Over-rated in porn

[+ friendofsheila]

Underwater blowjobs = overrated.

 

I mean, really. What's the thrill there?

 

What are yours?

[+ friendofsheila]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/11336/countdown-o.gif

 

Countdown until OPERATION HORNY HIJACK begins (someone thinks with their penis, ignores the topic and changes the discussion to what makes their penis hard.)

[Nvr2Thick]

Overrated in porn:

 

Double penetration.

 

Most group scenes with four or more.

 

Fetishizing food.

 

Motorcycles as props.

 

Foreskin docking.

[Nvr2Thick]

Overrated in porn:

 

Double penetration.

 

Most group scenes with four or more.

 

Fetishizing food.

 

Motorcycles as props.

 

Foreskin docking.

 

Also:

 

Spitting

 

Armpit licking

[Jim Corrigan]

Not armpit licking.Thats better than poppers.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

"straight bait"

[+ José Soplanucas]

Sex in the shower. That's fucking uncomfortable.

[+ WmClarke]

Music.

[+ glennnn]

"Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! Fuck yeah! Oh, fuck!, Yeah!, Oh! Oh!, Fuck, fuck!, Fucking yeah", ad infinitum.

 

I hate the use of "that cock", or "that ass", or "that cum" when what he means is "my cock, my ass, my cum". As in "Fuck, yeah. Suck that cock" instead of "Fuck, yeah! Suck my cock".

 

Basically, most of the dialogue needs an edit and rewrite.

 

"Wrap your sweet lips around my Herculean man shaft and siphon all the seminal juice of life until it is subdued!" Fuck, yeah!

 

It would sound better in Italian! Anybody?

[+ quoththeraven]

Sex in the shower. That's fucking uncomfortable.

 

I keep expecting someone to injure himself.

[pubic_assistance]

Definitely "double penetration". Extremely clumsy, uncomfortable and not sexy at all, in real life.

[+ José Soplanucas]

Not about content but about edition, I think close ups are overrated. I get bored looking at a dick digging an ass, I prefer the whole picture, and I love the picture to include faces.

[+ purplekow]

Prince Alberts and Twinks If this is going to be gay porn, I want men not boys

[+ WmClarke]

Definitely "double penetration". Extremely clumsy, uncomfortable and not sexy at all, in real life.

Then you're doing it wrong. Or with the wrong guys.

[+ azdr0710]

plots

 

(good chance to see Diego Sans and Scotty Marx in "real life" (?) below)

 

[+ ArVaGuy]

Police/Jailhouse themes

[whipped guy]

 

"Wrap your sweet lips around my Herculean man shaft and siphon all the seminal juice of life until it is subdued!" Fuck, yeah!

 

It would sound better in Italian! Anybody?

 

"Metti le tue dolci labbra intorno al mio enorme cazzo, che è della dimensione di Ercole, e per succhiare tutto il succo seminale della vita da esso. Fa' questo fino a quando il mio cazzo è spento."

 

(Con un po' di licenza poetica.)

[+ quoththeraven]

Then you're doing it wrong. Or with the wrong guys.

 

I've seen DPs that were hot to watch.

[+ quoththeraven]

It would sound better in Italian! Anybody?

 

Everything sounds better in Italian.

[+ quoththeraven]

Police/Jailhouse themes

 

Especially when they are racially charged and super duper stereotyped. I get really frowny about some pretty white boy being "gangraped" by black inmates. I am a little less censorious toward beefy guards raping an inmate in the shower (fortunately usually with the water off), but I remain aware that the scene is eroticizing rape and coerced consent.

[rvwnsd]

Dirty talk

 

Beach scenes (sand in the crack of your ass or in your mmm hmm hmm)

 

Passenger giving blow- or hand-job to driver

[+ glennnn]

"Metti le tue dolci labbra intorno al mio enorme cazzo, che è della dimensione di Ercole, e per succhiare tutto il succo seminale della vita da esso. Fa' questo fino a quando il mio cazzo è spento."

 

(Con un po' di licenza poetica.)

 

Grazie, compagno. Parlo un po Italiano, ma purtroppo, questo non e mai venuto! Che pecatto.

(How did I do?)

 

See, it does sound better in Italian!

[Nvr2Thick]

Definitely "double penetration". Extremely clumsy, uncomfortable and not sexy at all, in real life.

I've seen DPs that were hot to watch.

 

I sometimes like them in straight porn though. When the guys are very comfortable with it double insertions aren't as hot, but I get a real charge out of it when a straight porn performer stumbles into an act that takes him out of his comfort zone. One of my favorite straight porn stars is Prince Yahshua. Early in his career he was the foundation in a double-anal scene. I believe it was the only one he's ever done. He's almost always very enthusiastic, but when the camera moved up from the proctologist's view to the trash-screaming female's reaction his face he had a serious "I really don't know about this" look on his face as his more experienced partner worked over the woman's ass and Prince Yahshua's dick.

[dlee02]

One of my favorite straight porn stars is Prince Yahshua.

 

I just about spit out my sip of water as I first read the name of this porn star. I think the name is probably a play on the Hebrew name Joshua 'ya-shu-a' but in Chinese 'ya shua' means toothbrush...

 

Prince Toothbrush...:p:p

[+ quoththeraven]

I sometimes like them in straight porn though. When the guys are very comfortable with it double insertions aren't as hot, but I get a real charge out of it when a straight porn performer stumbles into an act that takes him out of his comfort zone. One of my favorite straight porn stars is Prince Yahshua. Early in his career he was the foundation in a double-anal scene. I believe it was the only one he's ever done. He's almost always very enthusiastic, but when the camera moved up from the proctologist's view to the trash-screaming female's reaction his face he had a serious "I really don't know about this" look on his face as his more experienced partner worked over the woman's ass and Prince Yahshua's dick.

 

JFC, one of the advantages of being female is that DP doesn't have to mean double anything.

 

Just to be clear, I've seen hot DP scenes in gay and straight porn, but in most cases, the DPs in straight porn have not been doubles.