Fin Fang Foom Is Shocked - SHOCKED!

[trilingual]

>No, genius, the purpose of insurance isn't to enable fags to

>offend everyone by fucking in public.

 

And watch who YOU'RE calling a fag!!! Your own kettle is positively beige, in case you hadn't noticed! }(

[ErikMcAlister]

Well, she took her marbles & marched away.

[taylorky]

>>No, genius, the purpose of insurance isn't to enable fags

>to

>>offend everyone by fucking in public.

>

>And watch who YOU'RE calling a fag!!! Your own kettle is

>positively beige, in case you hadn't noticed! }(

 

 

what the hell else would you call someone that either can't or won't show the common decency to at least wait until they get home to start with the monkey sex.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

I took out the tri it part, just for you. But, do you seriously think that there is some kind of right to have sex in the steamroom?

[trilingual]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>PLEASE cite the section of the Louisiana Criminal Code you

>allege that I've violated.

 

Honey, it's been YEARS since I saw the light and dropped out of a Louisiana law school. But prostitution is still illegal there. I'll leave it to the NOPD and the D.A. to come up with the current Criminal Code citations. But if you're living under the illusion that you're earning your living LEGALLY you're living in a Mardi Gras fantasy world! I sincerely doubt that any Louisiana court, or jury, even in New Orleans, would buy your argument that you're only selling your time as an "escort." They've heard it all before! Wake up and smell the coffee, possum, and have a beignet to go with it!

[taylorky]

>You know what, I'm changing my response. I realize now that

>alot of the guys on this board are just not very interesting.

>In fact, there's just alot of judgmental assholes around,

>especially considering this is a board on a website for hiring

>escorts. So you can just be right, since that seems to be all

>you live for.

>

>

>So like Cartman says: "SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOIN' HOME"

>

>

>

bye bye.

ummmmm try to keep it in yer pants till you get there.

 

hmmm to lil' jake the only interesting people are those like him...without self control or respect for others.

[trilingual]

>what the hell else would you call someone that either can't or

>won't show the common decency to at least wait until they get

>home to start with the monkey sex.

 

Honestly, kids these days. They just don't have a CLUE as to what fun is all about!!! :-(

 

But in that case, I guess you can start calling everyone else here a fag, too, because their sexual tastes are different than yours. Of course, we can do the same to you. So there!!!

[joel304]

Exactly. Does gay always have to be equated with public, random sex acts. Jesus. Let's denounce this shit. It's a gym. Are gay owned and frequented restaurants expected to have servers blowing customers under the table?

[joel304]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

For once, Erik and I agree.

[joel304]

OMG. Erik and I agree again. This guy should be tossed out of a GYM for what? Not wanting to participate in, and/or witness public sex? This would only bolster his complaint. Stupid.

[ErikMcAlister]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>Honey, it's been YEARS since I saw the light and dropped out

>of a Louisiana law school. But prostitution is still illegal

>there.

 

You said "escorting" and that's not against the law.

 

>But if you're living

>under the illusion that you're earning your living LEGALLY

 

You really wouldn't know anything about how I earn a living, would you?

 

>I sincerely

>doubt that any Louisiana court, or jury, even in New Orleans,

>would buy your argument that you're only selling your time as

>an "escort."

 

You're the one who used the word "escorting" though.

[trilingual]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>I took out the tri it part, just for you. But, do you

>seriously think that there is some kind of right to have sex

>in the steamroom?

 

Thank you. Of course I don't think there's a "right" to have sex in the steamroom. But until a year or so ago, I didn't have the "right" to even have sex in deepest, darkest privacy in my home state!!! That certainly didn't stop me from having gay sex!!! Like many (but obviously not all) of us, I grew up and came out at a time when being gay was being a sexual outlaw, and we didn't really give a flying fuck about the law or blue-stocking morality. Those were the glorious days of the "trucks" and the Central Park Rambles, of the subway T-rooms and the thrilling johns at Grand Central and Penn Station, of wide-open sex in the backrooms of bars and right out in front of everybody at Lafitte's during Mardi Gras, not to mention the "nature walks" in the meat rack at Cherry Grove, or behind the rocks at San Gregorio or Land's End. And I'm sure I'm not the only poster here who partook of such scenes. I'm still stunned, though, by the endless judgmental outpourings here by guys who are also being sexual outlaws by hiring male prostitutes in countries where that's still VERY illegal!!!

 

If something's not your thing, fine! But condemning and judging everyone else who DOES enjoy something you don't is way out of line, especially on this website. (The ONLY exception to this is pedophilia, which, as a board policy, we condemn.) It's quite all right to say that some sexual behaviors or preferences don't ring your chimes. But when you start getting holier-than-Thou about other M4Mers' sexual tastes you're being as big a hypocrite as the Pope!!! And, guys, that is totally NOT attractive!!!

[trilingual]

Joel, you're smarter than that. This guy wasn't being tossed out of the gym. He didn't like what he saw, asked for his money back, and was given a hard time. Big difference. If they'd just refunded his money and said "I'm sorry, sir, that we couldn't meet your needs, but you might want to check out X gym which I think you'd like more" that would have been the end of it.

[ErikMcAlister]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

You think there's no difference between hiring a prostitute & doing something in the private, on the one hand, and fucking in public, where the sex is foisted upon people who HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO IT?

[joel304]

I was quoting another poster that referenced throwing him out because it's a private gym.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

"If something's not your thing, fine!"

 

Yes, some slob shooting a load in my face or in my direction while I am in the steamroom is not my thing. Sitting in some asshole's load is not either, whether he has just came or just pooped, it doesn't matter! Do you like to step on shit? Neither do I.

[trilingual]

>Exactly. Does gay always have to be equated with public,

>random sex acts. Jesus. Let's denounce this shit. It's a

>gym. Are gay owned and frequented restaurants expected to

>have servers blowing customers under the table?

 

Por favor!!! They're not EXPECTED to, but it would be a helluva marketing gimmick!!! :7

However, I'm sure that there have been under-the-table blow jobs over the years (usually between customers) in restaurants both gay and straight. And goodness knows there have been those occasional thrilling encounters in a restaurant restroom that ended up in a few minutes of hot and heavy breathing in a locked stall. . .

 

What's going on here, anyway? Do all you judgmental "escort"-hiring posters only have sex in your own bedrooms, with the shades drawn and the lights off, with only ONE other person and only in the missionary position? Why do I somehow doubt that? }(

[+ nycman]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>You said "escorting" and that's not against the law.

 

Tiger...when somebody's dick is up somebody's asshole...it's no longer "escorting"...it's prostitution.

 

Even in Louisiana…..

[trilingual]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>You're the one who used the word "escorting" though.

 

Actually, I said "prostitution." That's how you earn your living. You can use any euphemism you like (and I usually use the less-pejorative "escorting" myself) but from a legal standpoint what you're engaged in is prostitution. And in every U.S. state but Nevada it's a crime.

 

I strongly suggest you learn to read more carefully and to quote more accurately. You'll find it a big help in getting through law school and in your later career (assuming you're never convicted for "escorting" and barred from being a lawyer).

[trilingual]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>Yes, some slob shooting a load in my face or in my direction

>while I am in the steamroom is not my thing. Sitting in some

>asshole's load is not either, whether he has just came or just

>pooped, it doesn't matter! Do you like to step on shit?

>Neither do I.

 

I think your imagination is unusually active tonight. I've spent years going to saunas and steamrooms in gay bath houses where the whole purpose was to have sex and I've NEVER had "some slob shooting a load in my face or in my direction while I am in the steamroom." Unless, of course, the "slob" and I were going at each other hot and heavy!

 

I also don't think I've ever sat in someone's load in such circumstances, although I may have stepped in it unwittingly. However, that's why the baths furnish flip-flops, and they all have showers and soap. Last time I looked, cum washes right away with water and soap! And I've NEVER seen anyone's poop in a bathhouse. I personally don't like stepping in shit (an ever-present urban problem in today's world) but it's one of the reasons I wear shoes (or flip-flops at the baths) and again, a little soap and water takes care of any problems. But hey, if this is what some people think happens all the time in steamrooms, they should feel free not to go! They should kindly let other people have their fun, however, without passing judgment on them! After all, they might think the stuff YOU like to do is revolting! Did you ever think of that?

[trilingual]

Yeah, well that poster must have gone to the same business and charm schools as the idiots who wouldn't give the poor guy's money back!

[trilingual]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>You think there's no difference between hiring a prostitute &

>doing something in the private, on the one hand, and fucking

>in public, where the sex is foisted upon people who HAVE NOT

>CONSENTED TO IT?

 

There is absolutely no difference. Both things are illegal. But as for this kind of public sex (which in the case that started this discussion took place in a well-known gay establishment) the sex wasn't exactly being "foisted," and if you don't want to see it all you have to do is turn away. The last I noticed, there was no general "right" to be preserved from everything you think is unpleasant or not to your taste.

 

By the way, there's no information that the squeamish shnook in this case was being invited to join the sex, although he CLAIMS to have been cruised on at least one occasion from which he fled, so there is no issue of consent. Many of us have been witnesses to other kinds of crime, but does that give us a right of action just because we saw something we didn't like (or worse, found horrifying, in the case of a vicious beating or murder)? I don't think so.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

"After all, they might think the stuff YOU like to do is revolting! Did you ever think of that?"

 

Yeah, it is so revolting to want to use the steamroom for its original purpose. Tri it!

[ErikMcAlister]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

Creampuff, do you have any actual knowledge about anything I do?

[ErikMcAlister]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Is (fill in the blank)

 

>>You're the one who used the word "escorting" though.

>

>Actually, I said "prostitution."

 

You are a LIAR!

"Clients, please take the advice of "ErikMcAlister" and do EXACTLY the same thing the next time you find him escorting! "

 

What word did you use?

EXACTLY!

 

>I strongly suggest you learn to read more carefully and to

>quote more accurately.

 

I just quoted YOU.

 

>You'll find it a big help in getting

>through law school and in your later career (assuming you're

>never convicted for "escorting" and barred from being a

>lawyer).

 

I strongly suggest that YOU get your facts straight before you pull out the same, old, TIRED I'm-Tri-I-know-EVERYTHING-and-act-like-a-pompous-QUEEN-all-the-time number.

 

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