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  1. Jacobi Hospital is a short walk from that train station. I wonder if this man was a patient who eloped from the hospital only to find himself hanging around the train station.
  2. Ah Billy Barty, He was an actor and most don't know this, an excellent golfer. He had a great short game.
  3. Now for something completely different. You knee looks bruised and contused. You were skating just before the injure so that the knee was good enough to get you through that at that time. It does not sound as though you did anything but superficial damage to the joint. I would tell you that if you want to go and see how it feels that would reasonable. Stay near the edge and go slow and then, if all is well, proceed slowly. You might want to skip any jumps that you might do, but life is short and so is the ice skating season. Try it out and use common sense about the speed at which you progress. If it hurts, stop and don't push it. By the way, I thought cats always landed on their feet.
  4. That is the answer to the question Why did Taste do his own taxes?
  5. Noise cancelling headphones?
  6. Laughter is great during sex but only if they are not laughing at you.
  7. I also prefer the new decor but they definitely could have done better than the blue rug. When booking the venue, they definitely should have mentioned the change in color scheme and perhaps a computerized version of the new look could have been used. If I order a gold care and got a black one I would not be happy, no difference here. The old looks looks old and tired but if that is what the brides were looking for, they should have been told that the new look is a drastic change.
  8. My first advice would be to get an experienced partner who can hit the right spots and let you know what you should be feeling and how much you want to feel it again. I have used that particular toy on others and while stimulating, it did not bring the kind of excitement I would have expected, so perhaps it is not the way you are using it that is the problem, rather the design itself. It is difficult to massage your own prostate. The easiest way is probably using a thumb though you may not be able to get in deep enough that way. Using any of the fingers requires a bit of practice and agility. So I get back to trying to find a partner who can do the job for you. Anatomically the prostate is located anterior to the rectum and is usually about 1/2 to 2 inches in from the sphincter, so once you are in you should pretty much have your finger on the button if you are using fingers. With the thumb it may be just at the tip of the thumb. Again, learning the anatomy on another person is probably the best way to familiarize yourself with where things are and what is what. Pressure should be enough to tingle but not hurt and movement from side to side is pleasing and as you become accustomed to it, pressing down harder will make the sensations more intense.
  9. If you are just into watching go to a bodybuilding show. There are lots of hot muscle guys and you can take your fantasies home with you. For me, look and don't touch would not work. I can jerk off to a video or a picture or a movie I would not need them in the room. When they are in the room, I want to touch, smell, lick, see and hear the groans of the flexing and the pleasure that he is having from my doing the other four. .
  10. That is what my partners tell me. Not necessarily about me but they do say that.
  11. I specifically put in "noisy". when looking for porn. I do not watch porn often, but I like to think that I am watching through a peephole and can hear everything going on through the wall. I want there to be loud, manly,animalistic groans and moans and a loud orgasm. Sometimes, if the porn is noisy and hot, I can close my eyes and just listen and that can be, for me, as hot as watching.
  12. Even the most experienced of us had a first time hire. A bit of trepidation is expected but fortunately for most of us, that first touch, first kiss, first tingle of excitement usually has the nerves on the run and our cock rising to the encounter. You are requesting a pretty vanilla experience and you described what you want clearly here. Have him come in, offer him a beverage. Have him come sit next to you on the couch. If he doesn't initiate after a minute or two lean in for the kiss or place your hand on his groin. You both know why you are there, so there is no reason to act like a teenager on a first date, though you may feel that way initially. Once your eyes have met, your lips have touched and you hand has found your way into his pants, allow the action and the juices to flow. My suggestion is to be sober, but if you do take something to take the edge off, do not indulge to the point of not being in control of yourself and the situation. Also, do not be afraid to say no. If he tries to do something you are not ready to do, a simple, not that or not yet should have him moving onto something else. He will likely do the same. Good luck with that first hire.
  13. On the Twelfth day of Christmas my lover gave to me: 12 Rimmers rimming 11 Thumpers pumping 10 Subs a serving 9 Girthy inches 8 Gods a flexing 7 Geeks a laying 6 Studs a sucking 5 Gold cock rings 4 Limb restraints 3 French kisses 2 Jingling balls and His dick as hard as a tree Any other thoughts?
  14. Looked at the ad hoping to make some weak joke regarding laying Brix, but nothing there for me anyway. I prefer a Brickhouse instead we got a stack of legos.
  15. The gays take her to Madame Butterfly and Tonya specifically mentions to her assistant that Madame Butterfly dies. She is alway wearing diaphanous dresses or robes. Who else could be Madame Butterfly? Surprised her assistant was released at great personal peril by the "nephew". Also, with so many people shot on a boat outside a resort, how are the police letting people leave the country? One of the Characters, the Time Traveler's Wife actor, mentions next year in the Maldives. So our two core couples could be back now that both men have slept with the others wife. It seems that the most sexual tension in that foursome was between the two men. So Maldives could be the setting for those two and again a murder at the end or more likely both of them with the wives getting away with the money.
  16. As longs as members of team sports teams are men in a locker room, someone is bound to be uncomfortable if there is a whiff of gay in the air, because we all know how gosh durned irresistible all straight guys are, or so they believe.
  17. Well you are correct, they did not go for it, but I never did hire either one of them individually On the other hand, as it was, they received 400 dollars each for 2 hours in stead of 450 dollars each for 2 hours.
  18. Similar comments have been attributed to many different people, some of whom pre date Mr. Wilde, though he was a tremendously witty man, not sue he gets credit for this quip. I have seen attentions of credit for this starting at Gengis Khan and running up to Gore Vidal.
  19. In a related item, I once had a regular three way with a couple that worked together. At the time the going rate was 400 an hour. They individually charged 250 and hour. I proposed to the m that I wanted to hire one of them for an hour and then have the two of them together and then have the second one for an hour alone. 900 for three hours. rather than 2 hours for 800. They didn't go for it. My main reason for wanting to do that Was that I was very much into one guy who appealed to my kinkier side while the other guy gave a great blow job but kind of inhibited the kink. So I thought that I would get warmed up with the great BJ, start the kink with both of them and then finish off. in a wild ending with Mr. Kinky. I decided not to hire them individually as I felt a bit odd about only hiring Mr. Kinky and excluding Mr. BJ. . So my sexy and cost efficient plan never came to fruition.
  20. I have done this with only moderate success and so have opted to do three ways with guys who work together on a regular basis. However, when I did hire two separate guys, I asked each his rate for the encounter and paid each of them the higher fee. It seems only fair to me that each be paid equally, after all, it is not like I am hiring a man and a woman. Okay get out the brickbats.
  21. Paraphrasing someone. It is not enough to succeed, your friends must fail.
  22. We have met, granted in the most platonic of meetings, nothing as intimate as a home cooked meal, much to my remorse. So do I strike you as the kind of first generation Italian American who would regularly use store bought sauce. I used sauce as you did to avoid the entire, tired, gravy vs sauce debate. So, the sauce was to be bolognese. Best to use a fatty flavorful cut of meat such as flank, chuck. My mother used to mix veal or pork in with the beef, but I prefer the beef. (Small wonder why I love the beef.) I don't mind adding a veal bracciole though. For the sauce, I use fresh tomatoes. In the summer in New Jersey many people have lots of home grown tomatoes. I do use canned tomato paste, as my mother did. The sauce is simmered for hours and then the meat is added after a light saute in virgin olive oil. I try to use as little oil as possible as I do not want the oil tainting the flavor of the sauce but do want a insouciance of that flavor. For the braciole, whether it is to be veal or a properly hammered piece of firm tasty beef tenderized to perfection by my incessant hammering, I lightly coat the egg white dipped meal with a zesty bread crumb (my mother used to make her own bread crumbs from the heels of Italian bread or buying day old bread and then letting it get more stale for a few days and then grating it and adding basil, rosemary, oregano and a bit of garlic and onion). Add a dash and a half of paresean cheese and roll the meat around a hard boiled egg and tie off the meat. Make sure the meat is tightly bound straining against the restraint, as we do not want it escaping prematurely. The braciole is added to the sauce and allowed to simmer until it is tender. It is removed and left to cool while the sauce is still simmering and the water is boiling for the pasta. The braciole will be ready to be untied and perfectly tender to eat before or with the pasta. As with all fully appreciated meat, it is a delight to the tongue. So the short answer was Bolognese, home made. As it was, I bought a container of the deli made sauce and it was excellent.
  23. You would need a prescription for Cialis thought there are probably on line ways to get it with a "doctor" on line giving you the prescription and filling it with the on line pharmacy.
  24. Brandon Nimmo for 120 million for 6. I like him but seems a bit rich but hey with inflation with is only worth about 108 million in 2020 dollars.
  25. It actually was about 50 bags of pasta the vast majority of which were rigatoni, including the one I was carrying.
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