Jake Brake, I am new here. Give me a brake!

[Jake Brake]

New to escorting, and feeling the waters here. Any do's and don'ts appreciated.

Profile coming, this is a lively crowd I can see.

[MichiganMan]

You mean Give me a BREAK!

[+ poolboy48220]

Give the man his pun :-)

[MileHigh]

@Jake Brake where are you escorting? What city??

[DR FREUD]

A picture for your Avatar would help us all out.

[MikeBiDude]

 

[gallahadesquire]

And they're off!

 

 

[rvwnsd]

New to escorting, and feeling the waters here. Any do's and don'ts appreciated.

Profile coming, this is a lively crowd I can see.

Welcome.

 

A couple of suggestions:

 

1. Create a signature that features your contact info. You may do so on the Information tab of your profile
   
2. Once your rent.men, rentboy.pro, etc ads are complete, include links to them in your signature
   
3. Have fun!
   

[+ azdr0710]

Welcome to the forum. Don't take it too seriously - here in the forum and in life in general!

 

Read through much of the 'Ask An Escort' subforum here. Be ready for jerky clients at times. Always be safe and trust your instincts.

 

Lots of hints available. Do you already know others who can help you with experience?

[+ PapaTony]

New to escorting, and feeling the waters here. Any do's and don'ts appreciated.

Profile coming, this is a lively crowd I can see.

 

New to escorting!? At 51 I’m not sure if you’re new to hiring or new to providing.

[bigvalboy]

New to escorting, and feeling the waters here. Any do's and don'ts appreciated.

Profile coming, this is a lively crowd I can see.

 

My only advice would be:

 

No age shaving

No endless selfies

No Confederate flags

No politics

No flipping the bird

No headless horseman photos

No attitude

No flakes

No upsell

No not showing up

No money up front

No cheap motels

No bad neighborhoods

No fake stats

No PNP

No "Ask Me"

No restrictions on ethnicity

No restrictions on client stats

No bad grammar

No misspellings

No bashing other escorts

 

Other than that, have fun, and...

 

*Be nice and respectful

Edited March 21, 2018 by bigvalboy

[gallahadesquire]

In this vein, I would suggest the prime guideline for the website quora.com:

 

Be nice; be respectful.

My only advice would be:

 

No age shaving

No endless selfies

No Confederate flags

No flipping the bird

No headless horseman photos

No attitude

No fake stats

Be nice and respectful

 

My 2 cents...

 

Have fun

[Jake Brake]

Well I thank you all, and particularly those that picked up my pun. I've been very busy cruising the South Pacific with a client, he tells me I look like George Clooney, and I DO.

 

So here's the question: What escort's playbook do you think I should use???

[Rick Munroe]

Terrific, now I've got that damn Kit Kat song stuck in my head.

[bigvalboy]

Well I thank you all, and particularly those that picked up my pun. I've been very busy cruising the South Pacific with a client, he tells me I look like George Clooney, and I DO.

 

So here's the question: What escort's playbook do you think I should use???

 

Well there was this one kid, forget his name now, but last I heard he was selling Audi's at some dealership out Orlando way, but...back in the day, he was all that and a bag of chips.

[+ purplekow]

Well there was this one kid, forget his name now, but last I heard he was selling Audi's at some dealership out Orlando way, but...back in the day, he was all that and a bag of chips.

I assume it was back when people actually used the expression all that and a bag of chips. Well I gotta go 23 Skidoo.

[bigvalboy]

I assume it was back when people actually used the expression all that and a bag of chips. Well I gotta go 23 Skidoo.

 

https://www.quora.com/Where-does-the-the-phrase-all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips-come-from

 

The dates appear to be accurate, but like so many escorts out there, he's an age shaver, so who knows how long ago it really was...

Edited April 5, 2018 by bigvalboy

[MisterMike]

Terrific, now I've got that damn Kit Kat song stuck in my head.

Hilarious.

 

FWIW - when you click the link in your signature it doesn't take you to the right address.

 

http://rentmen.com/munroeandross instead it directs you to http://rentmen.com/munroeross

[wklucas]

Hilarious.

 

FWIW - when you click the link in your signature it doesn't take you to the right address.

 

http://rentmen.com/munroeandross instead it directs you to http://rentmen.com/munroeross

 

munroe's link begins with "http" instead of the correct "https"......so here's a working link to his ad.....

 

https://rent.men/munroeandross

[MisterMike]

munroe's link begins with "http" instead of the correct "https"......so here's a working link to his ad.....

 

https://rent.men/munroeandross

I had no trouble finding it. Just wanted him to know that clicking the link in his signature does not lead to the intended destination.

 

Go ahead @wklucas give it a click. We'll wait.

[MikeBiDude]

I had no trouble finding it. Just wanted him to know that clicking the link in his signature does not lead to the intended destination.

 

Go ahead @wklucas give it a click. We'll wait.

Is it not supposed to lead to his Rentmen ad? Because it does for me?

[Rick Munroe]

Fixed it.

[wklucas]

Fixed it.

 

You're welcome.....now please tell @MisterMike to go F*CK herself.....mucho gracias.

[Jake Brake]

Again, thanks for all your input.

Before I post my profile, which escort should I emulate?

[Rick Munroe]

which escort should I emulate?

 

http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server4900/364bb/products/108379/images/75146/289630__61966.1342527420.380.500.jpg?c=2