I love a good pun...

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17 minutes ago, jeezopete said:

The joke is actually 'Lawrence Welk', not 'the drummer'.

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Why are many of the cartoons copyrighted?

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29 minutes ago, Lucky said:

Why are many of the cartoons copyrighted?

I don't get the pun.

 

[samhexum]

I LOVE A VISUAL PUN (OR TWO):

 

 

 

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Big duck energy! World’s largest rubber ducky lands in New York this week

The world’s largest rubber ducky — a six-story tall inflatable social media darling —  is waddling her way to New York this week.

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57 minutes ago, samhexum said:

 

Big duck energy! World’s largest rubber ducky lands in New York this week

The world’s largest rubber ducky — a six-story tall inflatable social media darling —  is waddling her way to New York this week.

No intent to throw shade, but it looks more like a baby chick to me.

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White collar crime: NY conman cleric used $650K in phony charity donations to fund lavish lifestyle, plastic surgery

There was a whole lot of monk-y business going on.

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[samhexum]

On 8/25/2024 at 2:06 AM, samhexum said:

White collar crime: NY conman cleric used $650K in phony charity donations to fund lavish lifestyle, plastic surgery

There was a whole lot of monk-y business going on.

Frock of s–t Friar ‘Tummy Tuck’ who spent $650K in phony charity donations on lavish lifestyle stripped of ‘priestly faculties’

The Archdiocese of New York has stripped suspected crooked cleric Father Pawl Bielecki of his “priestly faculties,” officials said.

 

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Because perfection is my middle name. (I don't actually have one, but 'perfection' fits.)

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Senator Addabbo partners w/ Taxi & Limo Commission to host Van Hailin’ resource event for drivers

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAAXyUHO-FV/?igsh=MWRtcjhhc2tpazJiMA==

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A story that will sadden @pubic_assistance:

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare

A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

Crews were stuck with a job they did not relish — rolling up the scattered tube steaks for disposal.

“Once those leave the truck and hit the road, that’s all garbage, and it’s still pretty warm,” Shrewsbury Fire Company Chief Brad Dauberman said.

State police said the tractor trailer had an unspecified mechanical problem on Interstate 83 a few miles north of the Maryland line as morning rush hour was wrapping up, causing it to push into a passenger vehicle. When the truck scraped along a concrete divider, its trailer was ripped open and the contents scattered.

Four people required medical attention, Dauberman said, for injuries that police said were not life-threatening.

A front-end loader was used to scoop up the hot dogs and drop them into a dump truck.

Dauberman said emergency crews couldn't help but see the humor in the situation, and his daughter texted him a photo of a hot dog-themed T-shirt.

'Hot dog are very slippery:' 4 injured in Pennsylvania highway spill

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A truckload of hot dogs has spilled across a Pennsylvania highway after a crash, clogging the road toward the end...

 

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13 hours ago, samhexum said:

A front-end loader was used to scoop up the hot dogs and drop them into a dump truck.

No doubt, they will wash them off and repackage them for sale next week. 

 

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DO THEY HELP YOU UNDERSTAND POP ART?