The Cable Guy?

[NuSingle]

The HVAC service guy (a really cute Hispanic bear) just left. He wanted to show me what was going on with the unit and was extremely talkative. We were standing on the attic ladder (him above me with his crotch in my face) for awhile and my mind was racing with fantasy.

As he was leaving he wanted me to know the number he called from earlier to let me know he was on his way is his personal one and to feel free to call if I had any concerns or follow up questions. I'm so shy I could never (damnit)

[Mount N Do]

Step it up man. That was an invitation. Just say "dude, it was hot before you got here. It's hotter now".

[NuSingle]

Step it up man. That was an invitation. Just say "dude, it was hot before you got here. It's hotter now".

See, that's a great line and one I'd never come up with. Being shy also comes with having absolutely no game.

[Mount N Do]

No worries man. Just be yourself. Believe it or not that genuineness is transparent. Even if there's a little shyness. Your game? You can develop it. Just believe in yourself. Dude clearly liked something or he wouldn't have dropped the innuendo. Course he coulda been practicing goods customer service. Take the chance man, nothing ventured nothing gained. What's the worst he could say? I'm sorry, you misunderstood. Then you just say "damn, not as sorry as I am". He might even be flattered.

[Mount N Do]

And you're leaving that last line open to interpretation and additional chatter. It could mean you regret that you misunderstood or it could be a little self deprecation, which ALWAYS assists in self preservation. Life is only as hard as you make it.

[DMICS]

Ballsy

 

Touching again on being ballsy lol....a recent, and probably far fetched situation has arrived.

 

This semi-pro rugby team from down under are in town for a few weeks. Doing my research I saw that a good percentage of players on semi-pro teams are guys with regular jobs and play the sport on the side. And in some cases, players that don't hit the field don't get paid (keep this in mind).

 

Anyways, with good digging and a few clever tactics I got email contacts for most of the players on the team. Now I've always had a thing for rugby players. Was thinking to email the players individually and offer $ for a session and see who takes the bait.

 

Good? Bad? anyone with experience or knowledge of rugby players sexual habits or urges on the road?

[+ José Soplanucas]

Touching again on being ballsy lol....a recent, and probably far fetched situation has arrived.

 

This semi-pro rugby team from down under are in town for a few weeks. Doing my research I saw that a good percentage of players on semi-pro teams are guys with regular jobs and play the sport on the side. And in some cases, players that don't hit the field don't get paid (keep this in mind).

 

Anyways, with good digging and a few clever tactics I got email contacts for most of the players on the team. Now I've always had a thing for rugby players. Was thinking to email the players individually and offer $ for a session and see who takes the bait.

 

Good? Bad? anyone with experience or knowledge of rugby players sexual habits or urges on the road?

 

Rugby players, I think just as most sports, are probably pretty homophobic (which we know probably means they are having secret fantasies). My concern is that if you send these emails to many of them, they may talk about it, an they may set you an ambush.

It is an interesting idea. I would list them from my first to my last choice and would send the email with at least 2 weeks intervals.

Keep us posted whatever you decide to do.

[wklucas]

"""Rugby players, I think just as most sports, are probably pretty homophobic (which we know probably means they are having secret fantasies)."""

 

I would step up to the plate to help fulfill any fantasies that Kevin Pillar surely has then.....

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2017/05/18/blue-jays-suspend-kevin-pillar-two-games-homophobic-slur/101840364/

 

http://www.rocketsports-ent.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/3-15-15Kevin-Pillar-jays2-078.jpg

[BaronArtz]

I had a fling like that with my UPS delivery guy. Mid twenties, swarthy, nice biceps and pecs showing through his UPS shirt. Had a crush on him for a while. I ordered something from Amazon. When he delivered the package, I opened the door in my underwear. Then I said 'I would like to give you a tip, but my wallet is in the bedroom. Mind coming in?'. That's all it took.

 

The person who is really amazing at it, is our fellow board member @hornytwells. He has a porn movie playing in his apartment when the Mexican food delivery guys deliver his dinner. Depending on how they 'react' to the porn being played, he makes his move. With success, usually ...

[LoveNDino]

The young man at the local cinema's concession stand. I go to a Sunday AM show every week just to see him.

[hornytwells]

I had a fling like that with my UPS delivery guy. Mid twenties, swarthy, nice biceps and pecs showing through his UPS shirt. Had a crush on him for a while. I ordered something from Amazon. When he delivered the package, I opened the door in my underwear. Then I said 'I would like to give you a tip, but my wallet is in the bedroom. Mind coming in?'. That's all it took.

 

The person who is really amazing at it, is our fellow board member @hornytwells. He has a porn movie playing in his apartment when the Mexican food delivery guys deliver his dinner. Depending on how they 'react' to the porn being played, he makes his move. With success, usually ...

I, as you know, have had a 70 per cent success rate with that strategy, which works with straight porn on, so they dont get too freaked out, I notice that if they react to the porn, I always get something, from JO session to sometimes a lot more, If they dont react to the porn then I dont make any suggestions. I also strategically have the porn on my computer, which is reflected in my glass photo frames on the opposite wall, so they can see the reflection on the wall as they stand at the door, that way it's less obvious......... It worked for me so many times!!

[MikeBiDude]

I had a fling like that with my UPS delivery guy. Mid twenties, swarthy, nice biceps and pecs showing through his UPS shirt. Had a crush on him for a while. I ordered something from Amazon. When he delivered the package, I opened the door in my underwear. Then I said 'I would like to give you a tip, but my wallet is in the bedroom. Mind coming in?'. That's all it took.

 

The person who is really amazing at it, is our fellow board member @hornytwells. He has a porn movie playing in his apartment when the Mexican food delivery guys deliver his dinner. Depending on how they 'react' to the porn being played, he makes his move. With success, usually ...

I'm currently in the heavy flirting stage with my regular UPS driver. Fingers crossed it's going well so far...

[Bayman4Fun]

It occurs to me... I have some pool repair work scheduled, and repair guy definitely catches my attention. I have no idea if he's straight or gay. Know nothing about him. But he's going to be working outside my back door for several days.

 

Im in suburbia. I'm long past concerns about people knowing I'm gay. But I don't want it out there that I'm the creepy guy trying to seduce local tradesman.

 

Seriously, this guy is built like a tank... it's not a major concern, he seems friendly.... But if I touch some nerve, I suppose there's tiny potential for danger.

 

Any creative strategies anyone's used in these scenarios? How to open the subject, without just feeling cheesy?

[+ Funguy]

Walk out to your pool wearing only a towel, sort of low.

[Bayman4Fun]

Walk out to your pool wearing only a towel, sort of low.

That could work someday if I liked the pool guy. This is the repair guy... replacing a skimmer, doing some concrete coping work. First thing, he drains the pool 1/3.... so there's no believable reason for me to be out there in a towel.

 

Plus, I'm not really the type of guy to use that method.... http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_man_sitting.jpg

[MikeBiDude]

That could work someday if I liked the pool guy. This is the repair guy... replacing a skimmer, doing some concrete coping work. First thing, he drains the pool 1/3.... so there's no believable reason for me to be out there in a towel.

 

Plus, I'm not really the type of guy to use that method.... http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_man_sitting.jpg

Use the hornytwells strategy, put some str8 porn on...in the kitchen? Nearby? Invite him in for a glass water, or to help move a piece of furniture, check an appliance?

[Bayman4Fun]

Hmm. Worth a try

[MikeBiDude]

Hmm. Worth a try

It works....sometimes on room service/bellmen boys but that's tougher...you can't guarantee who's coming to the door

[nate_sf]

Pool guy, pool guy... I think maybe I first saw this somewhere here on the Forum?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0

[mike carey]

Pool guy, pool guy... I think maybe I first saw this somewhere here on the Forum?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0

When I was at the football in Sydney a couple of weeks ago they ran that ad on the big screen at the ground.

[sincitymix]

That could work someday if I liked the pool guy. This is the repair guy... replacing a skimmer, doing some concrete coping work. First thing, he drains the pool 1/3.... so there's no believable reason for me to be out there in a towel.

 

Plus, I'm not really the type of guy to use that method.... http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_man_sitting.jpg

 

keep breaking something so he keeps coming back. then if he doesnt take the hint, break something while he is standing there. oops. looks like its broke again. or hell just throw something in the pool and tell him the water is now broken

[bostonman]

A guy (non-escort) answered my ad on Craigslist today. He was in my area, wanted to get sucked off - we did all the usual banter, traded pics, etc - and we decided to meet.

 

Imagine my surprise when I opened the door and saw him in an "Xfinity" jacket, and with an ID tag on his slacks. And yes, he was the real deal - he really was a "cable guy." I joked with him about it and said I had always thought it would be hot to make it with a guy like him. I don't know if he was actually on duty or had some extra time off, but at that moment the specifics didn't matter lol.

 

It was cool. Nothing really more than a blow job session, though he was good at showing me some affection (which always makes a huge difference to me). Nice guy, decent looking, married but likes guys on the side, mid-30's, average uncut cock that swelled to a nice thickness - he didn't last too too long but I was hungry lol. A very satisfying snack.

 

We both talked about doing it again - I hope we do. Can never tell with these quickie hookups.

 

But at least now I can actually say I did it with the cable guy...even if he wasn't actually here on the job, lol.