Why Jesus would be a bad escort.

[AdamSmith]

And then he gets up in the middle of the night and leaves.

LMAO

[TruthBTold]

Jesus is rolling in his grave. If he were real. Hugs, Greg

 

At least he would be on the side I liked to use.

[marylander1940]

Jesus is rolling in his grave. If he were real.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

Yes, specially with so many evil people saying they do things in behalf or him.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAepQXI8sM

 

I still think Jesus was hung.

 

I don't like to make negative or positive generalizations of ethnic groups, national background, etc but I must say that Jewish guys are very horny and always fun in the bedroom.

[adannyboy]

I still think Jesus was hung.

[AdamSmith]

http://www.boytoy.com/forums/uploads/monthly_04_2013/post-117726-0-28393200-1367337626.png

[LADoug1]

This thread is HYSTERICAL!!!

[+ purplekow]

I still think Jesus was hung.

Well, but every depiction I have seen he definitely does not appear to be well, hung and usually not well hung.

[TruthBTold]

The pics I have seen (besides baby pics) he has been nicely coiffured and looks rather rosy in the cheek. Not sure if the portrayals are just publicity stills or not. The failure to depict whether he is well hung or not, I think, is more a matter of bad tailoring than anything else.

[Phil_musc]

I've seen some shots of him with out-stretched hands - in which he appeared to have just left the gym moments before. Probably low body fat percentage too - with that version of the Mediterranean diet - fish and wine.

[AdamSmith]

Some of the search-for-the-historical-Jesus scholars say the last supper may well have been fish and wine, thus we have the Gospel writers to thank for cleaning up the story so that churches don't reek of fish during Communion.

[geminibear]

Breaks a lot of bread, leaving crumbs in his beard and on his chest hairs, pecs, abs and treasure trail(really it's like hansel and gretel with this guy)

 

Also eats said bread which we all know will catch up with him ending his short lived career as an escort.

[geminibear]

Has the hands of a carpenter.

 

"Jesus, you're not fingering me with those rough things!"

[AdamSmith]

OTOH, knows how to ride an ass.

[rvwnsd]

Breaks a lot of bread, leaving crumbs...

Borgerback would be having a field day!

[+ FreshFluff]

OTOH, knows how to ride an ass.

 

That would be his earthly dad, Joseph.

[rvwnsd]

That would be his earthly dad, Joseph.

A hot daddy who knows how to ride an ass. Now we're talkin'!!!!

[JayCeeKy]

Couldn't get into college - got hung up on his Boards.

[TruthBTold]

Some of the search-for-the-historical-Jesus scholars say the last supper may well have been fish and wine, thus we have the Gospel writers to thank for cleaning up the story so that churches don't reek of fish during Communion.

 

Thank God. I hate fish and its smell (in all forms).

[sincitymix]

He turns the other cheek