Are you seeing an EPIDEMIC of CHEAPNESS???

[jjkrkwood]

I wouldn't want sex with my primary in any case. At this point in my life, he is giving me the heebee-jeebees. It doesn't help that his visage reminds me of Stephan Colbert.

 

I need to find a new doc. I know more about blood pressure control than he does.

 

 

gall, we are in the same boat. I'm doc shopping too !

[jjkrkwood]

This thread started off with Mikey and morphed into Mocha.... Thankfully there are other respectable professional gentlemen on this site representing the escort pool, because those 2 pollute it.... If anyone is trying to break the Hiring habit, THOSE 2 are your cure !

[AdamSmith]

Y'all stop. @AdamSmith you made the linked in analogy years Ago. This is not linked in. Its daddies forums. Anonymous people are going to say whatever the fuck they want, when they want. I'm sure no one would go on linked in and talk about their latest gay hookup either. But you may say it on Facebook or Twitter.

Just as I am not anonymous on LinkedIn, you as an escort are not anonymous on this forum. You are on public display in front of clients and potential clients.

 

So everything you say and do here is a form of advertising yourself. For better or worse.

[Becket]

You wanna fight, let's go to war

 

Lotta that going around as well.

[LADoug1]

And you still wonder where I'm getting all this money from to pay the phone and internet Bills so i can access the forum to clown on y'all stupid ass. P.S., it's not from cleaning toaster ovens.

 

Okay guys, this was fun. I gotta go. I'm on a date and it's rude. I'll be in touch. Try not to be to green with envy, okay? I know, you hate it that i get paid for it. I didn't choose this work, the work chose me. The calls are coming in daily, otherwise i wouldn't have 2 phones with 3 numbers. Bye Bye!

Thank god.

[Beancounter]

Y'all hoes enjoy this forum while Y'all can okay. I know something that you don't know. (Quoted from a post by the one and only Mocha)

 

Sorry Mocha but a lot of people already know what you think others don't know. Let me be the first one to pony up to the bar and hire your services if it comes to fruition. LOL. That's how confident I am you're blowing smoke out your ass. Ain't going to happen.

[jjkrkwood]

Y'all hoes enjoy this forum while Y'all can okay. I know something that you don't know. (Quoted from a post by the one and only Mocha)

 

Sorry Mocha but a lot of people already know what you think others don't know. Let me be the first one to pony up to the bar and hire your services if it comes to fruition. LOL. That's how confident I am you're blowing smoke out your ass. Ain't going to happen.

 

 

Two words I would never put together in a sentence: Hire & Mocha.

[jawjateck]

Information is good.

More information is better.

Spill your guts is best.

 

I value transparency.

[jjkrkwood]

Information is good.

More information is better.

Spill your guts is best.

 

I value transparency.

 

That's lovely, and normally I would agree with you 100% jawja, but in terms of a couple of the escorts that post here, I will speak from the "glass half empty" camp and say "loose lips sink ships" ... just ask a recently de-throned EOY....

[marylander1940]

I am! I realize DC is now a GLUTTED and overserved market and when Congress leaves for its' 7 week recess and any local with money heads to the beaches it makes it extremely competitive when so many escorts and porn stars tour here. Thus DC is now a buyers (renters...lol!) market and the clients are taking advantage of this and trying through collusion to drive the rates WAY DOWN.

To those of you not in DC....Is this the case in your area as well??? I am getting several inquiries daily for $50-$100 calls. Fortunately my financial position allows me to not go low as I have plenty of money and I escort from a position of power. I do it for the kicks and the ego! lol. It is fun! I no longer take any bullshit from anyone. I only see the nice clients who treat me with the respect I deserve from 23 years at the TOP of this business. I no longer tolerate being Rodney Dangerfield ("I get no respect...no respect at all") LOL!!!

However I feel for the younger escorts who have to give in if they are going to work at all. It seems we have numerous escorts still listing between 275-350 an hour as a rate but when my clients call them and offer them a hundred bucks they take it no questions asked so the posted rates are not real.

They are like rack rates at a hotel with a few exceptions. What most cheap clients do not realize is the the quickest way to kill an escorts hard on is to be CHEAP with him..........

I blame the apps like grindr and scruff. It seems as if guys all over the nation who used to hire only the best are now electing to just have sex with any willing person regardless of looks or conditioning or size. Sex just simply for the sake of sex............ The high end upscale male escort seems to be not only a TARGET now but an endangered species with cheap sites and free hook up sex being the weapons of extinction.

I am also seeing a HUGE increase in drug calls (partying) which disgusts me and reminds me of all the friends I have lost to illegal or prescription drugs.

I don't party and I am proudly clean and sober. Lastly........on my summer tour I had an incredible number of inquiries asking to pay with credit cards or pay pal. What a joke! Who pays an escort with plastic and leaves a paper trail and an electronic record ? It is stupid and simply means they do NOT have the cash and cant get their broke hands on 200 bucks if their life depended on it. Clearly in this economy many (most) guys can no longer afford guys like us. it is sad............... Mikey @ www.rentmen.com/magicmikeydc

 

Jesus... I wonder why Mocha likes this depressing post?

[MikeBiDude]

That's lovely, and normally I would agree with you 100% jawja, but in terms of a couple of the escorts that post here, I will speak from the "glass half empty" camp and say "loose lips sink ships" ... just ask a recently de-throned EOY....

It was on the "gossip" posting elsewhere (The Deli) where I hinted that there were a small group of gentlemen I would NEVER engage due to their forum postings/persona. How they don't see the outbursts and rudeness and name-calling affects their business, I don't know? Plus, what about other clients who ask me about so-and-so and I have to be honest about that escort's forum persona.

 

I know we clients here are a small fraction of the client market, but we are knowledgable, experienced, and vocal!

[jawjateck]

I'm not commenting on the wisdom of certain forum revelations, but disclosure means readers can make fully informed evaluations and cannot feign ignorance.

 

So please yall, more gut spilling purdy please.

[Beancounter]

You're a very perceptive man, jjkrkwood. Now I'm going back to the sandbox and play nicely with all the othe kiddies.

[jjkrkwood]

Jesus... I wonder why Mocha like this depressing post?

 

 

Birds of a feather perhaps ?

[jjkrkwood]

I'm not commenting on the wisdom of certain forum revelations, but disclosure means readers can make fully informed evaluations and cannot feign ignorance.

 

So please yall, more gut spilling purdy please.

 

Well jaw, when you put THAT spin on it, I TOTALLY AGREE..... How else are we gonna know certain guys "flew over the Cuckoo's nest" ? You are so right here Sir !

[jjkrkwood]

You're a very perceptive man, jjkrkwood. Now I'm going back to the sandbox and play nicely with all the othe kiddies.

 

 

 

When I was a kid, playing "nice" was never any fun. It was only when we were rambunctious and doing what we were told NOT to do that we had any fun. That kinda stuck with me.

 

But now, I sometimes get my ass kicked (and sometimes, I kinda like it !)

[marylander1940]

I'm sure local escorts also complaint when you visit their cities and cut on "their" clientele/business.

 

If the OP thinks DC is bad during the summer go back to Florida or visit other cities.

[Becket]

Regarding the OP title of this post about cheapness, I have to mention what happens on the other side from time to time. My recent visit to Boston found the escort and me arguing about what the final fee would be for his time for an overnight. (Frankly every time I'm with this guy he argues with me about his fee. It's so dam annoying.) If I say 12 he says 9. If I say 11 he says 8. And then he wants to buy me shit, dinner and drinks and things while we are out. We agree on a number, and then he's trying to adjust the deal. Sometimes he even tries to give me back change! Enough dude!!! You know who you are!. I'm gonna OUT you if you don't cut it out.

[gezellig4u]

"Markets" are cyclical, and my anecdotal impression is that, at least in the major U.S. cities, we are currently in a client's market (i.e., no shortage of quality escorts in the major cities). I would guess that there are not more "cheap" clients, but instead more clients are able to shop for value given the saturated marketplace in the major cities.

[LADoug1]

A post from Kevin Slater with stats would be a good addition here.

[Kevin Slater]

A post from Kevin Slater with stats would be a good addition here.

 

I can't even get through the first post and its ALL CAPS which make my eyes bleed.

 

Kevin Slater

[MikeBiDude]

I can't even get through the first post and its ALL CAPS which make my eyes bleed.

 

Kevin Slater

Yes some posters keyboard shift key and caps lock need to be disabled. Emphasis with caps is good, otherwise it's shouting - like the OP's post here - if in person I can't help but feel he would be in my face.

[klifhangar]

The only reason I arrange for 2-3 hours rather than an overnight is that I just can't get past the idea that I'm paying for time spent asleep.

 

Plus I snore like a fucking chainsaw.

[rvwnsd]

The only reason I arrange for 2-3 hours rather than an overnight is that I just can't get past the idea that I'm paying for time spent asleep...

I recently discussed an overnight with one of my favorite escorts and he pretty much said what you just did.

[+ Funguy]

I hate snarky, whiny bears who calls everyone whining bitches.

 

You wanna fight, let's go to war. I've got 12 hours to shoot a bear, skin a bear, use your fat as heating oil and turn you into a rug. Let's go!

 

P.S. I don't condone violence to real animals.

 

This has become very reminiscent of a certain escort by the name of "he who shall not be named on this forum."