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My guess is the response one would get from an escort when correcting grammar in an escort ad, is also going to be the end result Go fuck yourself. When i was a lad, there was a cigarette commercial for Winston which stated Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. Their follow up ad, in response to the complaints of poor grammar in the ad asked: What do you want good grammar or good taste? My question to the OP is What do you want good grammar or good sex?

This is a completely different view. Sign off, for now. Your relationship with the subsequent escorts is more appropriate and healthier. If after a month or two, you are still longing for the one that got away, call. He will probably still be around and you will be a bit more experienced and a bit wiser to the ways of the hiring world. He may greet you as an old friend or he may barely remember you. You may want to become a regular or you may think: "Meh, what was I pining over?"

I loe muscular guys and pecs in particular. He seems like a hot guy but the pictures make him look like he has breasts rather than pecs. He should get rid of the wife beater pics and get some that a bit more flattering. On the other hand, if I get to NOLA I would try him out.

I hae a dog named Bonehead and I call him Bone or Bonehead. I was going to name him Boner but I enisioned say Boner Come at the dog park and decided it was not worth it. Bone gets no notice at the Dog Park but Bonehead almost always gets a chuckle. Unfortunately he was just diagnosed with a cancer that will likely take him from me soon. Going to enjoy him while I can. He has written a rewiew here. So you can check that out. DawidSF Please excuse the typos The letter after u is not working on my keyboard. Time to get a new one.

Louis Catorze Champs De Elysee Champ for short Bone Jour

Chien? Words for either sex Male Charles DeDog Female Bridget Bardog Merde

I think the way it is styled makes it look like some of that hair is right at the hairline, but I think it is actually a front comb of sorts. Either way, I opt on a nay and I would gladly watch him saunter to the team which is not my team.

If we are getting picky....and I am....looks like the telltale signs of hair transplant with the extremely straight hairline that looks like a game of connect the dots.

Ultimately I do remember most of the men I have had sex with and I am sure all of them remember me.

I love a good rough and tumble session, hot sweaty aggressive and maybe a bit safely dangerous. However, after all that, I expect my partner to be respectful of me personally and during I expect him to be respectful of my limits. Paradoxically to some, S and M requires mutual respect as a hallmark. Without the mutual respect if is just plain dangerous. Which is fine if you like that and are prepared for possible consequences.

So drop your pants and grab your fucking ankles so I can fuck you hard and put my cigarette out on your ass when I am done. Is that more your style?

Depends on how well he cleaned my pipes

One of our more knowledgable posters Truereview moved to Punta del Este Uruguay last year and he is opening a bar there on the beach.

I have a spare room and it is much cheaper than that. Ace also noted that he has a room at Canyon Club that he is giving up. Where there is a Will there is a Grace. And by the Grace of the Forum you Will be able to go if you so desire

Because he hates to be racist and the fact that she was black made him be racist. It is all her fault that he is doing something he hates, that is being racist. Now if she had had the courtesy to be a white woman, he would have hated to be sexist, but I digress.

I think it is a crime that I was not able to see you in those white jeans. I would have loved to have been the one to say: "Those jeans do nothing for you, so slip out of them and let me do something for you.".

A man made a video in which he offered dogs wafkers in Chicago !$100000 to buy their dog. Only one person said yes and his wife quickly overruled him. He even showed them the money. So would you sell your dog for a hundred grand?

OHHHH, the inhumanity

I wonder who broke his?

Well that was handy.

Wow This thread is making me feel as though I have really been picked on. I though my experience was average but apparently not.

Happiest of birthdays

How do you know they are Canadian eh?

I think of myself as having led a rather safe and protected life, yet in thinking back, I havz been a victim of crime on many occasions. The first time i was a victim of a crime, i was about 10 years old and i was lying on our couch late at night when a brick was thrown through the picture window of my home striking the lamp next to the couch and shattering it. The brick was likely meant for the house next door which had just been sold to black family, integrating our previously whites only neighborhood. Since then, i have been victimized numerous times. Robbed at knife point, pickpocketed by a street prostitute, car stolen twice, tires slashed, car broken into at least 4 times, one home break in, physically assaulted in a parking lot, employee embezzlement of more than $14500, stolen check, grab and dash wallet steal, stolen bike, hit and run damage to a new car i owned for 2 days (Jaguar convertible, was very sad, $20K worth oaf damage). All the while living in relatively safe middle to upper middle class neighborhoods and leading a law abiding life. We have all been victims of crime, but in retrospect, this seems often though none were particularly serious. How often have you been a victim of crime and to what severity?

I rarely wash my sheets, I simply use them and then buy new ones. Cheap linen at bed bath and beyond on sale. I like new sheets. I have gone the Egyptian cotton route with a set of $500 sheets. Thought it would be exquisite but they were just sheets. So just buy cheap ones often. I have loads and loads of sheets around the house. I cover some sofas with them when I am not home to try to keep the dogs from destroying the furniture. i have had mixed results with that. I use sheets to cover the wood and tile floors because my older dogs slip on the floors. Once they are soiled, I will wash those and then eventually toss them or use them for rags.