Batshit crazy escort/client

[calrichmond]

It looks like I am a minority here, but I would like to offer my two cents. Over the 20 or so years I have been hiring escorts, I have definitely hooked up with whackos. There have been several times where the guy had strange ideas or seemed a little disconnected from reality. However, if he had a great body and was willing to do what I wanted, I nonetheless hired him. Their oddities came out during the initial phone call.

 

Here are a few examples:

An escort claimed to be a member of the Spanish royal family and was a "prince" who was escorting in the states to get to know the American people. He didn't speak Spanish because his parents (King and Queen of Spain) wanted him to only speak English as a way to create better relations with America and Great Britain. He was a loonie, but was great fun, and one of the handsomest men I ever met.

 

Another escort was a "fire eater" and wanted to demonstrate his carnival skill, which I kept declining. He was a body builder who went way beyond the clock (he liked being topped, which didn't happen too often.

 

One escort (former Man of the Year for porn magazine) hired from an agency had it in for the agency and insisted on showing me his many spreads in magazines as we were playing. He also arranged for me to meet him under the radar as a way to punish the agency for not paying him more.

 

One escort cut his rates if I promised to spank him hard and pretend to be his daddy who was angry with him. Another body builder who kept insisting on being verbally abused.

 

Anyway, these episodes happened over a very long time. There have been a few whackos I passed on. The most disturbing was one who wanted to pick up an underaged kid from Polk Street (area for gay prostitution) for us to bareback, and he wanted me to bearback him. He was actively looking to become infected with HIV (he called himself a bug chaser), although I was HIV negative.

[caliguy]

He was actively looking to become infected with HIV (he called himself a bug chaser)

I'm pretty sure he already was.

 

I knew a couple like that. Also, in SF. Their rational was that it was better to just get it over with then constantly worry about getting it. Then of coarse the unrestrained part of sex. Only people I've ever met that were actual bug chasers. That was many years ago though. I often wonder if they still feel the same about that decision now that their older.

[curiousnomore]

I concur - I was very interested in an uber-cute youngish guy in Miami who advertises regularly in the major channels. He had over a dozen drop-dead gorgeous pics scattered across his profiles (all were really him-not a single fake pic) and it happened that one of them lead, via a Google image search, to a discussion board of psycho-cyber-twinks and some pretty ugly rants he'd posted.

 

Theoretically he could have been a very pleasant and engaging dinner companion but my gut told me that veneer would wear thin pretty quickly. Fortunately I ended up with a real winner instead.

While I admire your commitment to finding a great escort/companion, I don't understand why you, or anyone else, does a Google Image Search. (I learned about this tool on this forum)

Search for reviews. Check out his various ads. Look for everything associated with his Escort activities.

Do a Google search on his pic? Or phone #? Not me!! The Escort deserves every bit of privacy that I expect him to afford me.

[jcmiami1]

In the interest of keeping things positive and constructive I'll share that the 'real winner' I had the good fortune of meeting was Pedro/EService.

 

PM me for additional info.

I'm from Miami and Pedro definitely has had all positive reviews - definitely a winner among the rather shady escorts too common in this area. I haven't hired him for he is not my type I personally know two men who have hired him and they rave about him

[geminibear]

It looks like I am a minority here, but I would like to offer my two cents. Over the 20 or so years I have been hiring escorts, I have definitely hooked up with whackos. There have been several times where the guy had strange ideas or seemed a little disconnected from reality. However, if he had a great body and was willing to do what I wanted, I nonetheless hired him. Their oddities came out during the initial phone call.

 

Here are a few examples:

An escort claimed to be a member of the Spanish royal family and was a "prince" who was escorting in the states to get to know the American people. He didn't speak Spanish because his parents (King and Queen of Spain) wanted him to only speak English as a way to create better relations with America and Great Britain. He was a loonie, but was great fun, and one of the handsomest men I ever met.

 

Another escort was a "fire eater" and wanted to demonstrate his carnival skill, which I kept declining. He was a body builder who went way beyond the clock (he liked being topped, which didn't happen too often.

 

One escort (former Man of the Year for porn magazine) hired from an agency had it in for the agency and insisted on showing me his many spreads in magazines as we were playing. He also arranged for me to meet him under the radar as a way to punish the agency for not paying him more.

 

One escort cut his rates if I promised to spank him hard and pretend to be his daddy who was angry with him. Another body builder who kept insisting on being verbally abused.

 

Anyway, these episodes happened over a very long time. There have been a few whackos I passed on. The most disturbing was one who wanted to pick up an underaged kid from Polk Street (area for gay prostitution) for us to bareback, and he wanted me to bearback him. He was actively looking to become infected with HIV (he called himself a bug chaser), although I was HIV negative.

 

I love the Spanish Royal Family guy. Is he still working? PM with is info. I know a guy who claims to be 4th in line to the Tsar of Russia. I think they should meet.

 

WTF??!?!? to your last paragraph.

[MiamiLooker]

While I admire your commitment to finding a great escort/companion, I don't understand why you, or anyone else, does a Google Image Search. (I learned about this tool on this forum)

Search for reviews. Check out his various ads. Look for everything associated with his Escort activities.

Do a Google search on his pic? Or phone #? Not me!! The Escort deserves every bit of privacy that I expect him to afford me.

You do realize that some clients have the escort come to the client's home, don't you?

[+ purplekow]

Yeah, there are all sorts of conspiracy theorists. I know some people who believe you can lure a man out to a barn in God's country and tie him up and force him to suck dirty dildoes. Crazy crazy people.

[+ Keith30309]

I love the roleplay opportunities being vetted here:

- Spanish Royal Family heir (Russian would have more panache but you work with the material you're given) locates descendant of long-lost conquistador dispatched to the Americas (enter client stage left) and receives gift of Aztec gold passed down in hopes of a reunion with sponsoring Royalty (for his time only, of course- anything which occurs between a consenting Prince & Subject is private).

 

I think the Barn and Dirty Dildoes scenario has promise, but I can't stop imagining the look of surprise on Rev Fred Phelps's face at the moment when he realizes that Hell might not be as he had imagined.

[geminibear]

Yeah, there are all sorts of conspiracy theorists. I know some people who believe you can lure a man out to a barn in God's country and tie him up and force him to suck dirty dildoes. Crazy crazy people.

 

Since I am from God's country, I am pretty sure this is another urban legend.

[RacerX]

It depends. If I find out the guy is crazy before I meet him in person, then I tend to just forget about him but there are certain variables that could lead to me meeting him. If the sex talk is extremely hot and he seems to be into exactly what I'm into, then I could ignore the crazy politics and conspiracy theories for a hot romp in the sack. If I find out he's crazy when I'm already with him in person, then I might as well suck his dick since I'm there. Maybe I'm just desperate... or addicted to cock.

[+ Keith30309]

I'm from Miami and Pedro definitely has had all positive reviews - definitely a winner among the rather shady escorts too common in this area. I haven't hired him for he is not my type I personally know two men who have hired him and they rave about him

 

Pedro is still recommended - professional and super client focused.

[njr47]

Political whackos and "true believers" come in all varieties. The problem arises when they decide they want to convert you to their beliefs. This happened to me with an escort I hired, then reviewed very favorably on daddysreviews. He decided I was now his good friend, and constantly texted and phoned me about his (in my opinion) way-out-there political opinions. Never hired him again.

[+ goosh69]

Some guys are very good at role play. I celebrate diversity.

If the escort is, as you say, "hot, sweet, funny, and into all the right things" I wouldn't automatically pass him up just because he's a conspiracy theorist. At least he's a bit wacko in an interesting way. But if he's a right wing conservative supporting one of the Republican candidates -- no way would I hire him. That would be a complete turn-off for me.

 

By the way, is it even possible for an escort to be a Republican?

YES - the guy above is probably talking about Adam in Ft L, who is a full on gay marriage opposing Trump/Palin Fox News loving hard right guy who posts YouTube rants railing against all things liberal. Dick shriveling rants IMO.

[+ VictorPowers]

The moral of this story has to be Know and understand your online presence. I'd agree with the OP. Any available online information should be used to determine if they'll be hired or not.

[Tonyko]

Which incident, or did they imply both ?

The was mid 90's The murders.

[Racketjock]

I have had more than one escort who fits the description of "crazy" and I count myself very lucky to have learned my lesson with each one, didn't repeat, and moved on. From completely made up back stories, questionable advanced education, to wild claims that were truly unbelievable, I have always taken them at face value for whom is telling them. Life is certainly full of lessons! I admittedly, still have a lot learn.

[+ Keith30309]

There is a guy in a city which I visit occasionally who I found to be very attractive on an emotional level based on the written content of his profile.

I stumbled across his Twitter and there were a succession of tweets, RT’s, etc, going back a few months about what is, to me, a pretty heavy duty lifestyle: “Visited club xxxx last night... took anonymous loads from over a dozen guys... thanks for contributing if you were one of them” and similar. In a way which has nothing to do with STI concerns, the image of this made me disinterested in him.

 

There’s another guy in a different city with whom I was totally infatuated and who I would have hired in an instant if possible. I began following his posts and it seemed that he had a steady stream of complaints about clients... late cancellations, requests for pics, stupid questions, bad breath, etc. Every complaint was probably perfectly legit but in my mind it created a perception of a bitchy queen rather than a sweet companion. There was never a post like “I met the nicest client yesterday...”.

 

It’s probably unfair to assess escort suitably to one’s desires based on out-of-context social media presence but lacking any face-to-face experience it’s sometimes all we know about someone.