it on my bedside table for about 2 years but once I was into it deep enough, I did find the story gripping though not McCullough's writing style.

Mike, if we ever get together and I say I love you, please respond "I love you too" that will snap me back to reality. If that doesn't do it, I suggest saying: By the way, it is an extra $50 if i say: I love you. I can guarantee that I will not love you at that point.

I love all the men I am with. Then I come and then not so much.

Austin would have had my vote but he has shown himself to be a bit of a pompous ass and I hate pompous with my ass.
Gavin looks delicious.
Tom writes very well.
Love Shawn's eyes.
Overall though, for overall sexiness and intelligence, Kurtis gets my vote.

He ought to look like Killian, because he is Killian. I see a lot of man ass professionally and personally and I consider myself a bit of a connoisseur but I cannot recall seeing such fine ass in a lifetime of ass watching. For me it comes down to a need to taste tiebreaker between 26 and 2.

If you are in Cambridge, the Lone Star Taco Bar has a very nice brunch daily. I assume that since you are posting at 10:00 AM you want something soon. Oh and it is relatively inepensive.