What's your male stripper name?

[rvwnsd]

I had always heard that your stripper name was

First Name - the name of your first pet

Last Name - The street name where you lived as a child

I heard that was your drag name, too. Mine would be Snooper Nashville.

[+ Truereview]

True in drag? That's a kinda disturbing thought!!

Gurrrrl, Mignon (my drag alter ego) tries to rock anything she wears ⬇️

Snap, snap, snap...in Z formation!

[beachboy]

Gurrrrl, Mignon (my drag alter ego) tries to rock anything she wears ⬇️

Snap, snap, snap...in Z formation!

And does she go commando in her kilt?!

[+ Truereview]

And does she go commando in her kilt?!

Yes, but a True lady always tucks it in.

[beachboy]

Yes, but a True lady always tucks it in.

I'm wondering what she tucks it into if she goes commando, but maybe I shouldn't ask!!

[bobchitown]

Ranger Long Dong.

[+ Charlie]

I don't think I would get many dollar bills shoved into my jock strap if I used Muffy as my first name.

[+ glennnn]

R-man-y Giant Hose. Everyone in the front row should brace themselves as I artfully combine ecdysiasm with water sports! I'll be appearing in PS in April.

[+ Truereview]

I don't think I would get many dollar bills shoved into my jock strap if I used Muffy as my first name.

You'd be surprised, my dear sir. How about a German twist to it? Muff Elhiddencock? Has a ring to it!

[+ Truereview]

I'll be appearing in PS in April.

LMAO- I'd love to see that!

R-Man-Y Giant Hose...or just Mr. Manny, if you're nasty. (I break into Janet Jackson)

[+ glennnn]

I got mine. I can use it as a male stripper or as a luchador: EL SOPLANUCAS.

 

Now appearing in Tijuana I hope!

[+ Truereview]

Now appearing in Tijuana I hope!

I can picture it...El Suplanucas in Tijuana....

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Yeah, baby, take it off!

[nate_sf]

I had always heard that your stripper name was

First Name - the name of your first pet

Last Name - The street name where you lived as a child

 

Brutus San Feliciano... something makes me think I'm not gonna get any tips with that name being either a stripper or a drag queen!

[+ José Soplanucas]

True in drag? That's a kinda disturbing thought!!

Mmmmm, disturbing like in arousing. Short, in drag, and charrúa, that's a sexy coctel.

[+ José Soplanucas]

According to the new rules, I would be Princho Granaderos.

I stay with EL SOPLANUCAS.

[Becket]

Rip Torn. Always thought that made a cool stripper name. Apologies to the actor.

[gregkidman]

Mondo Long Torpedo

[+ Eric Hassan]

Maverick Long Tool.

[+ Truereview]

And now for a little

musical interlude...

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