Kuppusami

Oof. So bad.  Dirty place smelled like litter box.  Amateur massage at best,  actually painful at times. 
 
Not an ounce of sensuality to the entire experience. Literally pretended like my inner thighs did not exist,  but did have a sick fascination with poking the sciatic nerve.
0 out of 5 stars. 
 

Oof. I'll give him points for originality. 
He asked for payment upfront,  which ordinarily is a turnoff for me,  but he was very handsome.  All the reviews about his winning personality are confusing,  because he's not very talkative not communicative,  and I tried in both English and Spanish. 
He started the massage with the massage gun,  which was clever,  but at the 20 minute mark I had to make it clear that I would prefer he use his hands. I believe he would have attempted to drill on me for the remainder of the hour if I had not spoken up. 
His deep tissue was well practiced and thumb heavy,  but overall decent. Sensual elements like body contact were sparse and clumsy. Like the therapist at massage envy took of this pants,  but didn't want to get in trouble.  And he'd finished his whole routine in under 10 minutes and was back to the gun again. 
The whole thing had an air of awkwardness and fumbling to it, and my biggest peeve of all,  he kept leaving the room. I ask him to use his hands he leaves the room. Comes back with cold jergins. He finishes his routine and leaves again,  presumably to wash his hands.  He asks me to roll over and leaves the room again. What on earth is so important out there?
He tried attempting upsell on the roll over, at halfway through the hour. The remainder of the hour was more inventive uses of the gun,  even on himself to rise to the occasion. 
Inventive, but repetitive. I'm sure that if I were in the market for an escort or hustler that we could have had more fun,  but the massage was shockingly bad for the price point. 
2/5 stars only because he is attractive,  but has a very basic knowledge of massage, and no machine or contraption can make up for a lack of sensuality and skill. At one point I tried to give instructions in both English and Spanish to help him improve,  but was met with a smile and a blank stare.
Your milage may very. 

Uff men. Maybe the best massage I've ever had. Seriously. Thank you guys for the recommendation.

Every garbage can had their lid,  I suppose. 

Every garbage can had their lid,  I suppose. 

Every garbage can had their lid,  I suppose. 

Lol,. He does seem to get stockier as you scroll through. 

One of their reviews claims to have spent 5000 for 20 minutes. Dubious.

Just an update to keep this relevant he's  currently in Orlando and had rebranded to AydenMagicHands. He offers a four hand with a guy called TravelingTantric. I was considering the four hand as a little treat, but given the feedback here I think I'll pass. 

Well that's a lovely anecdote. Do always live the renew your faith in humanity type of stories. 
Personally I would not pay for an Uber or cab. Leaves a paper trail, and sets a bad president for the next guy they wanna try it on. 
I have however picked up and dropped off providers on multiple occasions. 

Jeez! I've been reaching out to everyone who lists travel to the area,  and some who don't but are nearby for 2 weeks,  and the results have been dismal. 
I've had 2 responses:
Jakefromstatefarm whom has been strongly discouraged in reviews on here
and
SkinnyHot who quoted at 500 for 90 minutes. Lol
I'm beginning to think either I've been blacklisted or this town is a dry socket.

Now that's how it's done.  😆 🤣. 
If you're based on that alone. 

A bad president can be quite problematic…

Well that's a lovely anecdote. Do always live the renew your faith in humanity type of stories. 
Personally I would not pay for an Uber or cab. Leaves a paper trail, and sets a bad president for the next guy they wanna try it on. 
I have however picked up and dropped off providers on multiple occasions. 

that is why I also don't read the interview portion!......silly questions little better than the interview portion of a beauty pageant....
however, many here will remember Russ from Brooklyn's cynical replies to these tired questions....his witty and savvy answers turned that questionnaire upside-down! 
https://rentmen.eu/Russ_NYC/interview/
 

I rarely read the interviews on RM, but this one caught my eye.
The question is,  understanding that this is a 29 year old and English isn't their first language, would you hire or even consider hiring this person based on these answers?
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answers
Interview
What should others absolutely know about you?
Nothing
If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
You're in a great company lol
What are your greatest personal traits?
a cynical person
What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
le watch movies and go for a walk
How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
no reply
If you have to pick one thing that everyone else should absolutely know about you, what would it be?
I'm happy as I am without caring about other people's opinions,
Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
travel, buy clothes and accessories, gym, money,
What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
I am a young adventurer who likes to travel, see places and people, make friends, and maintain a healthy lifestyle, gym and nutrition
How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
I really like traveling, I travel a lot
What do you do for fun?
I travel and I really like bars
Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
leaving my country Brazil and coming to live here in the USA without knowing anyone and never having been here before and not even speaking the language lol
What makes you stand out from the crowd?
I really like eating healthy, taking care of my body
What is your ‘niche’?
I love programming at 2 bars, cinema, traveling, walking in the park.
What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
I don't have.
What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
I'm shy in some parts and bold in others
What do you enjoy most about yourself?
I like my way of being, and my body

Maybe but it’s the business he’s in. Of course the OP has the right to decline and the “masseur” has the right to not send photos (especially with the amount of time wasters he has to deal with), but it is interesting that he won’t send that stuff after having explicit conversations with the OP about services. 
 
I’ve not encountered this situation before personally. I may just cut my losses and move on to a different provider.

You're not being unreasonable Smyth your request,  but if that's something he's refusing or is uncomfortable with, just let him know it's a deal breaker and move on. 
He certainly shouldn't be offended by the question, and you certainly shouldn't feel bad for asking or refusing to hire him as a result. 
Plenty of fish in the sea. Someone who's willing to meet your criteria is just a few clicks away. 

Well that's a lovely anecdote. Do always live the renew your faith in humanity type of stories. 
Personally I would not pay for an Uber or cab. Leaves a paper trail, and sets a bad president for the next guy they wanna try it on. 
I have however picked up and dropped off providers on multiple occasions. 

You're not being unreasonable Smyth your request,  but if that's something he's refusing or is uncomfortable with, just let him know it's a deal breaker and move on. 
He certainly shouldn't be offended by the question, and you certainly shouldn't feel bad for asking or refusing to hire him as a result. 
Plenty of fish in the sea. Someone who's willing to meet your criteria is just a few clicks away. 

Nope, certainly can't blame him,  but i would also suggest another source of income too. 
Can't make your money selling your dick,  but be too shy to show it to potential clients. 
That's for sure a pass from me. 

Nope, certainly can't blame him,  but i would also suggest another source of income too. 
Can't make your money selling your dick,  but be too shy to show it to potential clients. 
That's for sure a pass from me. 

You're not being unreasonable Smyth your request,  but if that's something he's refusing or is uncomfortable with, just let him know it's a deal breaker and move on. 
He certainly shouldn't be offended by the question, and you certainly shouldn't feel bad for asking or refusing to hire him as a result. 
Plenty of fish in the sea. Someone who's willing to meet your criteria is just a few clicks away. 

He has every right to withhold the photos and you have every right to not hire him for doing so. Neither position is unreasonable.  

Personally,  I don't try to haggle. If I ask for a rate, and it's more than I'm willing to pay,  I just say so and move on.  I very rarely reconsider when the rate lowers as a counter offer and for the most part have regretted it when I do. Plenty of fish in the sea.