I love a good pun...

[samhexum]

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[samhexum]

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[samhexum]

 

[samhexum]

NY DAILY NEWS: A Chanukah miracle: Upper West Side Zabar’s selling latkes like hot cakes

 

[samhexum]

NY DAILY NEWS: A Chanukah miracle: Upper West Side Zabar’s selling latkes like hot cakes

 

[Penn7]

I’m getting distracted from the puns because of samhexum’s profile photo!

[Penn7]

I’m getting distracted from the puns because of samhexum’s profile photo!

[samhexum]

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[+ poolboy48220]

I’m getting distracted from the puns because of samhexum’s profile photo!

That's the late Jon-Erix Hexum. I lusted after him too. Very sad story... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum

[Penn7]

That's the late Jon-Erix Hexum. I lusted after him too. Very sad story... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum

Ahh I remember him now.

[samhexum]

 

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[samhexum]

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[samhexum]

 

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[samhexum]

DEAR ABBY: I'm a truck driver who is on the road for weeks at a time. My girlfriend got a new job and is working every day. On the weekends she goes out to bars.

 

I feel jealous because I'm working and even when I can get a weekend to be with her, she doesn't want to be intimate. Also she promises to call me but rarely does. Should I just end it? I've been married twice and thought we would be a couple and marry. I don't know what I should do. -- ON THE ROAD

 

DEAR ON THE ROAD: Allow me to steer you in the right direction. You are apart from this woman weeks at a time, and when you do manage to be together, she isn't interested in intimacy. After promising to stay in closer touch with you, she fails to follow through. This should tell you that when you're out of sight, you're not on her mind.

 

Take the hint. End the "romance" -- what little there is of it. Then thank your lucky stars she isn't your wife, and you're not heading to divorce court for a third time. lucky they don't have minimum IQ standards to be a trucker.

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

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Edited December 22, 2020 by samhexum

[samhexum]

Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

At 12:01 a.m. tomorrow morning (Friday, January 1) we will be able to say 2020 is hindsight.

[mike carey]

For some of us it already is!And warm and sunny at the moment. So far so good. (Apart from state borders in this country being slammed shut again.)

[samhexum]

 

 

 

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Auguste Rodin (12 November 1840 – 17 November 1917) was a French sculptor generally considered the founder of modern sculpture. He is known for such sculptures as The Thinker, The Kiss, The Burghers of Calais, and The Gates of Hell.

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Edited December 2, 2021 by samhexum
Just for the hell of it.

[+ Lucky]

I’m getting distracted from the puns because of samhexum’s profile photo!

Since @samhexum has described his own physical condition, it's easy to ignore the avatar.

[samhexum]

 

 

 

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