Describe Your Ideal Escort Cock

[+ glennnn]

Cut or uncut? Lots of foreskin? ABAP? (As big as possible) or more mouth sized? Big mushroom head or large tapering shaft and pointed glans? Lots of veins or smooth? Curved or straight? Tight or loose skin? Super hard or a little flexible?

 

I adore a 6 x 6 incher, whch fits comfortably in all orifices, with a BIG, mushroom, apricot-sized, cut head (Lance is an uncut exception), with lots of veins, some loose skin and a muscular look, either straight or a slight upwards curve, and a large piss slit to thrust the tip of my tongue into. A little on the flexible side for turning throat and ass corners. What about you?

 

LOL! I just described my own dick! Talk about narcissism! But I guess all guys secretly want to fuck and suck themselves.

[Jbdesc]

I think you really touched upon something with your last statement. When I began to describe my ideal knob it quickly became a description of my own. Do you think this is something common?

[jjkrkwood]

hey glennn, I know you are enjoying your escort journey, but why exclude "civilian" cock.... Can we expand the thread to be all inclusive of escorts and "others" ???

[+ glennnn]

hey glennn, I know you are enjoying your escort journey, but why exclude "civilian" cock.... Can we expand the thread to be all inclusive of escorts and "others" ???

 

OF COURSE!!!!! I just want to read some detailed cock descriptions for fun!! Don't know about you, but after two weeks in the South, away from Liberal California, my election fear is just toooooo much, and I need lots of sex talk to distract me. Guess I was thinking about what I look for in a cock when I'm shopping on line for an escort to hire. However, all dick descriptions and desires are welcome!

[+ glennnn]

I think you really touched upon something with your last statement. When I began to describe my ideal knob it quickly became a description of my own. Do you think this is something common?

 

Maybe! Please post your description. You could PM me a photo, too, if you wished!

[jjkrkwood]

Maybe! Please post your description. You could PM me a photo, too, if you wished!

 

YOU HARLOT !!!!!

[+ sync]

Length is not so important to me as is cut, very thick with a large, shapely helmet. Ooops, feeling a little woosey.

[whipped guy]

But I guess all guys secretly want to fuck and suck themselves.

And yes! Many of us have tried! Well, at least the sucking part...

 

(Heck if I could not do it in my twenties I certainly am not going to try now...)

[nycguy]

My ideal cock is six inches or less, cut, rock hard, drips lots of pre-cum and shoots big loads.

[jjkrkwood]

My main criteria is BIG, but girth trumps length. While visually length is quite nice, I like the feel of heavy girth, and a nice Torpedo shape, UNCUT preferred with excess foreskin engulfing and obscurring the head..

 

Texture smooth, with visible "veinage" which I like to trace with my tongue....

 

Balls, Balls, Balls are important to complete the perfect picture. Heavy, full and pendulous....

[+ glennnn]

Yes, as previously determined, we do both LOVE teabagging low-hangers!

[down_to_business]

Guess I am the odd man out. Firstly, my ideal doesn't come close to my own. Second.. for me.. it's never been about the size of the boat to me, more about the motion of the ocean. I guess I am just not too picky in this one area as long as he has a fully functioning one (strange... given how picky I am on almost everything else)!

[BasketBaller]

In my case, my taste in dicks varies from time to time. The experience of taking a monster is very different from that of an average-sized one, and both are pleasurable to me in different ways. So sometimes I'm in the mood for one that's nice and easy to take, and sometimes I want to grit my teeth and get impaled, LOL. I like a big head (love the sensation when it gets past the ring) and I love guys who get steel hard and drip a lot of precum. The only cocks I'm not fond of are those attached to guys who cum too fast!

[Rudynate]

I enjoy cradling a guy's dick in my hand. It's nice when it is the size and heft so that I feel I have something pretty substantial in my hand. I also like a dick that's really floppy when it's flaccid. Cut or uncut doesn't matter. Really like a straight shaft. Especially like those where the shaft flares outward from the base.

[liubit]

I am definitely not a size queen, the cock has to fit comfortably in my mouth. I prefer length over girth. Uncut is becoming my preference --I have sampled the joys of foreskin play here in Prague--. I love a cock that oozes precum and, of course, that squirts big loads.

[Epigonos]

I am most definitely NOT a size queen. No more than 8 CUT inches. I will play with an uncut cock but I am much happier with a cut one. I definitely prefer being able to move up on a cock rather than having to back away from it. I'm totally oral and therefore want a cock that fits comfortably in my throat and mouth thus even very small cocks can be fun. Not a requirement but I love lots of pre-cum and cum with which to play

[+ glennnn]

Yes! The more cum the better! I've mastered the art of savoring and swallowing the biggest loads or sharing it back in a kiss with the donor. Heaven!

[+ pitman]

I love deep-throating a LOOOOONG slender cock all the way down to the root. For getting fucked, a thicker one that is not quite as long does the trick.

[Despardo]

Nine inches, thick, uncut, mushroom head with foreskin that retracts all the way. Big, low hanging balls complete the picture. Open to variations on the theme.

[+ glennnn]

Nine inches, thick, uncut, mushroom head with foreskin that retracts all the way. Big, low hanging balls complete the picture. Open to variations on the theme.

 

Can you accommodate 9 inches orally or anally? I can't handle more than about 7".

[+ glennnn]

In my case, my taste in dicks varies from time to time. The experience of taking a monster is very different from that of an average-sized one, and both are pleasurable to me in different ways. So sometimes I'm in the mood for one that's nice and easy to take, and sometimes I want to grit my teeth and get impaled, LOL. I like a big head (love the sensation when it gets past the ring) and I love guys who get steel hard and drip a lot of precum. The only cocks I'm not fond of are those attached to guys who cum too fast!

 

I know you hear this all the time, but you are one of my favorite posters. I would pay a lot to have sex with you! I also love that painful pleasure when his knob goes past my second ring. YES!!!! MOAN and GRUNT!

[MikeyGMin]

At the risk of bringing in controversy from another thread, check out picture number 11.

 

I haven't seen it personally -- yet -- but pretty much penis perfection in my book.

 

https://rent.men/AaronAmour

[Despardo]

Can you accommodate 9 inches orally or anally? I can't handle more than about 7".

Uh, not really. Anally, probably yes, but I seldom go there these days. I like to watch and fondle a guy with a big one and get him off.

[+ glennnn]

Uh, not really. Anally, probably yes, but I seldom go there these days. I like to watch and fondle a guy with a big one and get him off.

 

Me, too! His cumming is as important, or more important than my cumming. I would rather have a mouth full of his cum, than a handful of my own.

[Despardo]

Me, too! His cumming is as important, or more important than my cumming. I would rather have a mouth full of his cum, than a handful of my own.

My feelings exactly!