The Theif and I, Act III

[+ dutchmuch]

 

Please do more experiments D2B!

[+ Truereview]

Don't you think you should write a review of this escort? Otherwise you are just leaving him free to steal from everyone else when a review could at least put people on their guard. But I would use phrases such as, "I think" and "I believe" rather than "He stole from me."

 

DTB, here is an opportunity to do us a public service. I will make it easy for ya. Copy/paste the paragraph below and send to daddy including contact info for escort. Thank you, sir!

 

I enjoyed his model good looks, incredible body, large hard cock, masculine nature, charisma, skill in bed, excellent kissing skills, and super reasonable rates. Plus he drives over two hours to see me (!!) with no increase in his fee and gives me a good solid 12 hours of time for an overnight. Did I say already fees are extremely reasonable? Worth repeating. Only caveat: $ seems to go missing while he is around. I think it may be the hotel staff or the hotel ghost or maybe I sleepwalk? Regardless, if you don't mind missing some extra cash or possible identity theft...or if you enjoy cat-and-mouse games, I highly recommend this guy.

 

On a serious note, DTB...good laughs, ty! Just please take care of yourself while you play with fire!

[+ Charlie]

Since he already knows you suspect him of stealing from you, the fact that he does it again--in a way that you will KNOW that he has done it--makes me think that this is a game that he enjoys playing with you, and the fact that you continue to hire him makes him think that you enjoy the game, too. Handsome guys with great bodies and big cocks are not that hard to hire, but the added excitement of the game situation may make the sexual experience more interesting for both of you.

[seaboy4hire]

Maybe he's being naughty in hopes he'll be punished with a spanky.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[+ nycman]

Maybe he's being naughty in hopes he'll be punished with a spanky.

 

"My bottom hurts just THINKING about it....."

 

[Juan Vancouver]

Ok, leave it to me to be the party pooper... Fine. I will bite.

 

I feel a fit of the conniptions coming as I channel the spirit of Latrice Royale. (Google that if you don't know what I mean.)

 

I want to bitch slap some sense in all of you who think this is funny and who recommend him to keep patronizing this thief.

 

A thief is a thief is a criminal.

 

For him you are not a human being, you are just a mark, an easy target who in his eyes, has no sense of self respect and knowingly allows him to steal as long as he gets a good fuck. He doesn't respect you, care about you or your humanity and it is not unheard of that these kind of men have no problem stealing your identity, black mail you, set up a gun point robbery, drug you, you name it.

 

If the bath tub is ever filled with ice, it will not be for him, believe me.

 

Your behaviour has "Please escalate and do your very worst" written all over it, and for a criminal who see you as the mouse to play with, this is nothing but too delicious a challenge to pass.

 

Snap out of it. You are dealing with a shameless, remorseless criminal. Don't give him any other chances to show you his criminal skills.

 

Snap out of it. Don't ever see him again. Write a clear review. Use an alias to do so if you are afraid of repercussions. Don't see him again.

 

Dude, snap the fuck out of it.

[+ Gar1eth]

Ok, leave it to me to be the party pooper... Fine. I will bite.

 

I feel a fit of the conniptions coming as I channel the spirit of Latrice Royale. (Google that if you don't know what I mean.)

 

I want to bitch slap some sense in all of you who think this is funny and who recommend him to keep patronizing this thief.

 

A thief is a thief is a criminal.

 

For him you are not a human being, you are just a mark, an easy target who in his eyes, has no sense of self respect and knowingly allows him to steal as long as he gets a good fuck. He doesn't respect you, care about you or your humanity and it is not unheard of that these kind of men have no problem stealing your identity, black mail you, set up a gun point robbery, drug you, you name it.

 

If the bath tub is ever filled with ice, it will not be for him, believe me.

 

Your behaviour has "Please escalate and do your very worst" written all over it, and for a criminal who see you as the mouse to play with, this is nothing but too delicious a challenge to pass.

 

Snap out of it. You are dealing with a shameless, remorseless criminal. Don't give him any other chances to show you his criminal skills.

 

Snap out of it. Don't ever see him again. Write a clear review. Use an alias to do so if you are afraid of repercussions. Don't see him again.

 

Dude, snap the fuck out of it.

 

I thought the bathtub with ice referred to the urban legend of waking up in a bathtub of ice after a hook-up and finding your kidney removed.

 

Gman

[+ nycman]

Dude, snap the fuck out of it.

 

Because Cher is too easy...and not NEARLY sexy enough for the likes of Mr. Vancouver.

 

I give you....the Artic Monkeys

 

[Juan Vancouver]

I thought the bathtub with ice referred to the urban legend of waking up in a bathtub of ice after a hook-up and finding your kidney removed.

 

Yes, Gman. My point is that someone who steals routinely sees you as something that can be taken advantage freely. The extreme, of course, would be being used of organ harvesting. We are saying the same thing.

[+ Gar1eth]

Yes, Gman. My point is that someone who steals routinely sees you as something that can be taken advantage freely. The extreme, of course, would be being used of organ harvesting. We are saying the same thing.

 

 

My apologies-your use of 'him' confused me. I wasn't sure if it referred to the escort or DTB.

 

Gman

[Juan Vancouver]

English is, after all, my second language. That might have been my mistake, not yours.

[+ Axiom2001]

 

I'd say the client likes being stolen from. Must be into some kind of S&M humiliation/degradation scene. No sex is ever worth that IMO though.

 

I STRONGLY concur with caliguy!!!!! :confused::confused:

[MscleLovr]

English is, after all, my second language. That might have been my mistake, not yours.

 

I thought your meaning was clear. And I fully endorse your sentiments. This escort's behaviour may escalate without warning and end in violence.

[RussJohnson]

Everyone's priorities are different really, I mean how many "he has no showed 3 times should I try again?" and "how long should I wait for a response" threads are there. If the name of the game was good service the board would look very different, but some people just want (Insert certain specific physical attributes here) and will jump hoops to get it and I think that's valid to some degree. Nothing to be done about it anyway. I mean I wouldn't personally hire a known thief, but DTB can do whatever he wants.

[N13]

I still think it is reprehensible not to give a review! Who else is he going to steal from? If I were the originator of the post I would not want it on me if someone else is ripped off or even hurt.

[Jock123]

The fact that half the people posting on here are Justifying it because hes "Hot" and "Gives good Service" is Appalling. Just like the Threads where they're like "So and so Escort hasnt responded to my numerous emails or so and so escort keeps Cancelling on me...Should I keep Trying?" If this guy was out of Shape/Not a reflection of his pictures he would be ripped apart On this Forum In a Heartbeat and labeled as a "Fraud"....I think the same should go for a KNOWN Thief. At any rate Write a Review. While You may Enjoy this Cat/Mouse game....Theres alot of people Who wont and Wished they had been Warned.

 

 

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[+ Gar1eth]

The fact that half the people posting on here are Justifying it because hes "Hot" and "Gives good Service" is Appalling. Just like the Threads where they're like "So and so Escort hasnt responded to my numerous emails or so and so escort keeps Cancelling on me...Should I keep Trying?" If this guy was out of Shape/Not a reflection of his pictures he would be ripped apart On this Forum In a Heartbeat and labeled as a "Fraud"....I think the same should go for a KNOWN Thief. At any rate Write a Review. While You may Enjoy this Cat/Mouse game....Theres alot of people Who wont and Wished they had been Warned.

 

 

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You are entirely right. We often give guys a pass on here because of how attracted we are to them. I think it is a human trait. But we on here, maybe gay men in general, seem to carry it to extremes.

 

 

Gman

[caliguy]

The fact that half the people posting on here are Justifying it because hes "Hot" and "Gives good Service" is Appalling. Just like the Threads where they're like "So and so Escort hasnt responded to my numerous emails or so and so escort keeps Cancelling on me...Should I keep Trying?" If this guy was out of Shape/Not a reflection of his pictures he would be ripped apart On this Forum In a Heartbeat and labeled as a "Fraud"....I think the same should go for a KNOWN Thief. At any rate Write a Review. While You may Enjoy this Cat/Mouse game....Theres alot of people Who wont and Wished they had been Warned.

 

 

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I was trying to plug myself into the thinking. Find another angle in this. All I kept coming up with is this is the most pathetic and sad thing I've ever heard on this board. Then the OP telling me that he considers the real theft to be anyone that charges too much. Unreal.

 

Meanwhile, the average or lessor ones will get torn to shreds for little to nothing and everyone will be warned of them. I've also noticed allot of guys that steal pics get the get of jail free card if they happen to be hot themselves. Lesson is that as long as your hot nothing else matters. Says way more about them then the pic stealers or the sticky fingers hottie.

[MiamiLooker]

The fact that half the people posting on here are Justifying it because hes "Hot" and "Gives good Service" is Appalling. Just like the Threads where they're like "So and so Escort hasnt responded to my numerous emails or so and so escort keeps Cancelling on me...Should I keep Trying?" If this guy was out of Shape/Not a reflection of his pictures he would be ripped apart On this Forum In a Heartbeat and labeled as a "Fraud"....I think the same should go for a KNOWN Thief. At any rate Write a Review. While You may Enjoy this Cat/Mouse game....Theres alot of people Who wont and Wished they had been Warned.

 

 

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I think threads like this give a better indication of how some clients (and some escorts) really view the “profession” of escorting, not how they say they view it in sugarcoated posts in other threads. What other “profession” would stealing be accepted?

[RussJohnson]

I was trying to plug myself into the thinking. Find another angle in this. All I kept coming up with is this is the most pathetic and sad thing I've ever heard on this board. Then the OP telling me that he considers the real theft to be anyone that charges too much. Unreal.

 

Meanwhile, the average or lessor ones will get torn to shreds for little to nothing and everyone will be warned of them. Lesson is that as long as your hot nothing else matters. Says way more about them then this sticky fingers hottie.

 

I've resigned myself to the fact that some people think this way after responding to requests for a well reviewed escort in the area, being turned down (fair we all have different requirements and taste), and then watching them repeatedly ask for info on fakes, scammers, or mixed reviewed providers. But I am empathetic, if you're going to pay for it, you'd probably rather take a chance on the perfect guy instead of settling. Can't judge that too much.

[Bart]

Two points, one I am more stunned you would share this story and the psychological insight into your behavior. I can only imagine what a psychiatrist may think of this. The fact that you share this with such conviction of your behavior is rather shocking. How beguiling of the thief, I mean escort to contact you after a confrontation in the room after long period of time.

 

Secondly the fact that you have not shared the thief's, I am sorry, escort's name with us or do a review. I will say because you did not give a name people are responding in a certain way. If you had given the name and lets say it was a well known escort, I wonder what kind of response you would have received. I can recall another poster who hired a very popular escort years ago and said escort chose to no-show three times despite posters investment in time, airline ticket and hotel. Maybe the said poster should have not included the escort's name and people begged for it and possibly and more than likely would have received more and moral support as here.

 

This is a very interesting case study in human thought process and willingness to accept such bad respect from thief, I mean escort.

[Tigger]

Everyone's priorities are different really, I mean how many "he has no showed 3 times should I try again?" and "how long should I wait for a response" threads are there. If the name of the game was good service the board would look very different, but some people just want (Insert certain specific physical attributes here) and will jump hoops to get it and I think that's valid to some degree. Nothing to be done about it anyway. I mean I wouldn't personally hire a known thief, but DTB can do whatever he wants.

 

 

Russ, anyone who wouldn't hire you must not like handsome, muscular, thoughtful, and intelligent guys!!

[down_to_business]

I thought long and hard before posting on this topic again. For some of you, I am a whinny bitch complaining about being taking advantage of by a thieving escort. I am not complaining at all. I got nothing more than I expected, maybe a little less than I hoped for. I am not seeking your sympathy, your advice, your forgiveness, your permission. All I am trying to do is share my experiences with you, and hopefully bring a smile to your face.

 

For others of you, I am public enemy number one because I don't want to publicly disclose the identity of someone who sprung a cleverly concealed shampoo conditioner trap lodged in my personal belongings. Mind you, this escort did not take one single thing of value from me, but that was because I knew better than to bring one single thing of value with me into the hotel room. In my judgement, this person does not provide a threat to my safety or the safety of others. If I did, I would be the first to post a warning. This escort probably does pose a threat to your personal belongings. Just like you should protect your own health, you should protect your own valuables.

 

For those of you who enjoy the story, thanks for your comments. I enjoyed reading them. Even the scary kidney/bathtub with ice one. For those of you, here is the latest development.

 

Text received "It was great seeing you I had a great time". If nothing else my escort thief is thoughtful! I appreciated his text. It made me fondly reflect on our overnight together, the really great sex we shared together, and where the best place to set the mousetrap the next time we meet would be.

 

XOXO

 

-DTB

[loverboy95]

I can't believe you would meet with this guy that many times! The first time should have been the last!

[down_to_business]

I can't believe you would meet with this guy that many times! The first time should have been the last!

 

Just FYI.. the mousetrap /next meeting part was a joke. Who knows what I will wind up doing. Not even I know. The last time it took almost a year before I hired him again so.... it is the end for now.