Make Amercia Grate Again

[oscarkin]

Welcome to the Forum, Oscarkin! If that surprised you, check out this 5- page thread with ~ 85 posts, all extolling the virtues of good grammar. You will take great pleasure in some of the Oxford comma debates that ensued. Cheers!

And indeed I did take great pleasure in reading the extended grammar thread. In fact, I think I have been deeply impacted by the experience.

[+ Truereview]

And indeed I did take great pleasure in reading the extended grammar thread. In fact, I think I have been deeply impacted by the experience.

Lol! Sounds painful.

[rvwnsd]

So when are we going to debate the merits of box vs rotary vs flat? Microplane vs OXO vs Kuhn-Rikon? Coarse vs fine vs shaved?

 

These are serious issues, dammit!

[oscarkin]

Indeed!

[oscarkin]

So when are we going to debate the merits of box vs rotary vs flat? Microplane vs OXO vs Kuhn-Rikon? Coarse vs fine vs shaved?

 

These are serious issues, dammit!

 

Perhaps an oversight committee is in order. I've always wanted to sit on a committee that looked at oversights.

[rvwnsd]

Perhaps an oversight committee is in order. I've always wanted to sit on a committee that looked at oversights.

Welcome to the Forum. You will do just fine.

[+ SundayZip]

Presonally, dis fockus on spaling & gramar thing drives loco, , We all can camonicate good. Give rest

 

Agreed. I don't give a gnat's ass if someone makes an occasional spelling or grammar mistake.

[Guy Fawkes]

Jeez; Now we know who ended up with all the gnats!

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Agreed. I don't give a gnat's ass if someone makes an occasional spelling or grammar mistake.

[+ purplekow]

And indeed I did take great pleasure in reading the extended grammar thread. In fact, I think I have been deeply impacted by the experience.

 

Well if you have been deeply impacted, there is a thread about the best methods of cleansing prior to bottoming. There is probably something there which can assist you in moving that impaction.

Welcome to the Forum.

[+ poolboy48220]

back on graters, I just ate at an Italian restaurant that served Grana Padano cheese in a self-contained grater. I'm obsessed. I was grating it onto my plate and eating it by the handful.

[rvwnsd]

back on graters, I just ate at an Italian restaurant that served Grana Padano cheese in a self-contained grater. I'm obsessed. I was grating it onto my plate and eating it by the handful.

Wow, @poolboy48220, you are a man after my own heart. I LOVE eating grated cheese.

 

Now I will be scouring the universe of a self-contained grater.

[+ Truereview]

Wow, @poolboy48220, you are a man after my own heart. I LOVE eating grated cheese.

 

Now I will be scouring the universe of a self-contained grater.

I prefer it on an uncut stick...

[rvwnsd]

I prefer it on an uncut stick...

Another horizon to be broadened.

[+ Truereview]

Another horizon to be broadened.

I'd be happy to help you with that. Will begin saving up.

[rvwnsd]

I'd be happy to help you with that. Will begin saving up.

I'm so glad my mom taught me to eat the skin.

[rvwnsd]

I'm so glad my mom taught me to eat the skin.

Of the orange.

[+ glennnn]

It's appropriate that America should be grate on the Fourth. How else could we grill the hamburgers and hotdogs? Happy Independence Day one and all! I hope it is yuge and grate!

[+ Truereview]

It's appropriate that America should be grate on the Fourth. How else could we grill the hamburgers and hotdogs? Happy Independence Day one and all! I hope it is yuge and grate!

Aman! goth bless Amercia!

[edinbrooklyn]

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[LADoug1]

I'm a retired English teacher and the breakdown of correct usage, careless errors and plain ignorance is maddening, but can also be amusing. Here are a few of my favorite malapropisms.

 

-We will nip that in the butt!

-I had an outer body experience.

-My job has good French benefits.

-I drank a litter of wine and got really drunk.

- It's outside my spear of influence.

 

The great thing is that these sort of make sense!

I guess I'm dumb. What's wrong with #2

[mike carey]

What's wrong with #2

It should be 'out of body'.

Plus I was afraid of being attacked by one of his supporters, assuming some of them are literate.

You could always go, 'Waddaya mean that's not how ya spell it?'

[LADoug1]

It should be 'out of body'.

 

You could always go, 'Waddaya mean that's not how ya spell it?'

Thanks for the clarification. I must've been dumber than usual yesterday!