Powerball

[Kevin Slater]

Just a heads up that all you sons of bitches can prepare to kiss my skinny white ass goodbye: I bought a ticket for tonight's $535 million powerball. On the off chance I don't win, you may disregard this post.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ oldNbusted]

Too late, I already bought the winning ticket.

[Kevin Slater]

Too late, I already bought the winning ticket.

 

Have I mentioned how much I've always liked you?

 

Kevin Slater

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

@Kevin Slater - shouldn't you at least have a going out of business sale for your customers?

[Guy Fawkes]

Buying the winning ticket and sending it to Daddy would be a nice gesture!

[BasketBaller]

Let's not forget that if more than one player has the winning numbers, they'll split the jackpot. Plenty for all!

[Kevin Slater]

Shit, I only got the five numbers but missed the 'quick pick'.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Keith30309]

Shit, I only got the five numbers but missed the 'quick pick'.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ stevenkesslar]

Just a heads up that all you sons of bitches can prepare to kiss my skinny white ass goodbye: I bought a ticket for tonight's $535 million powerball. On the off chance I don't win, you may disregard this post.

 

Kevin Slater

 

Great, Kevin.

 

Just what we need.

 

Another arrogant New Yorker who thinks he wins every time.

 

[Kevin Slater]

I bought a ticket for tonight's $535 million powerball.

 

And it's a good thing I did, too, cuz otherwise the prize woulda been $534,999,998 (which is a bitch to type).

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Funguy]

Oh. Geez!

Funguy got all the numbers!

Gonna be a hot time tonight!

[BabyBoomer]

No winner.

 

Jackpot for Wednesday 08/23 is now $650 million.

~Boomer~

[Kevin Slater]

No winner.

 

Jackpot for Wednesday 08/23 is now $650 million.

~Boomer~

 

See, that proves @oldNbusted is a filthy rotten liar, but I may still not be.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ SundayZip]

I'm gonna buy me a powerball ticket today just so I can participate in this thread.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Fun news - I had all the numbers. Unfortunately they were on five different rows......

[+ PapaTony]

I checked my ticket in the scanner at the 7-11 which responded; "sorry, not a winner" so I asked the clerk for my money back - "this ticket didn't work"

[+ oldNbusted]

See, that proves @oldNbusted is a filthy rotten liar, but I may still not be.

 

I've been BUSTED! :eek:

[IndyGuy]

Kevin that did actually make me laugh out loud ...

[+ Charlie]

Just a heads up that all you sons of bitches can prepare to kiss my skinny white ass goodbye: I bought a ticket for tonight's $535 million powerball. On the off chance I don't win, you may disregard this post.

 

Kevin Slater

If I win, I will kiss your skinny white ass hello.

[+ Funguy]

Well - I STILL had a hot time last night!

[BabyBoomer]

UPDATE:

The estimated Powerball jackpot is now $700 million.

~Boomer~

[+ SundayZip]

This was the second time I bought a powerball ticket and the second time I didn't win! How can that be possible? It must be a scam... Fake Lottery!

[bobchitown]

I'm posting so you can assume I didn't win. Last night brought me down to zero. I had a few bucks left in my online account from a previous small win. Bet them all and lost.

[BasketBaller]

This was the second time I bought a powerball ticket and the second time I didn't win! How can that be possible? It must be a scam... Fake Lottery!

Totally fake! It was the third time I've played and lost, it must be rigged!

[bigvalboy]

Heading to Massachusetts to go see my new gurl-friend Mavis...