Practicality of mile high club

[JohnGerman]

Recent talks of joining the mile high club got me curious. I have had a flight attendant fuckbuddy for years, but I never got a chance to join the mile high club. I just don't think it's practical: airplanes are crowded and people go in and out of the bathroom all the time. Let's say you two find the perfect time to sneak into one and do the deed, however how do you anticipate no one is outside waiting when you guys come out? It would be so ambarrasing and humiliating when you two walk out of the same bathroom one by one, while there is a whole fxxking line of people waiting outside and watching you! Now, trains-Pacific or trans-Atlantic flights can represent more opportunities as there are night flights with less people going to the bathrooms and/or watching, but still, how can you be sure people don't notice?

[jackjackjack]

Recent talks of joining the mile high club got me curious. I have had a flight attendant fuckbuddy for years, but I never got a chance to join the mile high club. I just don't think it's practical: airplanes are crowded and people go in and out of the bathroom all the time. Let's say you two find the perfect time to sneak into one and do the deed, however how do you anticipate no one is outside waiting when you guys come out? It would be so ambarrasing and humiliating when you two walk out of the same bathroom one by one, while there is a whole fxxking line of people waiting outside and watching you! Now, trains-Pacific or trans-Atlantic flights can represent more opportunities as there are night flights with less people going to the bathrooms and/or watching, but still, how can you be sure people don't notice?

 

I relayed my experience with the mile high club on another thread with 2 flight attendants. Each one had a 'vomit' bag and when they left (filled each with a little water), if anyone was outside the door, he would have said not to use, that someone was sick. Since they knew to use a trick like the bag, I dont think it was their first time playing in the air.

 

i dont remember anyone outside however.

[+ nycman]

Lord child!

 

Stop thinking so hard with your BIG head.....let your COCK take over and there won't be any problems.

 

The thrill and possibility of getting caught is 99% the fun! Seriously, airplane (and bus, and ferry boats,

and trains...yes I'm a slut...what's your problem?) bathrooms are ALL tiny, dirty and gross. You're in there

for the THRILL...not the ambience and comfort.

 

Nonetheless, there is a method to the madness. Most of my "adventures" have been on modes of transportation

that were all about 1/2 empty. Easy math, the odds of not being "interrupted" are simply more in your favor.

Also, longer trips allow for more flirting and better timing. Earlier in the trip works better. Very few people get

on a plane needing to use the bathroom. Also really short trips (see ferry boat) also work really well, since most

people would rather hold it, than use a public bathroom on a boat. Avoid times anywhere right before food is being

served (hand washing) or right as they are clearing the trays (postprandial pooping). Right at the beginning of long

meals in first class over the Pacific/Atlantic ocean is a pretty perfect time. The stews are busy with food service and

the passengers are all trapped in their seats by their trays/food.

 

On the practical side, get in, get it on, and get out. Think of it like a well timed bank robbery.

You are not there for small talk, you are there to accomplish a mission. The faster the better.

 

And really, what are they going to do? Arrest you for going in the bathroom with your "friend"?....

If they start making a ruckus...simply look embarrassed and repeat after me...."I'm so sorry, he has a disability

and needs my help in the restroom"...it helps if you whisper the word "disability" and your buddy is smart enough

to play along......do you REALLY think the flight crew is gonna want to open THAT Pandora's box?

 

Even if you get caught...10% of the passengers on board have done the same thing.....and the other 90% wish they

had the balls to try it. Hell, I've had sly knowing grins from uber hetero businessmen in the first class cabin and once

my straight seatmate leaned over and said "fuck, you guys get to have ALL the fun!"

 

So for once, I'm going to advise you to "think with your little head".......grin

[JohnGerman]

:DWow, those little smart ass slut flight attendants sure know how to handle this!

[+ Truereview]

I relayed my experience with the mile high club on another thread with 2 flight attendants. Each one had a 'vomit' bag and when they left (filled each with a little water), if anyone was outside the door, he would have said not to use, that someone was sick. Since they knew to use a trick like the bag, I dont think it was their first timenplaying in the air.

 

i dont remember anyone outside however.

I read your FA tag-teaming story, j3, and it made a bulge in my pants while I was seating on the plane. I was kinda sweating it bc I was convinced Sexyseatmate had checked it out. I was really tempted to try the mile high club, but I've only done it on a transatlantic red eye...much easier to be discreet. Unfortunately our MIA-LAX flight had a very stern FA - she actually kicked back an elderly lady from coach to the coach bathrooms- I get the rules, but seriously! Sexyseatmate and I landed on calling her the FA Nazi.

[BtmBearDad]

While I applaud J3, nycman, and anyone else who has successfully joined the mile high club, I have yet to. Most I've done is some under the blanket action. Once with an ex going down to Buenas Aires to get to his place in Punta del Este (still miss that house, him not so much lol) and once on a NY-London flight years ago when BA had their old first class seating set up and the cabin was fairly empty. Actually, as I type I'm realizing it was with my brunch mate from today! lol

 

I echo @JohnGerman in that I'd be worried about getting caught, and mortified if on exiting one or more people were waiting lol Now then, if I was flying on Emirates A380 with their shower suite for first class, I'd be more than willing to engage provided of course I had a like minded travel companion to join me

 

I have however enjoyed some mano-a-mano play on the sleeper from London to Edinburgh (and return) with an old f-buddy. That was fun!

 

 

Cheers,

BBD

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

It would be so embarrassing and humiliating when you two walk out of the same bathroom one by one, while there is a whole fxxking line of people waiting outside and watching you!

 

Not embarrassing and humiliating at all. Unless you've tied up the lavatory too long, anyone that might catch you will likely look at you with admiration. Hold you head up high!

[+ purplekow]

If there is someone out there you need to OWN it. Sex is not dirty. You should be ashamed of nothing. What those puritanical enough to turn the nose up at a good schtupping in the privacy of a communal bathroom, need to be schtupped more than anyone.

[JohnGerman]

Geez, Sam and PurpleKow sure have much thicker skins than I do!

[tanman4u]

Does a hotel room in Denver count in the Mile High Club?

[JohnGerman]

I like the word play, but a hotel in Mile High doesn't count. We wouldn't mind the juicy story though.

[geminibear]

I like the word play, but a hotel in Mile High doesn't count. We wouldn't mind the juicy story though.

 

Why not? Most of the sex I have had, has been above a mile high and often two, and I can verify at least 3 different circumstances where it was above 12,000 feet.

 

Leadville, Colorado: At an elevation of approximately 10,578 feet (3,224 m), it is the highest incorporated municipality in the United States with permanent residents.

 

I am applying for an honorarium in this Mile High Club.

[+ Truereview]

Why not? Most of the sex I have had, has been above a mile high and often two, and I can verify at least 3 different circumstances where it was above 12,000 feet.

 

Leadville, Colorado: At an elevation of approximately 10,578 feet (3,224 m), it is the highest incorporated municipality in the United States with permanent residents.

 

I am applying for an honorarium in this Mile High Club.

Lord, I'm getting vertigo thinking about this.

[geminibear]

Lord, I'm getting vertigo thinking about this.

You'll get altitude sickness for sure.

[+ Truereview]

You'll get altitude sickness for sure.

Lack of oxygen I can deal with....the benefit of having my face buried in a pillow and such....

[+ WilliamM]

If there is someone out there you need to OWN it. Sex is not dirty. You should be ashamed of nothing. What those puritanical enough to turn the nose up at a good schtupping in the privacy of a communal bathroom, need to be schtupped more than anyone.

 

Except if there are relatively young children waiting in line for the bathroom. Purplekow, I can not tell if you are serious or not.

 

If your comment was meant to be funny, please disregard the sentence about children above.

[+ FreshFluff]

Except if there are relatively young children waiting in line for the bathroom. Purplekow, I can not tell if you are serious or not.

 

If your comment was meant to be funny, please disregard the sentence about children above.

 

Also, some people are concerned about sanitary issues in public bathrooms, especially if bodily fluids are left behind. Anyway, I'm a little grossed out by the idea of doing anything in an airplane lavoratory. A three star airport hotel is a more appealing option.

[jimboivyo]

booking time with an outfit like netjets or vistajet makes this a lot easier to do. ain't nothing sexy about a commercial lav

[bigvalboy]

Also, some people are concerned about sanitary issues in public bathrooms, especially if bodily fluids are left behind. Anyway, I'm a little grossed out by the idea of doing anything in an airplane lavoratory.

 

Desperate times call for desperate measures?

[+ Truereview]

Also, some people are concerned about sanitary issues in public bathrooms, especially if bodily fluids are left behind. Anyway, I'm a little grossed out by the idea of doing anything in an airplane lavoratory. A three star airport hotel is a more appealing option.

Lol! Nice cross-thread reference, auntie fluffy!